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Discoveries of Men and Women

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  • 04-01-2012 12:39pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭


    Man discovered weapons, invented hunting.
    Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.

    Man discovered colours, invented painting.
    Woman discovered painting, invented make-up.

    Man discovered speech, invented conversation.
    Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip.

    Man discovered agriculture, invented food.
    Woman discovered food, invented diet.

    Man discovered friendship, invented love.
    Woman discovered love, invented marriage.

    Man discovered trade, invented money.
    Woman discovered money, man has never recovered

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    #2
    matt-dublin
    Registered Users Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭matt-dublin


    MonkieSocks discovered Humor Forum, posted bad jokes


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    #3
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    matt-dublin wrote: »
    MonkieSocks discovered Humor Forum, posted bad jokes


    Why don't you post a few jokes if you think you can do any better

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    #4
    eyesquirm
    Registered Users Posts: 131 ✭✭eyesquirm


    This could get good.


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    matt-dublin
    Registered Users Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭matt-dublin


    i don't have any good jokes, so i wont post anything :D:D:trollface:


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    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭patmac


    matt-dublin wrote: »
    MonkieSocks discovered Humor Forum, posted bad jokes
    Matt-Dublin discovered Humour Forum and as well as not being able to spell humour proceeds to insult the number one poster here.


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    randylonghorn
    Registered Users Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Charter wrote: »
    Also folks - I do not want to see abuse because you didn't like their joke or it's been posted before. Even if this is the worst joke you've ever heard, please don't make a post saying "That's crap!" or whatever.
    Enough!!

    Do. Not. Want!!


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