What jobs do boardsies have?

DaveNoCheese

Straight forward enough, thought it'd be cool to see what kinda jobs ye all have and if they are anyway interesting, boring or cool?

EDIT: Anyhoo my own job is somewhat interesting but I'm not sure if I should share :pac: I work for Revenue. Great job, interesting for the most part, get to talk to people from all over the country.

EDIT: If you've had prior experience with a persons company business etc, attack the company and not the poster!

smash

DaveNoCheese wrote: »

Anyhoo my own job is somewhat interesting but I'm not sure if I should share :pac:

But you want everyone else to?

dvpower

DaveNoCheese wrote: »

Anyhoo my own job is somewhat interesting but I'm not sure if I should share :pac:

You shove your hand up cow's arses, don't you?

Logical Fallacy

DaveNoCheese wrote: »

Anyhoo my own job is somewhat interesting but I'm not sure if I should share :pac:

If your job is having AIDS then no, you shouldn't share.

stovelid

Obscenely remunerated office air-displacer.

phasers

I have the best job EVER!

But I'm not telling any of you about it, so there.

DaveNoCheese

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

If your job is having AIDS then no, you shouldn't share.

Aids is not cool, unless it's the good kind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoyiDP2-Zis

The Saint

I have the coolest job.

ElleEm

Well this thread is going well!!!

DaveNoCheese

phasers wrote: »

I have the best job EVER!

But I'm not telling any of you about it, so there.

I work for ze taxman :eek:

PauloConn

And there i was thinking you were the CEO of a bank.....

Mr Benevolent

DaveNoCheese wrote: »

I work for ze taxman :eek:

Kill the iconoclast!

Nobody knows what I do, nor can I explain it in a way that keeps people awake. It's CRM software, ok?

DaveNoCheese

PauloConn wrote: »

And there i was thinking you were the CEO of a bank.....

F*ck no! I'm not 100% souless

Duggy747

I've been employed to keep this bee inside the jar.

A very important task, so I'm told.

Logical Fallacy

ElleEm wrote: »

Well this thread is going well!!!

Threads that are basically people begging for attention always go down in flames.

ejmaztec

DaveNoCheese wrote: »

I work for ze taxman :eek:

Don't we all in our own small way, except the tax-dodging pensioners?:(

TheZohanS

DaveNoCheese wrote: »

Straight forward enough, thought it'd be cool to see what kinda jobs ye all have and if they are anyway interesting, boring or cool?

Anyhoo my own job is somewhat interesting but I'm not sure if I should share :pac:

EDIT: If you've had prior experience with a persons company business etc, attack the company and not the poster!

You first.

DaveNoCheese

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Threads that are basically people begging for attention always go down in flames.

I love me some attention

Frank Black

DaveNoCheese wrote: »

Anyhoo my own job is somewhat interesting but I'm not sure if I should share :pac:

Yeah, me too - great thread.

Badgermonkey

DaveNoCheese wrote: »

I work for ze taxman :eek:

Then answer your bloody phone, thousands of angry pensioners need to vent and / or reminisce.

PauloConn

DaveNoCheese wrote: »

F*ck no! I'm not 100% souless

Depends on if you're a pensioner or not at the minute.... reckon they'll be hunting tax types soon

Naykid

What I do is a bit ****ty, like this thread.
Im a Proctologist!

Logical Fallacy

DaveNoCheese wrote: »

I love me some attention

No doubt man, but i shall play your game, Sherlock Holmes style.

I can assume by your username that you do not work in dairy industry?

you could try searching the forum ffs we only did this recently

DaveNoCheese

Badgermonkey wrote: »

Then answer your bloody phone, thousands of angry pensioners need to vent and / or reminisce.

Not my area thank fook!

DaveNoCheese

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

No doubt man, but i shall play your game, Sherlock Holmes style.

I can assume by your username that you do not work in dairy industry?

No game, I work for Revenue. Well done, case closed.

PauloConn

Confab wrote: »

Kill the iconoclast!

Nobody knows what I do, nor can I explain it in a way that keeps people awake. It's CRM software, ok?

Is that retail EPOS software or multidimensional databases software for large companies? I always get them mixed up

PseudoFamous

Student, because students are cool and liberal.

Logical Fallacy

DaveNoCheese wrote: »

No game, I work for Revenue. Well done, case closed.

Ah right, bit anti-climatic tbh.

Was expecting something a bit better than a boring office job for an essential government service.

DaveNoCheese

PseudoFamous wrote: »

Student, because students are cool and liberal.

Don't think student counts as a job...

Mr Benevolent

PauloConn wrote: »

Is that retail EPOS software or multidimensional databases software for large companies? I always get them mixed up

Nice try.

ejmaztec

DaveNoCheese wrote: »

No game, I work for Revenue. Well done, case closed.

Do you work flexi-time?

DaveNoCheese

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Ah right, bit anti-climatic tbh.

Penny for everytime i heard that!

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Was expecting something a bit better than a boring office job for an essential government service.

Well needless to say, Revenue aren't the most loved government dept. at the moment. What do ya do yourself?

guitarzero

ElleEm wrote: »

Well this thread is going well!!!

Its often the first 2 or 3 comments that set the tone for the next 4 pages.

AngryBollix

A Job?

Are You Joking?

DaveNoCheese

ejmaztec wrote: »

Do you work flexi-time?

I do yea, you in the public sector?

Lady Chatterton

I punch holes in Marietta biscuits.

Super-Rush

I work for boards.ie, so I'll have to close this at some stage and direct you to the search feature.

dvpower

DaveNoCheese wrote: »

I work for Revenue.

Get back to work. There are still some pensioners left unfrightened.

Logical Fallacy

DaveNoCheese wrote: »

Well needless to say, Revenue aren't the most loved government dept. at the moment. What do ya do yourself?

Well, mostly i solve mysteries.

Business has been a bit slow though....damn those ****ing Hardy boys!

DaveNoCheese

El Pistolero wrote: »

I work for boards.ie, so I'll have to close this at some stage and direct you to the search feature.

In fairness I did a bit of a search and couldn't find anything. Have you got the link, thanks

DaveNoCheese

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Well, mostly i solve mysteries.

Business has been a bit slow though....damn those ****ing Hardy boys!

Tough going buddy. You should prob check out www.monster.ie

dvpower

Is this thread a new initiative by the Revenue Commissioners to clamp down on the black market?

44leto

I am a hydrocarbon dispenser at a fuel deposit depot and part-time proctologist.

Immaculate Pasta

I'm a student which I'll be until the first half of the year then I'll be unemployed in the second half of the year :cool:

Oranage2

International spy and all round sex machine

ejmaztec

DaveNoCheese wrote: »

I do yea, you in the public sector?

Nope, but I do have regular contact with various departments of the Rev Comm concerning tax-dodgerspayers that I act for.:D

DaveNoCheese

Oranage2 wrote: »

International spy and all round sex machine

Yea used to work at that too, gave it up for a quieter life :P

DaveNoCheese

ejmaztec wrote: »

Nope, but I do have regular contact with various departments of the Rev Comm concerning tax-dodgerspayers that I act for.:D

I see i see... hmmm gona drop any names there for me :P

ejmaztec

DaveNoCheese wrote: »

I see i see... hmmm gona drop any names there for me :P

Nope

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DaveNoCheese wrote: »

I work for Revenue.

I fucking knew the civil servants would post during working hours.