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Little Johnny

Attie · 2012-01-07 13:53:34

Little Johnny jumps on a bus & sits behind the driver. Johnny starts chanting at the top of his voice ''If my Mum was a cow & my Dad was a bull then I'd be a calf...if my Mum was a ewe & my Dad was a ram, then I'd be a lamb...if my Mum was a mare & my Dad was a stallion then I'd be a foal The driver was getting pis!*d off…

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07-01-2012 2:53pm

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Attie

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Little Johnny jumps on a bus & sits behind the driver. Johnny starts chanting at the top of his voice ''If my Mum was a cow & my Dad was a bull then I'd be a calf...if my Mum was a ewe & my Dad was a ram, then I'd be a lamb...if my Mum was a mare & my Dad was a stallion then I'd be a foal
The driver was getting pis!*d off and said to Johnny ''And if your Mum was a wh!re and your Dad was a w*nk&r then what would you be?"
Johnny replied ,
''A bus driver''

Paddy and his wife are searchin the room of their teenage daughter kay, they find a packet of fags and paddy cries '' oh lord our daughter is a smoker.'' A few moments later they find a bottle of vodka, paddy cries ''saints preserve us our little girl is an alcoholic!'' Next they find a packet of c*nd*ms ''GOD help us'' cried paddy. ''She's got a fock!n co(k !''

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