Freestyles and Rapping

ItzzT0xiiczz

Guys feel free to use your rhymes but NO INSULTS -_- me no likey the insults


So, i'm gonna start us off...one liners excepted too


While you read this you think this guy can't get much ****ter...
But I have followers who dissagree on my twitter,
Now half the guys that will post are better than me,
But hey, im only new on boards.ie

Second verse, oh here we go
hopefully by the end my talent will grow...
Im floating slicker than a bumble be,
Im so hard viagra takes me.

Osmosis Jones

Yo my boards name is osmosis jones
Im the original to all you other clones
this is my zone and im takin it over
i dont need the luck of your 4 leaf clover
im the master emcee, aint no one faster than me
i got more thug in me than a glass of hennessey
i got my own style that im firing at the scene
im a young new artist aspiring at sixteen
but dont let that fool you
i could, would, should school you
im quick to take over like a tribe of zulus
now im spitting these lyrics
and you're throwing hysterics
because my flow spits acidic
in front of all you critics
but let me assure you im far more than trying to mimic
and my sick flows are much more than a gimmick
so once again its the O to the J
the osmosis jones and im here to say
im here to stay and im here to play
so you better get used to me coz i aint going away

ItzzT0xiiczz

@Osmosis


You wont go away? Maybe you should
Because the next blow that lands will surely draw blood
Iron will post, and he will boast
then procede to be roast-ed
madness my flow as i age i will grow
not with height but with mental capability
these bastards turnin dey heads they cant stand the sight of me
oh im done till next guy replies
in the end we'll see just whih one of us dies !

iRawwwN

Well, here's my first post, anyway;

Yo', trick, drop that beat
jus' watch this for a feat
you gonna bring tha heat?
I'mma leave ya' obsolete!

When this verse comes to a halt,
you'll realise you've made a fault,
no need to hid in yo' vault,
sippin on 'dat malt.
Y'all will be recognising my flow,
but what these bitches don't know,
is 'dat, I ****ed 'dem with no condom,
'cause I couldn't put it on.
It wasn't me bein' confused,
I was just too huge.

ItzzT0xiiczz

@iRawn


Well done man you killed it... That hole in your logic yeah dude i filled it..

You ****ed me with no condom on?
well imma hit back 50%brains 50%brawn
its on like a pikey on his sister
imma stay here maybe unwanted like a ****in blister

iRawwwN

ItzzT0xiiczz wrote: »

@iRawn


Well done man you killed it... That hole in your logic yeah dude i filled it..

You ****ed me with no condom on?
well imma hit back 50%brains 50%brawn
its on like a pikey on his sister
imma stay here maybe unwanted like a ****in blister

Ah, that was a nice attack,
why don't you step back;
I'll show you just what we do,
to little punk rappers like you.

We grab them by the neck,
then we leave them in a wreak;
don't you fret, you best get,
away from this threat,
while you still have a chance;
and listen to that crap you call trance.

That's it from me,
I'm feelin' a little woozy;
listening to the crap,
that you pull from the scrap.

ItzzT0xiiczz

iRawwwN wrote: »

Ah, that was a nice attack,
why don't you step back;
I'll show you just what we do,
to little punk rappers like you.

We grab them by the neck,
then we leave them in a wreak;
don't you fret, you best get,
away from this threat,
while you still have a chance;
and listen to that crap you call trance.

That's it from me,
I'm feelin' a little woozy;
listening to the crap,
that you pull from the scrap.

First of all that was no attack...
If you want one hit me ill hit back
I ain't a rapper nor do i claim to be...
But since oz is off this just you and me
You want break my neck? You say i listen to trance
dude it's rap you aint given me the chance,,,
Imma prove to you im more than meets the eye
you tried to scare me,failed but nice try

iRawwwN

ItzzT0xiiczz wrote: »

First of all that was no attack...
If you want one hit me ill hit back
I ain't a rapper nor do i claim to be...
But since oz is off this just you and me
You want break my neck? You say i listen to trance
dude it's rap you aint given me the chance,,,
Imma prove to you im more than meets the eye
you tried to scare me,failed but nice try

It's four in the morning,
so here's a little warning;
I'd be cautious... I'm pro,
you? You're novice. I be like whoa.
You go "Oh-No", while you tip-toe,
'round the fire I cause.
Now, where the f**k is Oz?
He'll start where I left off;
while I have a little scoff.

ItzzT0xiiczz

iRawwwN wrote: »

It's four in the morning,
so here's a little warning;
I'd be cautious... I'm pro,
you? You're novice. I be like whoa.
You go "Oh-No", while you tip-toe,
'round the fire I cause.
Now, where the f**k is Oz?
He'll start where I left off;
while I have a little scoff.

Bro, its 13 past five
i'm barely alive
this is it
no more **** xbox off, lights dimming down
need to sleep b4 i hit the ground im going ...

Mam aint home time 4 bed
But forever i'll be making rhymes in my head

tty tomorrow and until then goodbye
Just so you know Novice? Pffft PRO TILL I DIE!

HovaBaby

I got hollow tips that swallow ships,
Zero room for politics, cos baby I got it,
got the best chicks under my sheets, pure fact,
with my pure raps, too much for poor fads.
not aimed at anyone in particular,
but if there's a clash of words it's gonna be vehicular,
up all night playing on the video games?
happened to me before, no course means plenty of playing,
no routines, sleeping on off-hours,
mp3s get devoured, my ears are turning sour,
or else into mush, Rap that's ruff,
gets me upstuck, but it's never too much,
but The Bomb Squad really pushes my quad,
core processor, might have to undress her.

ItzzT0xiiczz

HovaBaby wrote: »

I got hollow tips that swallow ships,
Zero room for politics, cos baby I got it,
got the best chicks under my sheets, pure fact,
with my pure raps, too much for poor fads.
not aimed at anyone in particular,
but if there's a clash of words it's gonna be vehicular,
up all night playing on the video games?
happened to me before, no course means plenty of playing,
no routines, sleeping on off-hours,
mp3s get devoured, my ears are turning sour,
or else into mush, Rap that's ruff,
gets me upstuck, but it's never too much,
but The Bomb Squad really pushes my quad,
core processor, might have to undress her.

Hey HovaBaby that rapping was crazy
Was good was slick... Was good and was quick
Nice delivery and rhyme but your wasting ypur time...
Experience is whats needed,keep it up youll be kneaded

Osmosis Jones

Once again im here to start my day
my engines are fired like a chevorlet
so can i kick it? i dont gotta ask for permission
on the other hand you gotta get a petition
if you come close ill beat you into submission
and i dont know a single soul that wants that position
see ive only been rapping a short amount of time
im a poet, if you didnt know it, check the rhyme
im only here so you can find
who is the real rapping mastermind
i can switch up my style
put the pieces in different places
Gettin different vibes and stuff
making all of you, cowardly disgraces
so whats going on here, yes whats the scenario?
thats right, im stomping you down like super mario
on a big ass mushroom
killing everything in sight
if you dont leave soon
you'll get much more than a fright
so once again lets go back to you
you complete and utter description of a fool
you better watch what you say
yeah watch your mouth
ill see you guys later
coz now im buggin out

ItzzT0xiiczz

Oh hey dan's back
time for the good craic
it's happening, happening quick
stuck in irelend with the lack of heat
yet you wonder why they found another body in the street
survival of the fittest is what the murderers say
before the judge decides to put their ass away
in mountjoy where they're surrounded by men not boys
the real ****, the real killers and people who broke the law
his first day in a rapist broke his jaw...

This sounds like a story lawlz

ItsNugget

I pack gats
shoot you wack cats
a mad stash
i have that
hash crack
grass smack
anne frank
ass spanked
got your girl
bought her pearls
cut off her hair
stuck it on me beard
boxed a nerd
i got ya scared
you'll get assaulted
dont like ready salted

Osmosis Jones

you may rap tight but you got one fault
see it rap quicker than a lightning bolt
you talk about assault
ill get a bottle of malt
smash it over a table and control alt
delete you, right of this universe
put you in a hearse
switch it into reverse
bring it back to the start and win with one verse
my flow is like no other
when i rap you get a shudder
and a shiver
down to your liver
you might see a sliver
of hope
but realise that im like the rapping pope

ItzzT0xiiczz

I have to say i'm honoured that you'd write on my boards
But you cant beat me just with 50 words
The lyrics that you posted i admit were clean
But tyhe bit about my girl, man truly was mean
So think twice even thrice what you say about her
cos that girl to me is my whole ****in world
Im done ,for now any way ive nothin to do except go and watch the Hangover 2

Osmosis Jones

Im sharp and on point like a javelin
and when im battlin
ill leave you babblin
coz im the man to win
Going places travellin
you aint going nowhere like a mannequin
coz you're a man of sin
dont know whats happenin
when im rappin in
this establishment
where im cancellin
any chance to win
and what you're questionin
is what im answerin
you got cancer in
every one of your limbs
im charles mansonin
coz i control every one of you like playin the sims
like eminem backwards im shady slim
coz ive gone crazy in
my cranium
all the other rappers im wastin 'em
they get chased with my gun
so i can have some fun
this verse ends now in 3,2,1
Done

ItzzT0xiiczz

I feel like your rhymes are simple like bread and butter
when i read them i can tell that you st-st-st-stutter
I hope not to offend coz u dan are my friend
One I hope trusts me and one that I trust.
Different from most, hahaha they are all crust...
Well ozmosis jones we talk bout traffic cones
Rudebaker's brain power spread around like elastic
and he is also the king of solid orange plastic

Osmosis Jones

hey man just a tip, fiend doesnt have and R
i guess i gotta take you back to the party store
open the door and walk up to the clerk
and ask him why this clown doesnt work
thats right, i offended you
but i never befriended you
and one thing im gonna do
will definitely be owning you
ill send you back with a backhand to the back
and a smack to that face thats way beyond wack
and theres nothing you can say, no way you can act
because no matter what you do you still aint jack
thats the way it is, and thats the way it will be
in fact im so certain, if it changes, kill me

ItzzT0xiiczz

Kill you? Jesus we aren't that lucky :P
Ob ozzy you're sweeter than a cookie
Lol jk hell no i aint gay
A fiend you are not
more like a ****in bot
rhymes are square but mine are bare
Ino i am square ha ha ha
But it doesent seem to turn of your ma ma ma
Haha ha dont insult my spellin
and i wont bring up your head the size of a melon

Osmosis Jones

this is a no holds barred, i win no contest
you're comin in hard, you gotta do what oz says
you can call me your leader
coz im the king of this microphone
im an 18 wheeler
you can go ride your bike alone
now i think you get the point that im trying to get across
but if you dont im gonna spit it one more time just like a boss
you dont know who you're messing with
you gotta take a lesson quick
and learn about the order here
where i am you're nowhere near
im at the top, you're not even on the list
see you got cut off like an unwanted cyst
take a closed fist to the face and a blade to the wrist
and incase you resist ill erase your existance
you'll have no chance
to have another shot
because im everything your not
you see i am everything you want
i got the ability to rap, im not trying to taunt
and you know what dont even bother replying
coz im better than you, and im not even trying

ItsNugget

I got AK'S
you got gay ways
i mad shooters
you got computers
i uzis
you got man boobies
i mack 10's
you lack friends
i got glocks
you got odd socks
i chop bricks
you got sick

ItzzT0xiiczz

You got guns? Bitch im number 1
You nugget? den **** it
You beat redzer? you not gonna beat me
Ill have you quicker like yir misses had me
I had her quick she was suckin me dick
your rhymess are quick but boy mine are slick

Shapey Fiend

keyboard rappers think you can rap, maybe
ya'll just kissing men and think you can rap, baby
I'm rubbing my hands need a bitch to slap, rabies
****ing nerds sign up to Star Track you can't phase me

Boom_Bap

Shapey Fiend wrote: »

keyboard rappers think you can rap, maybe
ya'll just kissing men and think you can rap, baby
I'm rubbing my hands need a bitch to slap, rabies
****ing nerds sign up to Star Track you can't phase me

You've just lost all your nerd cred

Osmosis Jones

Boom_Bap wrote: »

You've just lost all your nerd cred

You've just lost all your nerd cred
dude you're a dish thats best served dead
with some 9 mil lead
in your chest and a severed head
you'll look real good suited up on your death bed
im seeing red, so you better flee in regret
and if you dont like keyboard rap ill send it to you on cassette
this is the end of my short rap
just helping you out Boom Bap

Shapey Fiend

Star Tracks a label you lads should already know this.

Other so called rap geeks i'm putting ya'll on notice.

I'm like tha carter cos i'm bothered by haters.

Violate boards.ie charters insult moderators

ItzzT0xiiczz

The fiend of shapey
dawg u are crazy
I didnt like the flow
you're gonna have to go
to your virtual hoe
before you lose some more,
Dont come on talkin bout keyboard rappers
you must be new here yeah man straight out the wrapper
we nerds? we havent brought up star track
So imma find out where you came from and send you the **** back

Boom_Bap

Shapey Fiend wrote: »

Star Tracks a label you lads should already know this.

Other so called rap geeks i'm putting ya'll on notice.

I'm like tha carter cos i'm bothered by haters.

Violate boards.ie charters insult moderators

Nerd card has been revoked m'kay. Do you mean Star Trac without the K
Have a nice day

Shapey Fiend

Bollocks. I'm feeling quite embarrassed about that.

*googles it*

You're wrong as well it's Star Trak without the C.

Boom_Bap

Shapey Fiend wrote: »

Bollocks. I'm feeling quite embarrassed about that.

*googles it*

You're wrong as well it's Star Trak without the C.

i feel like a coc with a k now