The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

fussyonion

Heard a man call after his kids today in Rathfarnham 'Gilbert! Alpha!' and I chuckled.

Shady Grady

A kid at my daughter's school and her name is Peace.That is no lie.

Witchie

Shady Grady wrote: »

A kid at my daughter's school and her name is Peace.That is no lie.

I admit that I did consider Pax (Latin for peace) as a second name for my first born as he was born the day the IRA called their ceasefire.

EagererBeaver

Witchie wrote: »

I admit that I did consider Pax (Latin for peace) as a second name for my first born as he was born the day the IRA called their ceasefire.

How embarrassing.

Witchie

I was high on gas and air at the time.

Deebles McBeebles

Shady Grady wrote: »

A kid at my daughter's school and her name is Peace.That is no lie.

The brother is Quiet.

"Fer fooks sake, will yiz give me some Peace and Quiet!"

Badly Drunk Boy

Witchie wrote: »

I admit that I did consider Pax (Latin for peace) as a second name for my first born as he was born the day the IRA called their ceasefire.

If you had a daughter, you could have used the Greek for peace, Irene. Even sounds similar to IRA! :pac:

handlemaster

Witchie wrote: »

I was high on gas and air at the time.

And your the dad

Witchie

handlemaster wrote: »

And your the dad

What's with everyone assuming I'm a bloke? Jeez!

Carrie6OD

Kid in my son’s swimming class called Lollipop. Lolly for short

Hotblack Desiato

She'll be popular with the lads when she gets a bit older

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-iysdFu_TQ

skooterblue2

There was a guy in my class at school First name Billy Second name Birchmans.

happyday

EagererBeaver wrote: »

How embarrassing.

I knew a dog called Pax. Just saying...

cj maxx

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

She'll be popular with the lads when she gets a bit older

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-iysdFu_TQ

Wtf was that. ?

yerwanthere123

Worked in a school in Castleisland and there was a child named Pharrell.

Pharrell from Castleisland.

Deja Boo

I don't think any good would come of naming a child Dorcas.

Purple Mountain

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

Worked in a school in Castleisland and there was a child named Pharrell.

Pharrell from Castleisland.

Was he one of the Farrells from Castleisland by any chance?

Witchie

happyday wrote: »

I knew a dog called Pax. Just saying...

I knew a dog called Jake but still called my second son Jake. Just sayin'.

skooterblue2

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Was he one of the Farrells from Castleisland by any chance?

Pharrell Farrell? are you for real?

Hotblack Desiato

cjmc wrote: »

Wtf was that. ?

Serge Gainsbourg, renowned French sleazebag, wrote a song about "lollipops" for an 18 year old singer who didn't realise it was really about BJs :cool:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Les_sucettes

Foweva Awone

Good lord.

Amber Rose just got her kids' names, Bash and Slash, tattooed across her forehead.

https://www.unilad.co.uk/celebrity/amber-rose-says-kobe-bryants-death-gave-her-the-courage-for-face-tattoo/

Dufflecoat Fanny

If I have a son I'm calling him lieutenant Dan

Deebles McBeebles

Foweva Awone wrote: »

Good lord.

Amber Rose just got her kids' names, Bash and Slash, tattooed across her forehead.

https://www.unilad.co.uk/celebrity/amber-rose-says-kobe-bryants-death-gave-her-the-courage-for-face-tattoo/

And manages to rope Kobe Bryant into it. Jesus wept. The attention seeking.

Motivator

Brooklyn, Aaliyah and Savannah-Rae.

All from the same family and the whitest children you’ve ever seen.

MuffinTop86

Suin. Or siun even. Pronounced shoo-in. Vile

maxsmum

MuffinTop86 wrote: »

Suin. Or siun even. Pronounced shoo-in. Vile

Siun is an OK name. People who pronounce it shoe-in ruin it though.

MuffinTop86

No, whatever way you say it doesn’t take away from the fact that it’s a terrible name.
My colleague who is barely comprehensible at the best of times keeps mentioning it as it’s his daughter’s name. I thought he kept talking about Tuam.

deisedevil

Maybe ye mean Siún. Pronounced Shoon, because of the fada that's supposed to be there. Think it's a lovely name meself.

Omackeral

The child in the news as of late. Not Jayden, not Kayden, not even Brayden.






Quaden.

HildaOgdenx

fussyonion wrote: »

Heard a man call after his kids today in Rathfarnham 'Gilbert! Alpha!' and I chuckled.

I met Paris (girl) and Clarkson (boy) tonight in Aldi.

H.20v3

Kiki

Used to be women called kiki ,now there's lads with the name

Gwen Cooper

Woman named Keren tried to connect with me on LinkedIn this morning. Eugh.

ButtersSuki

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

Woman named Keren tried to connect with me on LinkedIn this morning. Eugh.

I think I speak for most men when I say "was she hot or not?". :pac:

Gwen Cooper

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I think I speak for most men when I say "was she hot or not?". :pac:

Would you believe I didn't even look at the picture? I just saw the name and declined in disgust.

partyguinness

Young fella in my son's class called "Chase".

I just assumed it was his nickname and asked about his real name. No- it is Chase.

ButtersSuki

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

Would you believe I didn't even look at the picture? I just saw the name and declined in disgust.

We can deduce from this your username is real. :pac:

seagull

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

Woman named Keren tried to connect with me on LinkedIn this morning. Eugh.

It's a Jewish/Israeli name. Unless it was a local bastardised version of Karen.

Gwen Cooper

seagull wrote: »

It's a Jewish/Israeli name. Unless it was a local bastardised version of Karen.

I see. I'm a victim of my own ignorance then! (Still don't like the name, but I'm slightly less mad )

jiltloop

partyguinness wrote: »

Young fella in my son's class called "Chase".

I just assumed it was his nickname and asked about his real name. No- it is Chase.

Maybe his parents are big fans of The Chase? :pac:

Awful name.

ButtersSuki

jiltloop wrote: »

Maybe his parents are big fans of The Chase? :pac:

Awful name.

Prob. Paw Patrol. One of the pups is called Chase. Chase is on the case.



Have a child and this is what your viewing will become.

Woshy

partyguinness wrote: »

Young fella in my son's class called "Chase".

I just assumed it was his nickname and asked about his real name. No- it is Chase.

I worked with a lady in New Zealand whose son was called Chase. It was her maiden name so her son kinda had both parent's names without the whole hyphenation thing. I kinda like it in that case

stryker mcqueen

Re paw patrol .... kid in my Daughters school called Ryder .....ready for action Ryder sir!

Poor child

jiltloop

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Prob. Paw Patrol. One of the pups is called Chase. Chase is on the case.



Have a child and this is what your viewing will become.

It's down the road for me, i'll try to keep my 10 month old away from it for as long as I can! :pac:

Woshy

jiltloop wrote: »

It's down the road for me, i'll try to keep my 10 month old away from it for as long as I can! :pac:

You can try all you want but Paw Patrol is coming for you and there's nothing you can do to stop it. It's like a cult for 2 year olds

Thankfully I am passed the Paw Patrol phase. My kids have been deprogrammed!

Woshy

Also as I mentioned New Zealand above. There's a kid in school with mine called Kai - which is the te reo (Maori) word for food and is commonly used by people in NZ in conversation as in "will be go grab some kai".

Unfortunate name for a child!

jiltloop

Woshy wrote: »

You can try all you want but Paw Patrol is coming for you and there's nothing you can do to stop it. It's like a cult for 2 year olds

Thankfully I am passed the Paw Patrol phase. My kids have been deprogrammed!

I already went through Dora the Explorer and Bob the Builder phases with my 2 elder kids, I'm mentally preparing myself!

skooterblue2

Woshy wrote: »

You can try all you want but Paw Patrol is coming for you and there's nothing you can do to stop it. It's like a cult for 2 year olds

2 year olds? I spent the whole summer watching it with my niece and nephew and loved it ....... (*penny drops*) , aww no I have the mind of a three year old!

skooterblue2

Omackeral wrote: »

Quaden.

That is the closest thing I have seen to Quaaludes

Redneck Reject71

My daughter was telling me about a new student in her class.I asked what her name was and the reply was Caspress.I thought I misheard but no that is the child's name.

Strumms

H.20v3 wrote: »

Kiki

Used to be women called kiki ,now there's lads with the name

Kiki, it’s a criminally lazy name to give a child. Not very Irish either, Kiki O’ Leary ? No thanks... I had an ex boss called Caelan which was weird especially considering the uniqueness of his surname too, deserved it though, a total cûnt.