The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

Caoimhgh1n

Tunage wrote: »

Uisce... because in London it sounds 'exotic' apparently... :eek: I've met said Uisce but it's just wrong... WRONG!!!!

I would hate for my name to translate into a random noun like that.

seagull

Tunage wrote: »

Uisce... because in London it sounds 'exotic' apparently... :eek: I've met said Uisce but it's just wrong... WRONG!!!!

Give that poor kid a water-based nickname early, like "Puddle", as it's probably going to be really bad if left to classmates down the line. Clever parents there, way to go to getting your child bullied.

ProudDUB

Robsweezie wrote: »

I hate anything Americanised like cody, or blatantly taken from pop culture.

Zach and Jake and Josh are the bloody worst. Fine if you're a Yank. They seem to be into their aul Old Testament names over there. But it just sounds stupid, when some mother in Pennys is roaring at her little darling to be bleedin quieh !

RWCNT

ProudDUB wrote: »

Zach and Jake and Josh are the bloody worst. Fine if you're a Yank.

I dont see what's so inherently American about those three names.

Omackeral

Just heard a Traveller lady calling her little son.

''Ronaldo, c'mere to me now''

uck51js9zml2yt

Heard a Harley this week in school.


Wonder if his surname is Davidson!

Your Face

Aisha Echoing Nitpicker wrote: »

Heard a Harley this week in school.


Wonder if his surname is Davidson!

Or his first name was Topper

maudgonner

Aisha Echoing Nitpicker wrote: »

Heard a Harley this week in school.


Wonder if his surname is Davidson!

Or Quinn

js35

Omackeral wrote: »

Just heard a Traveller lady calling her little son.

''Ronaldo, c'mere to me now''

There's a young traveller family down my way too and he's called enrico lol
( and has brothers called notorious and reggie and sisters called merecedes and precious lol)

buck65

I know a Finnish girl called Quim - Google it. I beleieve her full name is Raquim or something but she is Quim to everyone!

buck65

buck65 wrote: »

I know a Finnish girl called Quim - Google it. I beleieve her full name is Raquim or something but she is Quim to everyone!

Hah, poor girl! I met a tour guide in the States who introduced herself as Gee. Not the way they says "gee", the way we say it. I was glad when the group split in two and I went with the other tour guide. I couldn't stop laughing at the start.

BattleCorp

New a kid once called Russell.

Russell is bad enough but his surname was Sprouts.

Russell Sprouts. :pac:

sryanbruen

Agosa (Ay-go-sa)

jca

Aisha Echoing Nitpicker wrote: »

Heard a Harley this week in school.


Wonder if his surname is Davidson!

Maybe he's a twin......vee twin...

Noo

Have a frustrated dad with twin boys messing on the bus behind me, theyre about 7 or 8. Gabriel and Darcy. Being in australia i don't think theres any connection to our dear gay and ray.

Cortina_MK_IV

Kelly Clarkson called her son Remington. Cue the quips about getting to the hospital must have been a close shave etc.

xabi

Jurgen klopp has a brother called Clippity.

osarusan

Was at the park with my kids the other day and heard a mother and father calling their kids for a drink/snack/something. Beatrix and Benedict.

matchthis

Ladies, gentlemen and everything in between

I give you

Drew Peacock!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/95505/You-called-me-what.html

daithi1970

Pocohontas. thats got to br the worst name out there...

callaway92

cactusgal wrote: »

Ophelia Heavenly.

Saw it on Facebook today. (No joke).

I think the name Ophelia is fairly nice to be honest! Heard it first in Pan's Labyrinth (the young girl).

Is it a Spanish name? Pretty cool I think anyway

appledrop

Mercedes

extra gravy

osarusan wrote: »

Was at the park with my kids the other day and heard a mother and father calling their kids for a drink/snack/something. Beatrix and Benedict.

Sounds like much ado about nothing.

*gets coat*

Spudgun

Fiadh, how could you look at your tiny baby and call her that.

Caoimhgh1n

Spudgun wrote: »

Fiadh, how could you look at your tiny baby and call her that.

Is it Fiadh in particular or do you hate all Irish names? I quite like that name.

chughes

Cortina_MK_IV wrote: »

Kelly Clarkson called her son Remington. Cue the quips about getting to the hospital must have been a close shave etc.

It could have been worse, she could have called it Jeremy.

keano_afc

There was a Blake in the playground today when I was out with my kids. I've heard the best ones there. Jackson and Daytona were playing today too.

Robert McGrath

appledrop wrote: »

Mercedes

Pretty sure that was a girl's name before it was a car's name

topmanamillion

Noah.
Every second kid is called Noah.

FutureGuy

Django (Dunnes Stores) and Canada (Super Macs).

Spudgun

Spudgun wrote: »

Fiadh, how could you look at your tiny baby and call her that.

That's a beautiful name

Fluffy Cat 88

topmanamillion wrote: »

Noah.
Every second kid is called Noah.

Or Jack. There's more jacks than toilets in most primary schools nowadays!

keano_afc

keano_afc wrote: »

There was a Blake in the playground today when I was out with my kids. I've heard the best ones there. Jackson and Daytona were playing today too.

Blake is a cool name!
No one messing with him.

Personally, I like blaise, it's pronounced blaze, how flipping cool is that????!!!!

Dick phelan

Friend of mine has just called his new son, Zion, nearly chocked when he told me.

Cortina_MK_IV

You'll remember him anyway; especially when sit down by the rivers of Babylon.

The_Valeyard

Timmy.


South Park have ruined that name for me

XxMCRxBabyxX

Robert McGrath wrote: »

Pretty sure that was a girl's name before it was a car's name

The car was named after the owner's daughter I believe.

jca

Cortina_MK_IV wrote: »

You'll remember him anyway; especially when sit down by the rivers of Babylon.

Ha ha ha good one.

Ahorseofaman

I was doing a delivery about 20 years go and heard Blake and Krystal being called in for their tea and a mates sister in one of the rougher area's of Cork city called her children Daylon ,Taygon and Joron which she invented herself as she wanted them to be unique.(Taygon is a girl the other 2 are lads.):eek:

Samaris

callaway92 wrote: »

I think the name Ophelia is fairly nice to be honest! Heard it first in Pan's Labyrinth (the young girl).

Is it a Spanish name? Pretty cool I think anyway

Ofelia is the Latinate* form of the name afaik, Ophelia...hrm. Well, it appears in Shakespeare (Hamlet), so it was a "known" name in Shakespearean England. Huh, looked it up, and it's from a Greek word. Probably invented as a name by a 15thC poet for "Arcadia".


*I may be using that term wrong - I mean in the Romance/Latin-influenced languages such as Spanish, Italian, French.

Ahorseofaman wrote: »

I was doing a delivery about 20 years go and heard Blake and Krystal being called in for their tea and a mates sister in one of the rougher area's of Cork city called her children Daylon ,Taygon and Joron which she invented herself as she wanted them to be unique.(Taygon is a girl the other 2 are lads.):eek:

Sounds like polyester materials from the 50s. Now introducing Rayon! Teflon! Nylon! Daylon! Taygon! And Joron!

(Yes, I know they're not all polyester or from the 50s! Let it be..)

jimmy blevins

They sound like characters from star trek.

foxy farmer

English tv presenter Julia Bradbury has a son named Zepherus and twin daughters Zena and Xanthe.

maudgonner

jimmy blevins wrote: »

They sound like characters from star trek.

I'm pretty sure they're long lost members of the Targaryen family from Game of Thrones.

jca

foxy farmer wrote: »

English tv presenter Julia Bradbury has a son named Zepherus and twin daughters Zena and Xanthe.

That's rough. Ford Zepherus and Citroen's latest models the Zena and the Xanthe I see where she's going with this trend. Those poor children...

fatknacker

foxy farmer wrote: »

English tv presenter Julia Bradbury has a son named Zepherus and twin daughters Zena and Xanthe.

Zanteee....ZANTEEEE CUM IN FER YORE DINNERRR

Keane2baMused

Skye. The 'e' is silent don't you know.

smash

Sadhbh or Tadhg. At least give a child a name that can be pronounced when someone tries to read it ffs.

HensVassal

Robert McGrath wrote: »

Pretty sure that was a girl's name before it was a car's name

Yep,

I think mister Benz named the car after his daughter....or Mr Daimler's daughter. Something like that.

HensVassal

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

The car was named after the owner's designer's daughter I believe.

FYP

HensVassal

Ahorseofaman wrote: »

I was doing a delivery about 20 years go and heard Blake and Krystal being called in for their tea and a mates sister in one of the rougher area's of Cork city called her children Daylon ,Taygon and Joron which she invented herself as she wanted them to be unique.(Taygon is a girl the other 2 are lads.):eek:

Porn star names right there. Hope their surname isn't Cummings