Ed Balls and Alan shatter

Kim_Il_Jong

Why don't people with ridiculous family names change them? Deed-pole or whatever its called can get that sorted quick.
Why go around named after genitalia or a name so close to sh*tter? Sure it might be good for a few pick-ups, but the novelty must wear off.

What would you do if your proud family name carried sphincter or testicular related euphemisms.

Yakult

Can you even change your surname?

Anyway, I would get on with life and leave immature spa's be immature spa's.

TheZohanS

Because you have to be a subscriber to change your name.

Sindri

You should probably change your name.

Your not that popular.

Pherekydes

Yakult wrote: »

Can you even change your surname?

Yes, of course. My brother changed his.

Sky King

I'd change my name to Excalibur McPherson. Class.

latenia

I wonder why people would keep the name Hore-phone book list 23 of them but I'd say there's a lot more who've had it omitted. Shatter is probably a made-up name from something Jewish.

earpiece

Balls and Shatter in your title OP sent shivvvvvvverss up my spine!

starbelgrade

latenia wrote: »

I wonder why people would keep the name Hore-phone book list 23 of them but I'd say there's a lot more who've had it omitted. Shatter is probably a made-up name from something Jewish.

Double barrel names are usually bad enough but Hore-phone is a really weird name.

AnonoBoy

Shatter isn't that bad a name.

hardCopy

Juliet Gash

Chuck Stone

Shatter, huh?

Reminds me of Kristallnacht - smashing times.

Frank Black

I'd change mine to Dick Pound.

senorwipesalot

black francis wrote: »

I'd change mine to Dick Pound.

Oh yeah,Fannys husband.

Temptamperu

Ima change mine to Mike Hawk :pac:

The Scientician

Max Power or Sean Quixote for me.

senorwipesalot

Fonda Cox

Dotrel

Dick Spring might welcome your idea.

The Scientician

Willy Stroker

Robert Fagot

earpiece

hardCopy wrote: »

Juliet Gash

And not forgetting Melanie Nocher!

JerryHandbag

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiny_Kox

He'll never be a porn star with a name like that

massdebater

I'd change my name to Firestone Ripsaw von Sledgehammerasaurus Rex

AngryBollix

hardCopy wrote: »

Juliet Gash

But gash is great

AngryBollix

JerryHandbag wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiny_Kox

He'll never be a porn star with a name like that

He'll never be a porn star with that head on him

Dotrel

AngryBollix wrote: »

He'll never be a porn star with that head on him

I don't think what the dude looks like really ranks that high when it comes to making a porno.

Fizman

Dotrel wrote: »

I don't think what the dude looks like really ranks that high when it comes to making a porno.

Now we all know you have a POV fetish.

Sindri

Fizman wrote: »

Now we all know you have a POV fetish.

Stop projecting.

Reamer Fanny

I always giggle like a school boy when I see the name Alan Shatter

later12

I don't see what's so particularly unappealing about 'Shatter'.

In our family the boys have a different surname to the girls. This is the way it's always been. The girls are named after my Dad and the boys are named after my Mum. It's common enough in (particularly rural) families where the mother was the only child (to keep her family name alive, I believe).

Aanyway, the point is that most people (depending on date of birth) have no actual surname on their birth certificate. For us boys to have our mother's surname, we didn't do anything special. My Mum just wrote that name on our passport applications, based on her own remaining surname.

Sindri

later10 wrote: »

I don't see what's so particularly unappealing about 'Shatter'.

In our family the boys have a different surname to the girls. This is the way it's always been. The girls are named after my Dad and the boys are named after my Mum. It's common enough in (particularly rural) families where the mother is the only child (to keep her family name alive, I believe).

Aanyway, the point is that most people (depending on date of birth) have no actual surname on their birth certificate. For us boys to have our mother's surname, we didn't do anything special. My Mum just wrote that name on our passport applications, based on her own remaining surname.

Same with me, except they're are no girls in my family (not even my mother) so I was raised as a girl. Very confusing, all the other girls used to think I was weird when I entered the girls bathroom and couldn't find a urinal so I had to go in the sink.

REPTILEDAN88

Could be worse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teNgQTrv6pE&feature=player_detailpage
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