Hewers in nightclubs

Eric Cartman

EdenHazard wrote: »

Was meetin this one the other night(average at best) but anyway meetin her go over to the couch and she goes and starts unbuckling my belt.

giz her number, she sounds good to go , free of catholic shame and embracing her sexuality like a good woman should

Karona

EdenHazard wrote: »

Haha ye a meet is just a meet tho, Its not like im goin around givin lick outs(yuk)

So which teenage disco was it then?

mfceiling

EdenHazard wrote: »

Was meetin this one the other night(average at best) but anyway meetin her go over to the couch and she goes and starts unbuckling my belt....hate that stuff, no place for it in a nightclub you idiot! What a sad exuse for a girl. More self respect needed.

Am I wrong?

Sounds like somebody has "caught the ghey"...

the groutch

I love these threads about Copper's

mattjack

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

Which one in Tallafornia are you then?

Excellent comment, sir Defiler.

Gran Hermano

the groutch wrote: »

I love these threads about Copper's

Credit where credit is due, sounds more like it s Wesley on JC results night.

Scuid Mhór

EdenHazard wrote: »

Was meetin this one the other night(average at best) but anyway meetin her go over to the couch and she goes and starts unbuckling my belt....hate that stuff, no place for it in a nightclub you idiot! What a sad exuse for a girl. More self respect needed.

Am I wrong?

what age are you ten

The Snipe

Shuld'a let her feel you up, Youd'a enjoyed it...


Although, She was most likely a man..

But don't worry that man would have a job..

In a church!


Oh yeah.. OP, that wasn't a nightclub, that was a creche.. And you weren't drinking.. I'd put Rouphies in your bottle again.. I'm sorry..

newmug

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

To be honest OP, I find your calling the lady a 'hewer' objectionable. It's a really disgusting word with which to describe any woman. I'm sure if you had of tried a little harder you could have been more articulate and then perhaps I might have cared what you had said.

Exactly OP. Its HOOR. This is a Hewer:


http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ASearch&search=tanja+hewer

syklops

EdenHazard wrote: »

She's a randomer I just met in there, I'm not gonna lecture her over at the couches, when she realised she was getting nowhere she got up and left.

Man gives up getting his hole from average looking girl in Niteclub.

I have me doubts.

exador

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JustAddWater

EdenHazard wrote: »

Was meetin this one the other night(average at best) but anyway meetin her go over to the couch and she goes and starts unbuckling my belt....hate that stuff, no place for it in a nightclub you idiot! What a sad exuse for a girl. More self respect needed.

Am I wrong?

You sound like a great catch yourself

YBTurbo

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

thats nice

Mrs Browne I presume

ETA: I'd leave her off, and blow if all over her face.... Maybe take her back to mine and do really naughty things. If she has no respect for herself, Why should I?

BUT, Not in a million years would I ever go out with someone who wanked me off in a night club or similiar.

fullstop

EdenHazard wrote: »

Was meetin this one the other night(average at best) but anyway meetin her go over to the couch and she goes and starts unbuckling my belt....hate that stuff, no place for it in a nightclub you idiot! What a sad exuse for a girl. More self respect needed.

Am I wrong?

Ah the weekly EdenHazard thread about a 'pulling' related incident :rolleyes:

Thank fcuk the schools are back this week.

EdenHazard

Its what I do best mate.

dsmythy

fjsanchez wrote: »

It was a free ****, and you passed it down. Shame on you. You probably ruined her night.

Handjobs, taking the work out of ****, that's the American dream.

OP should have simply said, "no thanks, I brought my own."

Also if it was a guy kissing a girl and he slipped his unwanted hand up her skirt oh man the insults hurled would be worse than "hewer"