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Sayings.....Rural/Regional even Funny!

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  • #242
    Charlie George
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 539 ✭✭✭Charlie George


    I wouldn't get up on her to get over a fence.


  • #243
    mathepac
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,991 ✭✭✭mathepac


    Sure it'll be GRAAAND - Ardee


  • #244
    The man in red and black
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 668 ✭✭✭The man in red and black


    Would anyone else describe a really heavy animal, especially a cull cow, as "Mud Fat" ?? I've had people ask me what I mean a few times recently, even Irish people. I presumed it was an Irish thing but maybe it's the south-east??


  • #245
    I said
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,855 ✭✭✭I said


    Id ate a mile of her ****e to get into her knickers


  • #246
    onyerbikepat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,921 ✭✭✭onyerbikepat


    Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.


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  • #247
    I said
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,855 ✭✭✭I said


    Are ya on your own or by yourself


  • #248
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    The man in red and black wrote: »
    Would anyone else describe a really heavy animal, especially a cull cow, as "Mud Fat" ?? I've had people ask me what I mean a few times recently, even Irish people. I presumed it was an Irish thing but maybe it's the south-east??

    It would be popular enough here in the west aswell .

    "There would be more meat on a tinkers stick" is one to describe a thin person/animal


  • #249
    ABlur
    Registered Users Posts: 818 ✭✭✭ABlur


    I hope it stays fine for ya!


  • #250
    woodcock89
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49 ✭woodcock89


    3 things you never lend anyone, your wife, your chainsaw, or your shot gun that's what a neighbor said 2 me 1 day when I asked him could I borrow his chainsaw. Thawt it was a gud one.


  • #251
    exercise is the antidote
    Closed Accounts Posts: 346 ✭✭exercise is the antidote


    woodcock89 wrote: »
    3 things you never lend anyone, your wife, your chainsaw, or your shot gun that's what a neighbor said 2 me 1 day when I asked him could I borrow his chainsaw. Thawt it was a gud one.

    Did he give ye the chainsaw :D


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  • #252
    Damo810
    Registered Users Posts: 998 ✭✭✭Damo810


    exercise is the antidote wrote: »
    Did he give ye the chainsaw :D

    Maybe if he asked for the wife he might get the shotgun! :D


  • #253
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    moy83 wrote: »
    It would be popular enough here in the west aswell .

    "There would be more meat on a tinkers stick" is one to describe a thin person/animal

    Or more meat on a budgies knee cap


  • #254
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    hugo29 wrote: »
    Or more meat on a budgies knee cap

    Or more meat on a snipe


  • #255
    MAYOMICK
    Registered Users Posts: 207 ✭✭MAYOMICK


    About someone who has gone above their station.
    The fly who rises from the horses sh*** flies the highest


  • #256
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    moy83 wrote: »
    Or more meat on a snipe

    More meat on a Good Friday


  • #257
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    hugo29 wrote: »
    More meat on a Good Friday

    More meat on a butchers knife . Strange how us poor farmers in the west know all the saying for hungry cattle and not fat ones :D


  • #258
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    moy83 wrote: »
    More meat on a butchers knife . Strange how us poor farmers in the west know all the saying for hungry cattle and not fat ones :D

    Jayus moy sur how would they get fat on rushes,


  • #259
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    hugo29 wrote: »
    Jayus moy sur how would they get fat on rushes,

    Bad enough growing them but I see you're buying them now aswell :p


  • #260
    mayota
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,551 ✭✭✭mayota


    moy83 wrote: »
    Bad enough growing them but I see you're buying them now aswell :p

    :D


  • #261
    I said
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,855 ✭✭✭I said


    Mad as a box of frogs.
    Contrary as a bag of cats.


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  • #262
    spik r
    Registered Users Posts: 39 ✭spik r


    whats bred in the cat comes out in the kitten.


  • #263
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    spik r wrote: »
    whats bred in the cat comes out in the kitten.

    Humpy cow , humpy calf .

    She didnt lick it off the grass


  • #264
    Reggie.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,470 ✭✭✭✭Reggie.


    Trot filly trot foal
    Didn't lick it off the ground


  • #265
    Miname
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,984 ✭✭✭Miname


    Full duck or no dinner.


  • #266
    flat out !!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 157 ✭✭flat out !!


    Reggie. wrote: »
    Trot filly trot foal
    Didn't lick it off the ground

    The apple didn't fall too far from the tree.


  • #267
    frazzledhome
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,278 ✭✭✭frazzledhome


    Guy near me said one day when it was pointed that his flies were undone,

    "The fence is bad but the beast is quiet"


  • #268
    Reggie.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,470 ✭✭✭✭Reggie.


    What would ya expect from a pig only a grunt


  • #269
    feartuath
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 341 ✭✭feartuath


    Fur coat and no knickers


  • #270
    freedominacup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,920 ✭✭✭freedominacup


    The things you see out when you haven't got the gun.

    The head on that and the Price of turnips.


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  • #271
    Nekarsulm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,219 ✭✭✭✭Nekarsulm


    On seeing some particularly poor land. "it would give a snipe a heartburn "


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