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Quick Jokes

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  • 04-01-2012 12:07pm
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭




    Towards the end of the Jurassic period, the Thesaurus was the first Dinosaur to become extinct, obsolete, belated, vanished and wiped out.


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    A lady says to her doctor "My husband has a bad habit of talking in his sleep, what should I do?"

    The doctor replies "Give him a chance to speak when he's awake."

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    tossy
    Registered Users Posts: 9,590 ✭✭✭tossy


    MonkieSocks wrote: »


    Towards the end of the Jurassic period, the Thesaurus was the first Dinosaur to become extinct, obsolete, belated, vanished and wiped out.

    :)


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    Cathquig
    Registered Users Posts: 17 ✭Cathquig


    What to hear a chemistry joke?
    K

    I'd like to make better chem jokes but all the good ones Argon.
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    Dear Alegbra, stop asking to find your X. She's moved on and not coming back
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    I think my cats a communist. She wanders around the house asking for Mao
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    Vensions dear isnt it? (4 word joke)
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    (3 words) Stationary shop moves
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    (And down to 2) Dwarf shortage


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