Friday 'Uns

MonkieSocks

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about.

I had that done when I was four.

They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of ice cream to eat.

It's a breeze!"

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "A circumcision."

And the second kid says, "Whoa!

I had that done when I was born.

I couldn't walk for a year!"

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University aspirants were asked to fill in the blanks:


"If a girl faints, we must first feel her pu_s_".

Those who wrote 'Pulse' became doctors.

Those who answered 'Purse' became investment bankers and professional thieves.

The rest were considered normal, and good enough to go straight into adult life ...!!!



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NSFW

TourettesKaraoke

http://www.touretteskaraoke.com/index.php/karaoke/25-karaoke/96-lady-in-red-chris-de-burgh

eyesquirm

So funny. But wrong on so many levels.

matt-dublin

much better!

Attie

_____________________________

University aspirants were asked to fill in the blanks:


"If a girl faints, we must first feel her pu_s_".

Those who wrote 'Pulse' became doctors.

Those who answered 'Purse' became investment bankers and professional thieves.

The rest were considered normal, and good enough to go straight into adult life ...!!!



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NSFW

TourettesKaraoke

http://www.touretteskaraoke.com/index.php/karaoke/25-karaoke/96-lady-in-red-chris-de-burgh[/QUOTE]


Proof if you want it that some University Students have brains :D