Sayings.....Rural/Regional even Funny!

Count Mondego

Wouldn't ride her into battle.

Mad4simmental

Wouldn't touch her with yours

Reggie.

He/she has a face like a bag of broken glass

I said

She/he has a set of teeth that would ate an apple through a letterbox.

madlad7530

" ah sure, its better than a kick up the hole"

Genghis Cant

If I'd 3 Mickies I wouldn't give her the odd one.

sandydan

aren't some of those getting rather too blue and anti-women. just saying as i recon women will feel they cant possibly contribute . im not saying i woulnt use some of those expressions myself, but if its regional and funny saying we/id like to hear.....well you know what i mean

Username John

sandydan wrote: »

aren't some of those getting rather too blue and anti-women. just saying as i recon women will feel they cant possibly contribute . im not saying i woulnt use some of those expressions myself, but if its regional and funny saying we/id like to hear.....well you know what i mean

+1

This thread has been mostly rubbish from the start, with a lot of the posts bordering on the offensive.
And what it has to do with farming?

I thought the chit chat thread was supposed to be where all the rubbish / non farming talk took place?

MickeyShtyles

Username John wrote: »

+1

This thread has been mostly rubbish from the start, with a lot of the posts bordering on the offensive.
And what it has to do with farming?

I thought the chit chat thread was supposed to be where all the rubbish / non farming talk took place?

It's sorta in the title.....
Didn't have to be farming related. Just a bitta craic.
If ya think it's offensive, report the post and don't be whinging about it.

Username John

MickeyShtyles wrote: »

It's sorta in the title.....
Didn't have to be farming related. Just a bitta craic.
If ya think it's offensive, report the post and don't be whinging about it.

I can see how rural or regional sayings which is how the thread started could have a place here.
But it's after digressing into a how to describe a fat woman / woman who gets around, etc...

But sure fcuk it, tisn't a farming forum or anything... Sure why would any of the threads have to be farming related... Sure that'd be silly... Nah, let's just post up any sort o ould ****e...

BENDYBINN

Username John wrote: »

+1

This thread has been mostly rubbish from the start, with a lot of the posts bordering on the offensive.
And what it has to do with farming?

I thought the chit chat thread was supposed to be where all the rubbish / non farming talk took place?

Agreed
Judging from these posts rural Ireland is as backward and ignorant
As ever

Genghis Cant

MickeyShtyles wrote: »

It's sorta in the title.....
Didn't have to be farming related. Just a bitta craic.
If ya think it's offensive, report the post and don't be whinging about it.

Spot on. That's what the report button's for. Report it instead of derailing it.

No use owning a dog and barking yourself.

quader

BENDYBINN wrote: »

Agreed
Judging from these posts rural Ireland is as backward and ignorant
As ever

Well I think u need to look in the mirror

foxy farmer

To tell someone to drive on more-
Give her holly or
Give her fong.

Reggie.

foxy farmer wrote: »

To tell someone to drive on more-
Give her holly or
Give her fong.

Drive it like your late for mass
Drive it like you stole it

Reggie.

Someone that's hard on the gears of a machine

Did this come with the rubber gearbox???

sandydan

MickeyShtyles wrote: »

It's sorta in the title.....
Didn't have to be farming related. Just a bitta craic.
If ya think it's offensive, report the post and don't be whinging about it.

didn't regard them as completely offensive , just a bit on the blue side and if women contributed some (blue or slagging off men) to balance equation id say grand. I didn't think of idea for this thread but it could be hilarious, it doesn't imo need to have anything to do with farming or any topic in particular , just a local way of saying some thing or nothing in a funny way or using incorrect grammar.
like fella in pub tired of neighbour waffling on about some thing said to barmaid
" god wouldln't you get tired of someone talking speechless"

another chap with a few too many, told of how he thought of a brilliant plan to sort something, said
" I spent all day thinking of how to sort it and Cripes in the end didn't i come up with wavebrain"

rushvalley

Reggie. wrote: »

Someone that's hard on the gears of a machine

Did this come with the rubber gearbox???

Can't find it grind it.

severeoversteer

"He comes from a big family,
There is only two of them but they're huge"

Rucking_Fetard

severeoversteer wrote: »

"He comes from a big family,
There is only two of them but they're huge"

Oh oh, watch out for PC Brigade from previous page..." Calling people fat rabble rsbble"

Give me strength.

sandydan

severeoversteer wrote: »

"He comes from a big family,
There is only two of them but they're huge"

actually heard of variation of that in real life, happened about 40 yrs ago. inspector who spent a week interviewing clients for a manual labour job,told his foreman why he granted job to certain fella said , when he told me he had a large wife and family i knew he would be the best one to give it to

sandydan

Rucking_Fetard wrote: »

Oh oh, watch out for PC Brigade from previous page..." Calling people fat rabble rsbble"

Give me strength.

well maybe old one of taking two raw eggs daily with a drop of crater will muscle you up or as they used to advise ,
get that inside ya it ill warm da cockles a yar hart,

kevthegaff

About a hot girl " shed make a sausage stand in a frying pan!"

foxy farmer

My father used to say the sole reason he went to funerals was " To see and be seen"

red bull

A tall girl
She could eat hay outta a loft

have2flushtwice

I'm as shook as a bag of manure

ElWalrus

An uncle's comment on bachelors:

"They have the life of a king, and the death of a dog!"

sandydan

where did this come from, the word clout in. "never shed your clout till May is out"

one about some sour individual, " his look id be enough to turn milk sour"

another about a posh geezer, he wouldn't lift his lid to a king

Genghis Cant

sandydan wrote: »

where did this come from, the word clout in. "never shed your clout till May is out"

It's a derivation of the word cloth. There's a form of archery called Clout Archery, and this too is derived from an ancient word for cloth. The cloth being the target in this case.

MickeyShtyles

Genghis Cant wrote: »

It's a derivation of the word cloth. There's a form of archery called Clout Archery, and this too is derived from an ancient word for cloth. The cloth being the target in this case.

It wasn't the touching variety so?