The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

Dufflecoat Fanny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss

happyday

Dufflecoat Fanny wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss

Brilliant!

One eyed Jack

Twins born during pandemic named 'Corona and Covid'

Rufeo

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Twins born during pandemic named 'Corona and Covid'

You have got to be kidding me. What an idiot that mother!

skooterblue2

Rufeo wrote: »

You have got to be kidding me. What an idiot that mother!

I would take no notice of it. Its not a real real report. Its like the black and tans outrage in the media. The government knew well this flu virus was coming and was using that time when journalists would be speculating to formulate a plan. If I heard about it in January that means the Irish Embassy/Consulate knew about it about 6 weeks before.
Right now there are massive things bigger than what is the corona virus going on in the money markets that the plebs dont need to be bothered about. That is why you have these types of stories. I was complaining about the "Black and Tans memorial" was hype to cover up "shorting" in the stock markets when Ray Dalio (Bridgewater) was urging people to buy stocks and "cash is trash" about two months back.

I Am Nobody

My recently rehomed neighbours, courtesy of the council. Has a daughter named Destiny, whom the mother screams for in the evenings from her doorway.

mcgragger

I Am Nobody wrote: »

My recently rehomed neighbours, courtesy of the council. Has a daughter named Destiny, whom the mother screams for in the evenings from her doorway.

Wow Destinys Child.

Sorry 🀣

I Am Nobody

I Am Nobody wrote: »

My recently rehomed neighbours, courtesy of the council. Has a daughter named Destiny, whom the mother screams for in the evenings from her doorway.

As in “Destiny Angel”, pilot in “Captain Scarlett and the Mysterons”?

skooterblue2

Deleted User wrote: »

As in “Destiny Angel”, pilot in “Captain Scarlett and the Mysterons”?

No like "you are my Destiny"!
By any chance is your neighbour Lionel Richie?

SusieBlue

I’ve been watching Toddlers & Tiara’s this afternoon, some absolute crackers on it:

Princess Mehayleigh
Vegas-Jane
Abbriannah
Story-Ella
Precious Rose

Bodjhrjekekr

Hannibal

Enright

Aoifey! wrote: »

My uncle is called JJ. He just had a little boy and named him AJ.

I wonder if they had a second male child, would they call him BJ

danemail

pmurphy00 wrote: »

fox.

Boy or girl? Somehow seems better if it were a boy.....

skooterblue2

SusieBlue wrote: »

I’ve been watching Toddlers & Tiara’s this afternoon

You are seriously deprived of some purposeful task.

Ipso

skooterblue2 wrote: »

No like "you are my Destiny"!
By any chance is your neighbour Lionel Richie?

Stop this nonsense, we'll be at it all night long.

Ipso

Bodjhrjekekr wrote: »

Hannibal

You live in Carthage?

KaneToad

Ipso wrote: »

Stop this nonsense, we'll be at it all night long.

You'll have to scrape us off the ceiling.

skooterblue2

Ipso wrote: »

You live in Carthage?

No
9 months ago he was just a twinkle in his daddys eye,
He escaped a maximum security Vagina to the under ground of LA,
Today still wanted by his mammy (god only knows why), the Gardai and the department of Social Protection (all for different reasons),
He survives as on the scratcher doing nixers,
If you have a problem and you think nobody else cares, you are right.
If you can find him and nobody else will unblock your drain junction.
Maybe you can hire him......

Hannibal, will work for gear and weed!!

Cantona's Collars

Enright wrote: »

I wonder if they had a second male child, would they call him BJ

Well if it was a BJ,the kid might never be conceived if you know what I mean

Rubberlegs

Enright wrote: »

I wonder if they had a second male child, would they call him BJ

I know of a BJ, an adult now. Most unfortunate choice of name

Strumms

Ipso wrote: »

You live in Carthage?

As a kid I went to an art class, there was a lad participating called Carthage... I’ve never heard of anyone before or since who has or had been called that....

Conor Bourke

Strumms wrote: »

As a kid I went to an art class, there was a lad participating called Carthage... I’ve never heard of anyone before or since who has or had been called that....

Was that kids dad also called Carthage by any chance, dya know?

EagererBeaver

Cantona's Collars wrote: »

Well if it was a BJ,the kid might never be conceived if you know what I mean

I think we all know what you mean.

Strumms

Cornelius Crow wrote: »

Was that kids dad also called Carthage by any chance, dya know?

No idea, the surname began with D.

Strumms

Rubberlegs wrote: »

I know of a BJ, an adult now. Most unfortunate choice of name

I know a person called BJ too... if it had been me at whatever age I’m saying, “ok please call me Brian, or Bob”

Cornelius Crow

Cornelius Crow wrote: »

Was that kids dad also called Carthage by any chance, dya know?

I used to work with a fella called Carthage. So they do exist. He’s been retired a while now.

Rubberlegs

Rubberlegs wrote: »

I know of a BJ, an adult now. Most unfortunate choice of name

Boris Johnson?

Ipso

Deleted User wrote: »

Boris Johnson?

He’s hard to swallow, alright

Kylta

Kevin

Kylta

Bastard.
I don't know if it counts but i know a pal had a dog called bastard. He would yell for the dog on the street, and passing buy would actually think he was calling them names.
I used to love when the dog would not answer his called. It was here you Fu©king bastard. People actually though he was nuts.

Conor Bourke

Strumms wrote: »

No idea, the surname began with D.

Not who I’m thinking of, so it appears there’s a surprising number of men called Carthage rattling around!

flasher0030

Strumms wrote: »

I know a person called BJ too... if it had been me at whatever age I’m saying, “ok please call me Brian, or Bob”

Wouldn't that be an abbreviation for someone who was christened Billy Joe.
I'd definitely be insisting on being called my full name alright .

Foweva Awone

Just saw a "little princess" Aurora-Porrsha on Facebook.

Looks horrible written down but even worse when you say it out loud!

skooterblue2

Foweva Awone wrote: »

Just saw a "little princess" Aurora-Porrsha on Facebook.

Looks horrible written down but even worse when you say it out loud!

Both fine on their own
Aurora is fine
Portia is fine..... not that abomination

the_pen_turner

skooterblue2 wrote: »

Both fine on their own
Aurora is fine
Portia is fine..... not that abomination

no they are not. they are both terrible names

Ipso

the_pen_turner wrote: »

no they are not. they are both terrible names

Yeah, she’ll get her pound of flesh.

Foweva Awone

Foweva Awone wrote: »

Just saw a "little princess" Aurora-Porrsha on Facebook.

Looks horrible written down but even worse gwhen you say it out loud!

Middle name Borealis?

Bodhran

Heard a young kid being called "Brooklyn" yesterday.

Deebles McBeebles

Bodhran wrote: »

Heard a young kid being called "Brooklyn" yesterday.

Big Beckham fans maybe? You'll know for sure if they also have a Harper Seven.

skooterblue2

Ipso wrote: »

Yeah, she’ll get her pound of flesh.

Think that is Shylock the money lender you are thinking of

Macdarack

What do ye cunce think of the name levi?

Conor Bourke

Macdarack wrote: »

What do ye cunce think of the name levi?

I don’t think I’ve ever met a Levi that wasn’t an absolutely scaldy townie (irrespective of which town he was from)

johnmck

Niamh or Aine

Macdarack

Cornelius Crow wrote: »

I don’t think I’ve ever met a Levi that wasn’t an absolutely scaldy townie (irrespective of which town he was from)

You've met people called levi?

EagererBeaver

Macdarack wrote: »

What do ye cunce think of the name levi?

Personally think anyone who names their kids Levi should be put down immediately.

JeffreyEpspeen

Berchmans.

Pherekydes

johnmck wrote: »

Niamh or Aine

Are these bad names or what?

Did these ladies do something on you, because Niamh is near the top of my list. Áine's not bad neither.

JeffreyEpspeen

I had a crush on a girl called Clodagh in college. I think it's a lovely name.

Not terribly gone on Grainne or Aine though.

Tiredalways

skooterblue2 wrote: »

Both fine on their own
Aurora is fine
Portia is fine..... not that abomination

Knew a lady who wanted to call her child porsha. Her surname was carr. Hubby talked her out of it.thank god

Ipso

skooterblue2 wrote: »

Think that is Shylock the money lender you are thinking of

Thanks for destroying my attempt at high browness.