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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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  • #6102
    lavinia hathaway
    Registered Users Posts: 273 ✭✭lavinia hathaway


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    Nicole Kidman's daughter is Sunday Rose. I'll give you one guess how I read it :pac:


    Yes, they can all have a big celebrity dinner based on their kids' names.....
    Apples, radishes and Sunday roasts


  • #6103
    Hamsterchops
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Hamsterchops


    Dymphna.


  • #6104
    skooterblue2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,816 ✭✭✭skooterblue2


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    Cameron Diaz named her daughter Raddix. I keep reading it as Radox :o

    Sorry when I heard it, I thought it was some sort of worming powder for dogs.

    "Raddix, beats worms every time, all the time, ain't nuttin' te flush 'em out like Raddix Source"


  • #6105
    skooterblue2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,816 ✭✭✭skooterblue2


    lavinia hathaway wrote: »
    Yes, they can all have a big celebrity dinner based on their kids' names.....
    Apples, radishes and Sunday roasts

    What about that fella Turps Moran from the Sawdoctors? But in Fairness he wasnt christened that name.


  • #6106
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    Have just been sent a screenshot of a couple who have called their kid Dodger. Photos of monogrammed baby clothes and all so it's real.


  • #6107
    MintyMagnum
    Registered Users Posts: 480 ✭✭MintyMagnum


    EagererBeaver wrote: »
    Have just been sent a screenshot of a couple who have called their kid Dodger.

    May he be both Artful & Jammie.


  • #6108
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,901 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Heard of a Rua the other day. Grand name for a dog though.


  • #6109
    Gwen Cooper
    Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭Gwen Cooper


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Heard of a Rua the other day. Grand name for a dog though.

    I kinda like that. Most likey wouldn't name my kid that, but I really like the way it sounds.


  • #6110
    Marty Xavier
    Registered Users Posts: 230 ✭✭Marty Xavier


    Rua Tipoki, Munster ligind


  • #6111
    MintyMagnum
    Registered Users Posts: 480 ✭✭MintyMagnum


    Marty Xavier wrote: »
    Rua Tipoki, Munster ligind

    Think Ronan O'Gara called one of his Rua?


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  • #6112
    puppieperson1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 301 ✭✭puppieperson1


    Little barry ( son of barry who is affectionately called big barry , i kid you not )


  • #6113
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I heard a mother call for “Puffin” yesterday. They were Irish.


  • #6114
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    There is some twat "mummy blogger" my wife has come across on Instagram whose kids' names are, no joke:

    Bolan-Billy Super Duper

    Ziggy-Ramone Unicorn Prince

    Hendrix-Cobaine Santa Claus

    Lennon-William Egg Butty


  • #6115
    Potential-Monke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,338 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    I don't follow the current music people, so I still thought that utter bellend Kanye only had 1 child he called North. Turns out he has 4, and all 4 have stupid names:

    Saint
    North
    Psalm
    Chicago

    I just... can't.


  • #6116
    Bobblehats
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    Kyren. The closest professional snooker will get to an american, his entrance music is an abomination too if that’s the new breed then bye


  • #6117
    corks finest
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,718 ✭✭✭corks finest


    Chelsea


  • #6118
    corks finest
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,718 ✭✭✭corks finest


    Mighty


  • #6119
    Marty Xavier
    Registered Users Posts: 230 ✭✭Marty Xavier


    I wonder will Hendrix-Cobain make it to 28?


  • #6120
    SusieBlue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,029 ✭✭✭SusieBlue


    Daizie :(:(


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  • #6121
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,417 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    SusieBlue wrote: »
    Daizie :(:(

    Because Daisy just sounds so common


  • #6122
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,849 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Marty Xavier wrote: »
    I wonder will Hendrix-Cobain make it to 28?

    Stone? There's a good chance

    In Cavan there was a great fire / Judge McCarthy was sent to inquire / It would be a shame / If the nuns were to blame / So it had to be caused by a wire.



  • #6123
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Three siblings called Azaria, Elyas and Querida. It's bad when you can't even figure out if they're supposed to be boys or girls names!


  • #6124
    wandererz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭wandererz


    Friend of mine married a guy named "Stalin".
    His brother is "Fidel Casttro".

    Seriously. The father was a communist, in India of all places.

    Stalin runs a tour company these days.


  • #6125
    Naggdefy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,981 ✭✭✭Naggdefy


    I know a family of Turkish origin, the Shi*tas. Nice people. Their eldest son is called Mustafa. About 17 now. Mustafa Shi*ta.

    Also know a bloke from the Caribbean called Canary Bento. Bento his surname.


  • #6126
    kyote00
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,597 ✭✭✭kyote00


    Randy


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  • #6127
    Madge2007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17 ✭Madge2007


    kyote00 wrote: »
    Randy

    My granda had a dog called Randy lol


  • #6128
    OOnegative
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,834 ✭✭✭OOnegative


    Deliver post to a gentleman called Richard Flapper........


  • #6129
    Madge2007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17 ✭Madge2007


    Fanny


  • #6130
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,849 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    wandererz wrote: »
    Stalin runs a tour company these days.

    One-way trips to the Russian interior.

    In Cavan there was a great fire / Judge McCarthy was sent to inquire / It would be a shame / If the nuns were to blame / So it had to be caused by a wire.



  • #6131
    thesandeman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    kyote00 wrote: »
    Randy

    That's not new man.


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  • #6132
    NoviGlitzko
    Registered Users Posts: 2,582 ✭✭✭NoviGlitzko


    Chance.

    The end.


  • #6133
    cannotlogin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,172 ✭✭✭cannotlogin


    Starshine.

    Not a kid anymore but a US journalist I think.


  • #6134
    LaFuton
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    satan


  • #6135
    Blazer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,468 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    in MacDonald's the other day and this one calling your 3 year old "Alexa"..
    ffs.


  • #6136
    LaFuton
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    some people are idiots.
    they attract and breed with other idiots.
    poor idiot children left in the wake.


  • #6137
    iamwhoiam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,161 ✭✭✭✭iamwhoiam


    Blazer wrote: »
    in MacDonald's the other day and this one calling your 3 year old "Alexa"..
    ffs.

    What is wrong with Alexa ? The female version of Alexander ? I think its beautiful and used widely in Europe especially Greece


  • #6138
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    iamwhoiam wrote: »
    What is wrong with Alexa ? The female version of Alexander ? I think its beautiful and used widely in Europe especially Greece

    Yeah, presumably the McDonalds being referred to was in Ireland, not on the way to the Acropolis. The fact a name is popular *somewhere* doesn't stop it bring rare as ****, and thus worthy of light hearted derision on an internet discussion board in Ireland.


  • #6139
    iamwhoiam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,161 ✭✭✭✭iamwhoiam


    EagererBeaver wrote: »
    Yeah, presumably the McDonalds being referred to was in Ireland, not on the way to the Acropolis. The fact a name is popular *somewhere* doesn't stop it bring rare as ****, and thus worthy of light hearted derision on an internet discussion board in Ireland.

    So ? Alexa is widely used as is Alex here


  • #6140
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    iamwhoiam wrote: »
    So ? Alexa is widely used as is Alex here

    Took about 30 seconds in the CSO website to prove that that's not true at all.


  • #6141
    Bobblehats
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    iamwhoiam wrote: »
    What is wrong with Alexa

    Serious?! Everytime I say it some device wakes up


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  • #6142
    handlemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,003 ✭✭✭handlemaster


    Anything with junior in it.

    Or generally the JP , PJ , AJ etc


  • #6143
    Bobblehats
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    handlemaster wrote: »
    Anything with junior in it.

    Or generally the JP , PJ , AJ etc

    I used to get called john junior! On campfire lit nights, in the midlands as a toddler. Surrounded by caravans :confused: hang on....


  • #6144
    handlemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,003 ✭✭✭handlemaster


    Bobblehats wrote: »
    I used to get called john junior! On campfire lit nights, in the midlands as a toddler. Surrounded by caravans :confused: hang on....

    Could have been worse imagine if your first name began with a B


  • #6145
    Bobblehats
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    handlemaster wrote: »
    Could have been worse imagine if your first name began with a B

    Hate to shatter my illusion but I'm a jonjo

    From a great line of jonjo's?


  • #6146
    skooterblue2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,816 ✭✭✭skooterblue2


    LaFuton wrote: »
    some people are idiots.
    they attract and breed with other idiots.
    poor idiot children left in the wake.

    Go back to what I said about sorting CV's.
    Then you add in Machine Learning, those names are never going to make it to the top of the pile and will be dumped in the bin before they are read.


  • #6147
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Oh God ... just saw on Facebook a little boy called Basil, and his sister called Sage! Neither are that awful on their own, but together ... what's next I wonder, are they going to fill an entire spice rack! :D


  • #6148
    skooterblue2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,816 ✭✭✭skooterblue2


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    ... what's next I wonder, are they going to fill an entire spice rack! :D

    Next child is "Cinnamon"


  • #6149
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,849 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    skooterblue2 wrote: »
    Go back to what I said about sorting CV's.
    Then you add in Machine Learning, those names are never going to make it to the top of the pile and will be dumped in the bin before they are read.

    What makes you think they'll be looking for jobs in the first place...?

    In Cavan there was a great fire / Judge McCarthy was sent to inquire / It would be a shame / If the nuns were to blame / So it had to be caused by a wire.



  • #6150
    skooterblue2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,816 ✭✭✭skooterblue2


    Hotblack Desiato wrote: »
    What makes you think they'll be looking for jobs in the first place...?

    Once SeeTec get their claws into ye..... they will find you a job.


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  • #6151
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Oh God ... just saw on Facebook a little boy called Basil, and his sister called Sage! Neither are that awful on their own, but together ... what's next I wonder, are they going to fill an entire spice rack! :D

    I know the family.
    Herb and Rosemary are good parents in fairness.
    They've all the thyme in the world for you.


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