Funny, rude and old expressions/sayings

DaveNoCheese · 10-01-2012 2:59pm

Any hole is a goal :pac:

W.Shakes-Beer · 10-01-2012 3:26pm

For anyone that has a crazy mouth of teeth.

"They could eat an apple through a letterbox"

EDIT: ^^^ already said

"Face like a well chewed toffee"

Run_to_da_hills · 10-01-2012 3:30pm

Working in the States there was an old guy from Oklahoma whose every second word was cotton picking, He had me in knots along with his southern drawl.

Mickey H · 10-01-2012 3:47pm

Ye couldn't agree on the colour of s*ite.

allibastor · 10-01-2012 4:31pm

i wouldnt shag you with someone elses cock.

DaveNoCheese · 10-01-2012 4:36pm

I love how most of them are rude :P

Tandey · 10-01-2012 4:44pm

She has a face like a burst couch!

I wouldn' get up on ya to get over a wall!

Cee-Jay-Cee · 10-01-2012 4:47pm

She had a face like a slapped arse....so she did.

staker · 10-01-2012 4:49pm

"I'm turtlin" or "I'm touchin cloth" when I'm in dire need of a dump

what a day · 10-01-2012 4:56pm

Or im signing my jocks

--Kaiser-- · 10-01-2012 5:10pm

I wouldn't ride ya if ya had pedals!

allibastor · 10-01-2012 5:21pm

well slap my ass and call me judy

in life, there is only one thing i cant get over. a twenty foot wall.

do you know what i dont understand? chinese writing.