Smelly People

senorwipesalot · 07-01-2012 12:43am

cocoshovel wrote: »

I went to school with a really heavy obese lad, he was huge and constantly sweating but all through primary school and secondary school the smell off him was absolutely horrid.

Ever pass one of those trucks with the red canvas on top that on the way to animal disposal plants? (they look like roadstone trucks)
The smell of dead decomposing flesh just hits you and its the most peutrid thing ever and makes your eyes water. Well maybe you dont know the smell but Im overly familiar with it as I lived near one of those factories and worked there/still visit frequently for personal reasons.
Anyway, that is what he smelled like. Dead decomposing animals. I had to sit beside him many times throughout the 9 or so years I went to school with him and I did get used to it, but so many people gagged around him.

Im not trying to bad mouth him or anything. He is a legend in fairness, very nice lad and I would class him as a friend and in the end he lost most of his weight and I assume the smell too but havent seen him since.

Jesus,I went to secondary school with a fella just like that.He was giant,morbidly obese and smelled of death.He was the biggest lad in the class and would grab you in a headlock.Fcukin hell.Ive met some smelly fcukers.

guitarzero · 07-01-2012 12:45am

I knew 2 lads notorious for stinking up the place, both had pretty hot girlfriends. I dont know who's worse, the GF or the stinkers. No matter how hot I thought their GF's were, it was an immediate turn off.

cocoshovel · 07-01-2012 12:57am

senorwipesalot wrote: »

Jesus,I went to secondary school with a fella just like that.He was giant,morbidly obese and smelled of death.He was the biggest lad in the class and would grab you in a headlock.Fcukin hell.Ive met some smelly fcukers.

Haha, in primary school about 10 of us used to all pile up and jump on top of him. He would explode with strenght and we'd all go flying a mile like something out of a cartoon. Couldn't take him down

JohnMearsheimer · 07-01-2012 12:58am

I lived with this German guy in the UK who stank. To make it worse he always wore wife beaters. Sometimes we'd have house parties and he's have some poor girl pinned up against the wall with his arm in his wife beater. He always went around the house in socks and left his stinking single pair of sweat soaked shoes in the living room. The Spanish girls we lived with left a can of deodorant outside his bedroom door one day with a note asking him to wash himself....he didn't take the hint.