The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

whiskeyman

Liamalone wrote: »

Nemo

Can't wait to hear his parents when he gets lost in a shopping center!

acai berry

My surname is a British-sounding name, but I was given two completely different "translations" of it going through school. Ridiculous!

Omackeral

Kobe is here with his Ma in McDonald's. He's a little McBollocks surprisingly enough.

Will I Am Not

PlaneSpeeking wrote: »

Judge Judy never fails to provide:

Girls:
T'Quandah
Empress-Aretha
Promise

Boys:
D'Tanyan (going for D'Artagnan possibly but too think ??)
Jeeohvarny
Prince and King - twin brothers!

That’s what the travellers called Trapattoni.

Foweva Awone

J'Nea

Pronounced Jenny

PlaneSpeeking

Foweva Awone wrote: »

J'Nea

Pronounced Jenny

You know the one that you never ever ever ever EVER want to hear ? BEcuase you get the name, and the explanation ???

LUAS from Heuston this morning:

"What did you call her ?"
"Nevaeh"
"Ah that's only lovely"
"It's heaven spelled backwards".

i was willing a crash. For me!

Conor Bourke

PlaneSpeeking wrote: »

You know the one that you never ever ever ever EVER want to hear ? BEcuase you get the name, and the explanation ???

LUAS from Heuston this morning:

"What did you call her ?"
"Nevaeh"
"Ah that's only lovely"
"It's heaven spelled backwards".

i was willing a crash. For me!

There’s a lad in the place I used to work, a real gent, always cordial but what does he have tattooed in gothic script down the inside of his forearm but Neveah. I presume it’s his daughters name, I don’t want to judge him but...

PlaneSpeeking

Cornelius Crow wrote: »

There’s a lad in the place I used to work, a real gent, always cordial but what does he have tattooed in gothic script down the inside of his forearm but Neveah. I presume it’s his daughters name, I don’t want to judge him but...

No it's okay for that! Jesus said!!!!

Hotblack Desiato

PlaneSpeeking wrote: »

"It's heaven spelled backwards".

Must be a satanist so :cool:

beans

ButtersSuki wrote: »

At the Zoo yesterday, a salt of the earth chisler with a fine “Dubalin” accent on him named......Atlas.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

acai berry

PlaneSpeeking wrote: »

You know the one that you never ever ever ever EVER want to hear ? BEcuase you get the name, and the explanation ???

LUAS from Heuston this morning:

"What did you call her ?"
"Nevaeh"
"Ah that's only lovely"
"It's heaven spelled backwards".

i was willing a crash. For me!

Maybe they wanted to be able to read it in the mirror, like they do on the ambulances :P

PlaneSpeeking

acai berry wrote: »

Maybe they wanted to be able to read it in the mirror, like they do on the ambulances :P

Good a guess as any!!!!!

PlaneSpeeking

Not an unpleasant name as such - sure doesn't one of my nieces have Jayne as her middle name?

But Harry Kane and his fiancee have just called their second daughter Vivienne Jane, to go with Ivy Jane.

Lovely names - espcially Vivienne but it jars on me, Jane Kane at the end, twice!

jbt123

Cornelius Crow wrote: »

PlaneSpeeking wrote: »

You know the one that you never ever ever ever EVER want to hear ? BEcuase you get the name, and the explanation ???

LUAS from Heuston this morning:

"What did you call her ?"
"Nevaeh"
"Ah that's only lovely"
"It's heaven spelled backwards".

i was willing a crash. For me!

There’s a lad in the place I used to work, a real gent, always cordial but what does he have tattooed in gothic script down the inside of his forearm but Neveah. I presume it’s his daughters name, I don’t want to judge him but...

Perhaps, only DOG can judge him....

Roger Hassenforder

Just heard a 'Fletcher' being scolded by an adult in Kildare Village.

PlaneSpeeking

At Dublin Airport on Friday night there were the following:

Carton (might be spelled differently!)
Dwayne
Delphy (thought it was Daphne but no, heard it twice)
Ella-Belle (but could be a nickname, I may stand corrected!!)

Oh and not bad really but:

Kevin. When you hear it shouted on a plane, it's hysterical!

Oh and on Code Black the other day there was a baby called Peregrine. But it was said as her mother died and it turns out the baby was named after the grandmother.

Rhyme

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

Just heard a 'Fletcher' being scolded by an adult in Kildare Village.

So many quotes from 'Liar Liar' are flying through my head. Awesome and tragic.

PlaneSpeeking

Rhyme wrote: »

So many quotes from 'Liar Liar' are flying through my head. Awesome and tragic.

105 ? Yeah, in your bra!

quickbeam

PlaneSpeeking wrote: »

Delphy (thought it was Daphne but no, heard it twice)

Delphine probably. Common French name.

griffin100

In Tenerife at the minute and there’s an English family in the hotel with a Halley (pronounced like the comet) and a Liberty. Both girls. When I heard their names I thought of this thread straight away.

Foweva Awone

Just saw a good one ... Kaoifemay

*vomit*

Lucy8080

Foweva Awone wrote: »

Just saw a good one ... Kaoifemay

*vomit*

IT's probably Mae. "Something" Mae is going to be this generations version of Sharon and Tracey

Purple Mountain

acai berry wrote: »

Maybe they wanted to be able to read it in the mirror, like they do on the ambulances :P

Maybe they are dyslexic.

Sadb

griffin100 wrote: »

In Tenerife at the minute and there’s an English family in the hotel with a Halley (pronounced like the comet) and a Liberty. Both girls. When I heard their names I thought of this thread straight away.

In the Big Bang theory Howard’s daughter is named Halley, after the comet. That’s probably where they got it!

PlaneSpeeking

Lucy8080 wrote: »

IT's probably Mae. "Something" Mae is going to be this generations version of Sharon and Tracey

Mate in UK told me of a birth announcement in the local paper:

Kelcee-Maiii Rylee.

I'm going out on a limb and saying that person will never be Prime Minister.

PlaneSpeeking

Sadb wrote: »

In the Big Bang theory Howard’s daughter is named Halley, after the comet. That’s probably where they got it!

Love the line in that - "she's not having sex with me for another 75 years"

pickarooney

Sadb wrote: »

In the Big Bang theory Howard’s daughter is named Halley, after the comet. That’s probably where they got it!

Or perhaps Halle Berry

Omackeral

Just happened upon a mutual friend's FB profile and she has two kids who are named Brody and


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D'Kodagh.

iamwhoiam

Omackeral wrote: »

Just happened upon a mutual friend's FB profile and she has two kids who are named Brody and


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D'Kodagh.

Lol . Take me back to the black hills
The black hills of D'Kodagh

Noveight

Omackeral wrote: »

Just happened upon a mutual friend's FB profile and she has two kids who are named Brody and


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D'Kodagh.

Teachers gonna get some laugh out of that at the staffroom table.

daithi1970

Hector Bellend wrote: »

Dweezil

as in Dweezil Zappa

Not actually his name,more of a nickname, which he took to calling himself. Now, Moon Unit, on the other hand, is her real name..goddamn hippies..:pac::D

daithi1970

In the book Freakenomics, there's a whole section on the influence of names..apparently some joker decided to call his twin boys Winner and Loser..Winner turned out to be low level criminal, while Loser went on to be a cop..go figure..

Motivator

A near neighbor of my sister has three kids: Brooklyn, Aaliyah and Savannah-Rae.

The mother has never worked a day in her life and either has the father (well he’s the father of one of them) so it was almost expected her children would have three of the worst names imaginable.

rainbow kirby

There's a worker in my younger sons room at nursery called Tonica. I'm tempted to ask if she has a sister Gina...

StereoSound

Cornelius....


Jordan... All the iffy pregnant young ones in my area back in my day called their kids this. Boy or girl, it was named Jordan.

liamoreilly

...If you are lucky enough to have a child this September 9th, and you are willing to call him/her HARLAND, YES HARLAND, you could be $11,000 richer, thanks to KFC...

https://www.theatlantic.com/family/archive/2018/08/kfc-baby-name-harland/568915/

Conor Bourke

StereoSound wrote: »

Cornelius....

HEY :mad:

CowGoesMoo100

With the risk of sounding racist....most black peoples names are ridiculous. Shaniqua/Marquisha/Tyrese/Jerome

Hotblack Desiato

liamoreilly wrote: »

...If you are lucky enough to have a child this September 9th, and you are willing to call him/her HARLAND, YES HARLAND, you could be $11,000 richer, thanks to KFC...

https://www.theatlantic.com/family/archive/2018/08/kfc-baby-name-harland/568915/

Bonus points if your surname is Wolff?

corks finest

Any chav name Irish parents inflict on their kids,,,Chelsea( I mean FFS)

corks finest

CowGoesMoo100 wrote: »

With the risk of sounding racist....most black peoples names are ridiculous. Shaniqua/Marquisha/Tyrese/Jerome

We've a ,,,, wait for it prince living near us,a prince in a ****ehole

corks finest

CowGoesMoo100 wrote: »

With the risk of sounding racist....most black peoples names are ridiculous. Shaniqua/Marquisha/Tyrese/Jerome

We've a ,,,, wait for it prince living near us,a prince in a ****ehole,and a mighty,,,, typical Cork names

PlaneSpeeking

Kid on the plane on Wednesday afternoon - Kiki Bee.

Not a bad name as it goes but with a dodgy Dub accent it doesn't sound brilliant!

Dial Hard

Kade - sounds like the villain from a Mel Brooks-esque Dark Knight parody.

Eggs For Dinner

Heard a sprog being called McKenzie by it's father the other day

DEFTLEFTHAND

Smithie is one I heard for a baby boy recently.

What is that? A nickname, a surname.


It's not horrible, just a bit unusual for Thurles. Lol._

Martina1991

CowGoesMoo100 wrote: »

With the risk of sounding racist....most black peoples names are ridiculous. Shaniqua/Marquisha/Tyrese/Jerome

A lot of names that are now considered 'black names' are influenced by the French. Names like Chantal, André, Antoine etc have been given different spellings and or added De or La before them to make them sound unique.

I read a twitter thread recently listing all the 'unique' names from a school in Utah. So 'white names' are becoming equally daft.

https://twitter.com/petit_elefant/status/999404443345993728?lang=en

pickarooney

CowGoesMoo100 wrote: »

With the risk of sounding racist....most black peoples names are ridiculous. Shaniqua/Marquisha/Tyrese/Jerome

How many black people do you know personally who have any of these names?
I know about 11 Jeromes, none of whom are black.

Robson and

cantdecide

StereoSound wrote: »

Cornelius....

Lots of guys called Neil and Con are actually named this.