The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

skooterblue2

Omackeral wrote: »

Quaden.

Maybe Jayden was conceived on Quaaludes while his folks were a fornicatin', sure beats gettin' high on oxycotin.

ThewhiteJesus

Kevin

bazermc

Jesus

Redneck Reject71

bazermc wrote: »

Jesus

That is a very common name in Mexico.

JustAThought

H.20v3 wrote: »

Kiki

Used to be women called kiki ,now there's lads with the name

Enid Blyton books -forget which series - their pet parrot was called Kiki. Forever enshrined.

skooterblue2

Redneck Reject71 wrote: »

That is a very common name in Mexico.

Remember Zeus in the film Defiance? He was played by Leif Screiber?

thesandeman

JustAThought wrote: »

Enid Blyton books -forget which series - their pet parrot was called Kiki. Forever enshrined.

In fairness, The Famous Five had a dog called Timmy and a girl called George.
Enid was either seriously f*cked up or well before her time.

seagull

thesandeman wrote: »

In fairness, The Famous Five had a dog called Timmy and a girl called George.
Enid was either seriously f*cked up or well before her time.

By memory, George was Georgina, and not overly fond of the whole name.

What's the objection to a dog called Timmy?

The Nal

EagererBeaver

Redneck Reject71 wrote: »

That is a very common name in Mexico.

Spanish speaking countries*

Hotblack Desiato

stryker mcqueen wrote: »

Re paw patrol .... kid in my Daughters school called Ryder .....ready for action Ryder sir!

Poor child

Maybe he'll grow up to be a 24 hour party person

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Keith is okay on paper... but it inevitably becomes Keet

D3V!L

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

Keith is okay on paper... but it inevitably becomes Keet

Is it popular these days ? My brother is called Keith but he's in his 40's.

Markcheese

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

Maybe he'll grow up to be a 24 hour party person

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Keith is okay on paper... but it inevitably becomes Keet

It'd be his plastic gave id worry about ..

Zirconia

Have to mention the Zappa family, with the wierdest names ever; daughters Moon Unit and Diva Muffin, and son Dweezil! I know they sound made up - but they're not!!

Deebles McBeebles

Zirconia wrote: »

Have to mention the Zappa family, with the wierdest names ever; daughters Moon Unit and Diva Muffin, and son Dweezil! I know they sound made up - but they're not!!

Don't forget Dweezil's kids, Zola Frank Zappa and Ceylon Indira Zappa. The music makes it forgivable!

saralou2011

Tyson fury's kids are called Valencia, Venezuela and all 3 of his son's are called prince.

EmmetSpiceland

There’s a “Rocco” in school with my kids.

Was at an event there on Saturday and got talking to a friend of a friend who’s partner just had a baby. I enquired as to the name, or if they’d chosen one, and he told me they would be calling him “Mulick”.

Now, I heard “Ulick” so I asked him if that was after the writer, Ulick O’Connor, who passed away recently enough.

I mean, the only other “Ulick” I could think of was a character from Brinsley MacNamara’s ‘The Valley of the Squinting Windows’ and, of course, the fictitious “Magee” you’d see in “guest books” around the country.

Anyway, no, I was told the name was going to be “Mulick”. They like the sound of it.

statto25

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

There’s a “Rocco” in school with my kids.

Was at an event there on Saturday and got talking to a friend of a friend who’s partner just had a baby. I enquired as to the name, or if they’d chosen one, and he told me they would be calling him “Mulick”.

Now, I heard “Ulick” so I asked him if that was after the writer, Ulick O’Connor, who passed away recently enough.

I mean, the only other “Ulick” I could think of was a character from Brinsley MacNamara’s ‘The Valley of the Squinting Windows’ and, of course, the fictitious “Magee” you’d see in “guest books” around the country.

Anyway, no, I was told the name was going to be “Mulick”. They like the sound of it.

Was the child's surname McGee? Please say yes

Beanntraigheach

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

There’s a “Rocco” in school with my kids.

You godda problem with da name "Rocco"!? Ya lousy bum ya.

EmmetSpiceland

statto25 wrote: »

Was the child's surname McGee? Please say yes

Haha, no it’s not. Unfortunately. But still, what are they thinking??

partyguinness

What about Donald Trump's son 'Baron'.

corner of hells

"Dakodah Marie" , that's it , that's how she spelt it.She wanted something unique.

I mean who in their right mind calls a child Marie , these days.

Hotblack Desiato

partyguinness wrote: »

What about Donald Trump's son 'Baron'.

His surname is always going to be worse

Bobblehats

What we gonna do when these ostentatious names become the norm

As is happening, in certain sections of our communities we’re not seriously expected to utter them without wryly mocking / breaking our shįįte laughing are we? That would take immense restraint

seagull

Anyone else anticipating hearing some kid called Corona in 9 months time?

iamwhoiam

seagull wrote: »

Anyone else anticipating hearing some kid called Corona in 9 months time?

https://sspx.ca/en/news-events/news/there-saint-corona-and-she-patron-saint-against-plague-and-epidemics-56032

iamwhoiam

iamwhoiam wrote: »

https://sspx.ca/en/news-events/news/there-saint-corona-and-she-patron-saint-against-plague-and-epidemics-56032

What a way to go!!! And on my birthday, too!

Martina1991

seagull wrote:

Anyone else anticipating hearing some kid called Corona in 9 months time?

Corona for a boy, Quarentina for a girl.

iamwhoiam

[Deleted User] wrote: »

What a way to go!!! And on my birthday, too!

Fat lot of good she has been as a saint though !!

Dufflecoat Fanny

there will be some amount of babies born next xmas

thesandeman

Dufflecoat Fanny wrote: »

there will be some amount of babies born next xmas

After all the instructions about social distancing they'll all be immaculate conceptions.

paddythere

Todd

Pepsirebel

D3V!L wrote: »

Is it popular these days ? My brother is called Keith but he's in his 40's.

I'm a Keith, in my 40's...there was 3 of is in my class in primary school....not a fan of the name to be honest

NoviGlitzko

seagull wrote: »

Anyone else anticipating hearing some kid called Corona in 9 months time?

I've a relative named Corona, and her daughter named her daughter Corona after her just over a year ago.

pmurphy00

fox.

EagererBeaver

Pepsirebel wrote: »

I'm a Keith, in my 40's...there was 3 of is in my class in primary school....not a fan of the name to be honest

Me neither. ****e name.

Deja Boo

iamwhoiam wrote: »

https://sspx.ca/en/news-events/news/there-saint-corona-and-she-patron-saint-against-plague-and-epidemics-56032

Bloody H**!! :eek:

Wtf ?

PseudoFamous wrote: »

Ulick

especially if your surname is Mc Gee !

Deebles McBeebles

thesandeman wrote: »

After all the instructions about social distancing they'll all be immaculate conceptions.

Might be time to look into riding througha hole in a sheet like the Orthodox Jews.

Pherekydes

iamwhoiam wrote: »

https://sspx.ca/en/news-events/news/there-saint-corona-and-she-patron-saint-against-plague-and-epidemics-56032

Not true!

https://www.truthorfiction.com/is-st-corona-the-patron-saint-of-epidemics/

EmmetSpiceland

thesandeman wrote: »

After all the instructions about social distancing they'll all be immaculate conceptions.

A “common” misconception, if you’ll pardon the pun.

No, the “immaculate conception” does not refer to the “virgin birth” of Jesus Christ. In fact, it refers to the birth of the virgin Mary, free from “original sin”.

Ipso

Pherekydes wrote: »

Not true!

https://www.truthorfiction.com/is-st-corona-the-patron-saint-of-epidemics/

Religious people spreading lies to suit their cause, say it aint so.

EmmetSpiceland

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

A “common” misconception, if you’ll pardon the pun.

No, the “immaculate conception” does not refer to the “virgin birth” of Jesus Christ. In fact, it refers to the birth of the virgin Mary, free from “original sin”.

Thanks, you learn something everyday

Ipso

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

A “common” misconception, if you’ll pardon the pun.

No, the “immaculate conception” does not refer to the “virgin birth” of Jesus Christ. In fact, it refers to the birth of the virgin Mary, free from “original sin”.

Is it not her conception rather than birth?

wandererz

Here is what's going to happen in a few years:

https://youtu.be/OHc0BJiMMjU

EmmetSpiceland

Ipso wrote: »

Is it not her conception rather than birth?

We’re heading down a dangerous “path” here, I.

It could well be her very conception but the “end result” is that she was born free of “Original Sin”.

Either way, the main point is that the “term”, itself, refers to Holy Mary and, I suppose, her own mother, not to Jesus Christ’s virgin conception.

griffin100

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

A “common” misconception, if you’ll pardon the pun.

No, the “immaculate conception” does not refer to the “virgin birth” of Jesus Christ. In fact, it refers to the birth of the virgin Mary, free from “original sin”.

I always thought the Immaculate Conception was what happened when Anto forgot to wear a condom.

The Princess Bride

Too many to quote, lots of gems.

https://twitter.com/Eric_Edholm/status/1243981101691031553?s=19

skooterblue2

The Princess Bride wrote: »

Too many to quote, lots of gems.

https://twitter.com/Eric_Edholm/status/1243981101691031553?s=19

What I want to know is, Where was Portos, Athos and Aramis when all this was going on?

EagererBeaver

The Princess Bride wrote: »

Too many to quote, lots of gems.

https://twitter.com/Eric_Edholm/status/1243981101691031553?s=19

Reminds me of a lineman who used to play for the NY Jets, D'Brickashaw Ferguson.