The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

chughes

ibarelycare wrote: »

Oh dear

I have to agree with some posters here, this is a definite winner of the title of worst kid's name.


Imagine if she grows up and marries a Jewish guy whose surname is Hymen!!!

Kovu

chughes wrote: »

I have to agree with some posters here, this is a definite winner of the title of worst kid's name.


Imagine if she grows up and marries a Jewish guy whose surname is Hymen!!!

Or a Magee

Asarlai

Asarlai wrote: »

Treblinca (with a 'c')

Jaysus... what nationality?

and still ricky villa

gutenberg wrote: »

In the future, this Labia girl should definitely find a Ulick and get married.

Oh please God, let her meet Ulick McGee

DEFTLEFTHAND

efb wrote: »

Ira is a popular man's name

Wasn't there a famous judge in NYC by the name of Ira H Block.

aine92

I know a girl called Shakira but she is in her very late 20s so after the celeb Shakira was around. Still an odd name for a Donegal woman mind you.

Colser

kunst nugget wrote: »

Honestly, I don't think anything is going to beat Labia. It's the winner for me.

How about doing it double barrel with your first name?:D

Samaris

I suppose Labia-Mae or Labia-Rose just about tops it..

Actually, there's a name I really don't like "X-Mae" Obviously with another first name in there somewhere. I'd be kinda impressed if they were actually christened Xmae.

fussyonion

Know a guy, in his thirties, called Clayton.
Also know another called Clint.
Last week I overheard a woman ask another woman: "When is your Rayla's christening?"

RAYLA?!

George White

aine92 wrote: »

I know a girl called Shakira but she is in her very late 20s so after the celeb Shakira was around. Still an odd name for a Donegal woman mind you.

Named after Michael Caine's wife perhaps.

cantdecide

efb wrote: »

No. Maybe her brother Ira.

The Isis in my OP was a little boy, by the way...

George White

TV3 Toy Show Auditions.
Kid called Syesha-Lily.

thee glitz

fussyonion wrote: »

Know a guy, in his thirties, called Clayton.
Also know another called Clint.
Last week I overheard a woman ask another woman: "When is your Rayla's christening?"

RAYLA?!

I hope it was actually Ayla.

corner of hells

Laya , newly born.Further siblings to be called BUPA and VHI.

riclad

zooey dechanel,s baby is called elsie otter .
I, assume famous people are not on drugs all the time.
I think they want a name no one else would ever use .
And no one wants to say that name is ridiculous and weird .
I Think some women just name their children after famous pop stars ,actors .middle class people in ireland are not called kylie or clint .
Imagine growing up in kerry as a boy called clint .
There,s not many people calling their kids ,gay .
as in gay byrne.
I think every generation drops some name,s .
And picks new ones .
I don,t think you should be allowed to name a child after a body part .
You can put it as the middle name if you like it that much.
We someone with a bad name gets married it can sound even worse .

PLL

Know a girl from Donegal called Atlantis.

Also hate the Young moms giving their kids cutsie or double barrel first names.

I had a child at 20 and gave her a traditional Irish name. Many don't like it, that's grand. They want the newer modern names. But I get excited when the stereotypical young mammies on the dole tell me its old-fashioned. I actually take it as a compliment that they don't like it.

Kovu

I know a Hilary. What's wrong with that you say?
He's a man who works in the agri sector and it just does not suit at all!

jca

We had a neighbour called Hilary, I never thought it odd until now...he was a nice man, rode a Honda 175 like a lunatic,otherwise he was very conservative.

DoozerT6

Jessa Duggar (yes, of THOSE Duggars) has called her brand new baby boy....Spurgeon.

/thread.

Cortina_MK_IV

As a tribute to Charles Spurgeon... Of course they couldn't call him Charles that would be too normal!!! :rolleyes:

Asarlai

Asarlai wrote: »

Treblinca (with a 'c')

Deleted User wrote: »

Jaysus... what nationality?

Bosnia-Herzogovina father and Offaly mother

Walter Bishop

Sadly it's in a report (in today's Indo) about a baby that died but I think Tequiilah may be a contender.

Ms.Sunshine

Emily, Aphra, Gretta, Sally, Judith, Johanna, Adele..

saralou2011

Hate the name Mason, never even of heard the name a few years ago. Now there's loads of them running around

kunst nugget

DoozerT6 wrote: »

Jessa Duggar (yes, of THOSE Duggars) has called her brand new baby boy....Spurgeon.

/thread.

Not THOSE Duggars!?!? :eek:









Em, who are THOSE Duggars?

keano_afc

saralou2011 wrote: »

Hate the name Mason, never even of heard the name a few years ago. Now there's loads of them running around

Yeah, friend of mine just named her new baby Mason. I often wonder whether people who comment saying "ah thats lovely" are being serious. I've annoyed people in the past by being honest when hearing the horrendous names parents have given their kids.

Samaris

kunst nugget wrote: »

Not THOSE Duggars!?!? :eek:


Em, who are THOSE Duggars?

They're a family..may be part of the Quiverfull movement? Anyway, their aim in life seems to be having as many children as possible. Had a TV show called 19 and counting, and then I think a follow-up called 20 And Counting (yes, referring to the number of kids!). Very religious family, but one of the oldest boys got done recently for molesting some of his sisters.

Strange bunch.

Asarlai

Arthritis McAnaspie.

Known to friends as Arty

Asarlai

Arthritis McAnaspie.

Known to friends as Arty

conorh91

PLL wrote: »

I had a child at 20 and gave her a traditional Irish name. Many don't like it, that's grand. They want the newer modern names. But I get excited when the stereotypical young mammies on the dole tell me its old-fashioned. I actually take it as a compliment that they don't like it.

sounds to me more like inverse snobbery on your behalf, tbh.

Some people choose their child's name so as not to be "common", which is perhaps the most amusing indictment of their social ungainliness of all.

Is there anything more "common" than naming your child after a celebrity, a royal, or any other trend or tournament?

I don't think so.

I think it's hilarious when railway engineers and civil servants name their children after British monarchs. Absolutely bizarre!

tigerboon

conorh91 wrote: »

I think it's hilarious when railway engineers and civil servants name their children after British monarchs. Absolutely bizarre!

Like Athelstan or Aethelred II The Unready?

Hotblack Desiato

saralou2011 wrote: »

Hate the name Mason, never even of heard the name a few years ago. Now there's loads of them running around

Awful name. But if he ever gets locked up, it'll be fun watching the campaign to "Free Mason"

Hotblack Desiato

tigerboon wrote: »

Like Athelstan or Aethelred II The Unready?

I'm waiting for a child to be named after King Knut.

tigerboon

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

I'm waiting for a child to be named after King Knut.

There's a few of them out there already!

Badly Drunk Boy

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

Awful name. But if he ever gets locked up, it'll be fun watching the campaign to "Free Mason"

With his connections, he'll never be sent to jail, no matter what he's done.


By the way, isn't Luxor a lovely name for a young lad?

kunst nugget

conorh91 wrote: »

I think it's hilarious when railway engineers and civil servants name their children after British monarchs. Absolutely bizarre!

Railway engineers is a pretty specific group and I don't hang around any of them to know how rampant their British monarch nomenclature appropriation is.

IvyTheTerrible

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

I'm waiting for a child to be named after King Knut.

A cousin here named her child after the first king of France, Clovis. I'm not a fan.

asherbassad

conorh91 wrote: »

sounds to me more like inverse snobbery on your behalf, tbh.

Some people choose their child's name so as not to be "common", which is perhaps the most amusing indictment of their social ungainliness of all.

Is there anything more "common" than naming your child after a celebrity, a royal, or any other trend or tournament?

I don't think so.

I think it's hilarious when railway engineers and civil servants name their children after British monarchs. Absolutely bizarre!

Naming your child after a "trend" or "tournament"?

" 'Padded-shoulders', come in for your dinner!"

" 'France '98', tidy your room!"


And what is the problem with railway engineers and civil servants or them calling their kids such innocuous names as Elizabeth, Mary, George, Edward?

Yeah, Eddie, Bill, Liz, Harry.....such crass, pompous names.

asherbassad

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

Awful name. But if he ever gets locked up, it'll be fun watching the campaign to "Free Mason"

There might also be an opposing campaign to have him put to death....

"Stone Mason"

:pac:

Samaris

conorh91 wrote: »

I think it's hilarious when railway engineers and civil servants name their children after British monarchs. Absolutely bizarre!

They should know their place! No Marys, Elizabeths, Annes, Georges, Henrys, Williams...etc..for them!

How about Jacinta?

chughes

Asarlai wrote: »

Arthritis McAnaspie.

Known to friends as Arty

I have to say, that's a painful name....

Cortina_MK_IV

Dedication on the radio this morning for a couple with their new baby... Vienna! OOOooohhh Midge, you're on!

Floppybits

Finbar. Awful name. Sorry to all the Finbars out there.

Diamond Doll

Both Eric and Erica are really horrible.

Gyalist

A die-hard football fan has named his new-born baby ‘Bermondsey Millwall Den Bloomfield’ – without telling his wife.

Dad Mike Bloomfield, a life-long Millwall fan who grew up in Bermondsey but now lives in Croydon, contacted the News to explain his controversial decision, as he made his way home from the registry office to his unsuspecting wife.

He said: “If David Beckham can name his son Brooklyn, then I can name mine Bermondsey! I just love Millwall and this is a good way to get the next generation involved.

LINK

I'm beginning to see some merit in the idea of strict naming laws.

Hesh's Umpire

Now Quentin isn't a particularly awful name. But when your surname is Quentin? Quentin Quentin....

Mental Mickey

Neville Neville. Or "Neveah".

Hotblack Desiato

asherbassad wrote: »

There might also be an opposing campaign to have him put to death....

"Stone Mason"

:pac:

I wonder does he have a sister called Masonette.

Asarlai

Appalachia

Known as Appy to her loving parents

jca

Asarlai wrote: »

Appalachia

Known as Appy to her loving parents

I wouldn't say she's too H-Appy about that!!! Sorry I couldn't resist.