Anybody seen good owl..

Tragamin2k2

batm!ke wrote: »

The best story I heard was from a Taxi driver who's mate on the rank dropped Monica to New Ross for a, *ahem* "business meeting" :eek: and when they got there, she said she wouldn't have the cash til' later that evening. He asked her had she any cash at all, she said no, but opened her legs wide to show she had no knickers on and said; 'you can take it out of that'...

...he said, 'have ya anythin' smaller"!?!!

Lol, not sure if he got paid, but he got told to f*ck off for sure!

urban legend

CardBordWindow

Tragamin2k2 wrote: »

urban legend

She sure was!

billythepig

SUNGOD wrote: »

the only conclusion i can draw from the above comments is that billythepig is monica , and if that is so may i commend her on a very apt username

im not her, but i would give her one :cool:

Godsentme

Hey Billy! Thats 3 posts about your desire to roide ol Monica!! jesus you have it bad! Ask her to PM you. She could be a Boardie ya know?:D

ROCKMAN

Godsentme wrote: »

Hey Billy! Thats 3 posts about your desire to roide ol Monica!! jesus you have it bad! Ask her to PM you. She could be a Boardie ya know?:D

I feel another what if or a if .......was a Thread coming:D

billythepig

Godsentme wrote: »

Hey Billy! Thats 3 posts about your desire to roide ol Monica!! jesus you have it bad! Ask her to PM you. She could be a Boardie ya know?:D

anyone on here who say they wouldn't give her a dag are liars,
id love a bounce off her :cool:

dlofnep

Word on the street was that some foreign nationals ran her out of Waterford to steal her business. She was vile. Prostitutes wouldn't be my thing but if it was - I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole! Big yoke of a thing she was, probably catch 1001 diseases from her.

I used to have a CB radio, and would hear the truckers chatting about her. I remember a classic line from one trucker to another, who was looking for some 'quare ones' in town. He said 'avoid that monstrosity monica, she'd reef the bollocks off ya'. I keyed up the CB 'How would you know ya dirty fecker?' I asked him.. Other trucker started pissing laughing. I miss the old earwigging in on trucker's CB conversations. The shíte you'd hear!

billythepig

dlofnep wrote: »

Word on the street was that some foreign nationals ran her out of Waterford to steal her business. She was vile. Prostitutes wouldn't be my thing but if it was - I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole! Big yoke of a thing she was, probably catch 1001 diseases from her.

I used to have a CB radio, and would hear the truckers chatting about her. I remember a classic line from one trucker to another, who was looking for some 'quare ones' in town. He said 'avoid that monstrosity monica, she'd reef the bollocks off ya'. I keyed up the CB 'How would you know ya dirty fecker?' I asked him.. Other trucker started pissing laughing. I miss the old earwigging in on trucker's CB conversations. The shíte you'd hear!

thats a big ten four, what kind of rubber duck have you got on your chicken box, over and out, ten ten we meet again

SUNGOD

she's no beth..dog the bounty hunters wife
now she would hand it back to ya small

ROCKMAN

SUNGOD wrote: »

she's no beth..dog the bounty hunters wife
now she would hand it back to ya small

now if there ever was a woman that deserved a punch in the mouth

surely it would have to be her...

batm!ke

she's no beth..dog the bounty hunters wife
now she would hand it back to ya small

you owe me a new keyboard, I just spit my lunch all over it with the laughing! :pac:

kryogen

batm!ke wrote: »

The best story I heard was from a Taxi driver who's mate on the rank dropped Monica to New Ross for a, *ahem* "business meeting" :eek: and when they got there, she said she wouldn't have the cash til' later that evening. He asked her had she any cash at all, she said no, but opened her legs wide to show she had no knickers on and said; 'you can take it out of that'...

...he said, 'have ya anythin' smaller"!?!!

Lol, not sure if he got paid, but he got told to f*ck off for sure!

So I guess thats where Gift Grub got the idea for the skit

dark_shadow

billythepig wrote: »

anyone on here who say they wouldn't give her a dag are liars,
id love a bounce off her :cool:

Why would you have her when they are escorts that a far more attractive looking & safer than Monica?? I'd post a link but would probably get banned:P

dayshah

dark_shadow wrote: »

Why would you have her when they are escorts that a far more attractive looking & safer than Monica?? I'd post a link but would probably get banned:P

Here is a nice one for ye Billy

Maybe not the curviest, but at least she has her own protection. A bit on the pricey side too. 22 years old.

http://www.cbg.ie/car_detail.aspx?ID=4619702

Nypd

dayshah wrote: »

Here is a nice one for ye Billy

Maybe not the curviest, but at least she has her own protection. A bit on the pricey side too. 22 years old.

http://www.cbg.ie/car_detail.aspx?ID=4619702

Oooh aaar misuss she be a right one

dark_shadow

dlofnep wrote: »

Word on the street was that some foreign nationals ran her out of Waterford to steal her business. She was vile. Prostitutes wouldn't be my thing but if it was - I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole! Big yoke of a thing she was, probably catch 1001 diseases from her.

I used to have a CB radio, and would hear the truckers chatting about her. I remember a classic line from one trucker to another, who was looking for some 'quare ones' in town. He said 'avoid that monstrosity monica, she'd reef the bollocks off ya'. I keyed up the CB 'How would you know ya dirty fecker?' I asked him.. Other trucker started pissing laughing. I miss the old earwigging in on trucker's CB conversations. The shíte you'd hear!

dayshah wrote: »

Here is a nice one for ye Billy

Maybe not the curviest, but at least she has her own protection. A bit on the pricey side too. 22 years old.

http://www.cbg.ie/car_detail.aspx?ID=4619702

The more socially accepted term these days is escorts!:D