Hipster Bo//ox

longhalloween

Hmm, two people, sitting down, singing a little song about new years.

Harmless enough to me...don't get what all the fuss is about

Eric Cartman

Meh hipster clothes are the ultimate timesaver, lets you know whos a stuck up more money than sense cúnt with no taste without having to talk to them

Sir Gallagher

longhalloween wrote: »

Hmm, two people, sitting down, singing a little song about new years.

Harmless enough to me...don't get what all the fuss is about

Yeah and Hitler was just a little bloke who was good at speeches.

And yes i am putting these pair of spacewasters in the same bracket as Hitler.

Cavehill Red

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

Yeah and Hitler was just a little bloke who was good at speeches.

And yes i am putting these pair of spacewasters in the same bracket as Hitler.

Quite right too: http://hipsterhitler.com/

longhalloween

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

Yeah and Hitler was just a little bloke who was good at speeches.

And yes i am putting these pair of spacewasters in the same bracket as Hitler.

A 2 minute youtube song to Nazis in 54 posts.

Not bad AH, not bad...

kelty

J. Marston wrote: »

''Pack of softcocks'' Ha! Definitely gonna use that in the future.

"miserable cock" is another one for your notes

Sir Gallagher

kelty wrote: »

"miserable cock" is another one for your notes

I prefer miserly cock, as my mickey is not very giving.

blatantrereg

oh people are calling them hipsters here too now huh? I preferred it when we just called them dickheads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzocvh60xBU

John Doe1

*Steps slowly out of thread in his converse all stars*

Eric Cartman

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

Wertz wrote: »

No but I now fully intend to...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY

I dont want them to live on this planet anymore

Sir Gallagher

Eric Cartman wrote: »

I dont want them to live on this planet anymore

:pac: Seriously man gimme a bell when you're getting a ship out of here.

LH Pathe

hard pressed to attempt marginalize the collegiate type indypop hipsters by numbers so.. rastafenians cheesegrate my ballsack.. disco bunnies/hip hopsters.. Jive talkin negros with beatboxes on their shoulder.. Twatted up rave hippies.

LH Pathe

Nodin wrote: »

....a Skinhead revival will take care of them..........

just no ska-punk I beg of you

Irish Guitarist

I've never understood the type of people that get worked up because there's a video on YouTube that they don't like. Can't you use the search box to find something you actually enjoy? Or is it that you enjoy complaining?

I used to upload videos of my guitar playing to YouTube and the messages and comments I got were unbelievable ("I hope you die of cancer", "why don't you kill yourself"). You'd think I had held a gun to these morons heads and forced them to watch my videos.

I think the majority of YouTube members sit around all day watching things they hate just they can have a good whinge.

later12

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

Tell me i'm not alone in despising this absolutely vomit inducing bo//ox. 3 million odd hits on the net in the past two days or something. Am i just a miserable pr1ck for hating this video and the pathetic subculture it represents?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSq1cez_flQ

Here's one of the many cringeworthy "quirky" comments it inspired.

Down through the years there were; Teddyboys, Mods, Punks and Ravers. This pack of softcocks are the coolest bunch of people todays world has to offer. Fck that.

I just want you to know I only thanked your post because you introduced me to this song; that woman sounds and looks stunning.

I would coat my legs in petroleum jelly and slowly screw myself into a pair of skinny jeans so tight they cut off the circulation to my brain just to go to a polyphonic synth concert with fractal visualization with this bird.

wolf moon

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

Tell me i'm not alone in despising this absolutely vomit inducing bo//ox.

I am not a huge fan of it.
"Romantic" howling with a cheap guitar, she's so fecking "natural" that I almost saw bushes in her armpits.

And yer man looks like a bit of a retard.

No, thanks.

Liam Byrne

Am I the ONLY one who thought this would be a thread about really ill-fitting jeans ?

krudler

wolf moon wrote: »

I am not a huge fan of it.
"Romantic" howling with a cheap guitar, she's so fecking "natural" that I almost saw bushes in her armpits.

And yer man looks like a bit of a retard.

No, thanks.

he's also one of the best actors of this generation.

I do hate hipsters though, theres (well was) a girl on my facebook feed who takes pictures of everything with that hipster vision filter on photos, you know the one that makes them look all old and badly developed cos thats so like, random and cool. used to drive me nuts when i worked in a music shop and all these little hipster tim burton loving fcukers would be hugging each other non stop with their jack skellington backpacks and mismatched stripy random socks, eat a bag of dicks you little knobends!

sheesh

Zooey Deschanel has a very good singing voice !

Yes hipsters can be annoying you have to learn to laugh at them they mean no harm...

Cherry_Cola

Zooey Deschanel can sing, there goes Katy Perry's career!

shreddedloops

Wow, I can't believe this video is causing so much of a reaction.

It's two quite talented people who probably have a enough money to be doing almost anything they want but instead they sat and performed a lovely song on a cheap webcam just to entertain those who choose to watch it.

That's a big thing to do for any 'ordinary' person let alone two 'celebrities'. I don't see many others doing it anyway.

How that video can anger anyone so much is a mystery to me though. Don't like it? Turn it off.

And I can't see anything overtly hipster about them.

I know that true 'hipsters' do exist (And yes they can be ridiculous) but it seems people are just applying the word 'hipster' to things they simply don't like/don't understand/are jealous of.

Ironically it seems all this 'hipster' stuff is a little too mainstream for you

PK2008

That Zooey chick is queen of the hipsters, she's not even that fit.

krudler

PK2008 wrote: »

That Zooey chick is queen of the hipsters, she's not even that fit.

take that back!




om nom nom nom

wolf moon

krudler wrote: »

he's also one of the best actors of this generation.

He played the role perfectly so.

* Excuse my ignorance, but according to what sources is he the best actor of this generation and what has he achieved? Just asking...

PK2008

krudler wrote: »

take that back!




om nom nom nom

Meh, she's ok but there's a lot better out there,

Just cos she wears converse with a dress, 1950 glasses, carries a fairy wand made out of retro sweets or some bo//ox the hispters cream themselves.

Also I hate, HATE, when those c**ts wear scarves with t-shirts. ARGHHH Hipsters!!!!

hidinginthebush

krudler wrote: »

PK2008 wrote: »

That Zooey chick is queen of the hipsters, she's not even that fit.

take that back!

ht tp://images.askmen.com/photos/zooey-deschanel/zooey-deschanel-88643.jpg


om nom nom nom

All she's missing is a giant pair of tits...



Sorry zoooey, you are now obsolete.

cocalolaman

hidinginthebush wrote: »

All she's missing is a giant pair of tits...

*Image showing bimbo with saggy tits*

Sorry zoooey, you are now obsolete.

Yeeahhh...no.

Snowie

krudler wrote: »

take that back!




om nom nom nom

Id look that good to if i had a make up artist

John Doe1

hidinginthebush wrote: »

All she's missing is a giant pair of tits...

[Img][/img]http://slikmusicchart.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/0615-katy-perry-times-square-00-480x720.jpg

Sorry zoooey, you are now obsolete.

shes single now, yay:D

af_thefragile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENND8hnI90E

airmax87

they are starting to wear air max now, thats not sound at all

krudler

wolf moon wrote: »

He played the role perfectly so.

* Excuse my ignorance, but according to what sources is he the best actor of this generation and what has he achieved? Just asking...

didnt say he was the best, but one of the best. just watch anything he's in , great actor,Inception,500 Days Of Summer, Brick, 50/50, all great performances. he's in The Dark Knight Rises as well.

hidinginthebush

John Doe1 wrote: »

hidinginthebush wrote: »

All she's missing is a giant pair of tits...

[Img][/img]http://slikmusicchart.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/0615-katy-perry-times-square-00-480x720.jpg

Sorry zoooey, you are now obsolete.

shes single now, yay:D

Baggsie mine!

That's right lads, I baggsied her :cool:

Caraville

Ah in fairness they're both talented people, at least for all their "quirkiness" they have the goods to back it up. It's the types who bitch and moan about society and mope around coffee shops whilst writing self-centred rants on a crappy blog but not actually going out there and bettering themselves that irk me. But that's all, they just irk me, doesn't affect me that much in fairness. There's worse going on in the world!

Jaafa

Caraville wrote: »

Ah in fairness they're both talented people, at least for all their "quirkiness" they have the goods to back it up. It's the types who bitch and moan about society and mope around coffee shops whilst writing self-centred rants on a crappy blog but not actually going out there and bettering themselves that irk me. But that's all, they just irk me, doesn't affect me that much in fairness. There's worse going on in the world!

Exactly. These two barely qualify as hipsters, there way worse than them going about.

upandcumming

shreddedloops wrote: »

Wow, I can't believe this video is causing so much of a reaction.

It's two quite talented people who probably have a enough money to be doing almost anything they want but instead they sat and performed a lovely song on a cheap webcam just to entertain those who choose to watch it.

That's a big thing to do for any 'ordinary' person let alone two 'celebrities'. I don't see many others doing it anyway.

How that video can anger anyone so much is a mystery to me though. Don't like it? Turn it off.

And I can't see anything overtly hipster about them.

I know that true 'hipsters' do exist (And yes they can be ridiculous) but it seems people are just applying the word 'hipster' to things they simply don't like/don't understand/are jealous of.

Ironically it seems all this 'hipster' stuff is a little too mainstream for you

Oh... these people have lots of money, yet they only have a cheap webcam. Why is this important?

And come off that shit of making a video is a big thing to do for anyone. Its a piece of piss, I've done it, just like millions of other idiots that have done it. It is nothing.

Also, this idea that people have... "Don't like it? Turn it off" is complete bollocks. The content is there to be discussed, enjoyed, hated etc.

MadsL

smash

I'm guessing they have a new film coming out soon.

Holmer

Zooey Deschanel does all the lucrative advertisements for the big-brand, mainstream Rimmel cosmetics; surely she’s disqualified from the world of hipsterness?

sensibleken

krudler wrote: »

he's also one of the best actors of this generation.

I do hate hipsters though, theres (well was) a girl on my facebook feed who takes pictures of everything with that hipster vision filter on photos, you know the one that makes them look all old and badly developed cos thats so like, random and cool. used to drive me nuts when i worked in a music shop and all these little hipster tim burton loving fcukers would be hugging each other non stop with their jack skellington backpacks and mismatched stripy random socks, eat a bag of dicks you little knobends!

they werent hipsters, they sound more like baby goths/central bank types. I used to work in piercing studios so youd get to know various fads the kids were into

Teddy_Picker

krudler wrote: »

he's also one of the best actors of this generation.

I do hate hipsters though, theres (well was) a girl on my facebook feed who takes pictures of everything with that hipster vision filter on photos, you know the one that makes them look all old and badly developed cos thats so like, random and cool. used to drive me nuts when i worked in a music shop and all these little hipster tim burton loving fcukers would be hugging each other non stop with their jack skellington backpacks and mismatched stripy random socks, eat a bag of dicks you little knobends!

Wow. How do you manage to cope in this world of people not sharing your exact tastes and fashion preferences.

People in liking stuff that I don't like shocker!

jimthemental

krudler wrote: »

used to drive me nuts when i worked in a music shop and all these little hipster tim burton loving fcukers would be hugging each other non stop!

Jesus I hate him, only decent film he made was Batman and that's hard to fúck up (although Joel Schumacher did). The rest is all kooky looking ****e about how much he fancies Johnny Depp, I think it's what they showed to the monkeys in 28 days later to make them succumb to rage.

As for hipsters, Melbourne has to be the world HQ of these gowels. During the week temperatures were in the high 30s Celsius and they were walking around in t-shirts, beenie hats and scarves. I wouldn't wear a scarf if I was close to hypothermia in case anyone assumed I was like these tubes.

Pdfile

Dean09 wrote: »

Fukn hipsters.
Anybody see that hipster "art" video where some chick pours beans on herself while talking backwards and fingering herself, and then she finishes off by píssing in a can??!!!

One of the weirdest fukn videos I've ever seen.

oh ill show ye weird ****, if anything that video was a normal day in the office for most of us,


MOT: Having spent years doing and teaching photoshop among other popular pc tools... to hipster tools....

lets just say.... If i could hit them with my car, i mean run them over Slowly while they ride their fixie.... i'd back over them slowly then pull forward Again and again and again, but thats too mainstream.