How do you deal with anger

Babybuff

Curious to know how AHers deal with the little bubbles of rage life occasionally presents us with. Are you a thinker, a talker, or a doer? Do you go and switch on the xbox until you forget because you believe expressing yourself is futile, or do you put on your running shoes and flee into the night leaving your thoughts behind with every step or do you sit around and think and think until you can't think anymore and then quench your thirst in the local?



I think I've probably done all of the above at different stages but more inclined to find something heavy to lift and keep lifting until I'm out of breath and my arms hurt.

Hande hoche!

I tend to smash inanimate objects.

W.Shakes-Beer

Smash my teeth off the keyboihauncodhjosnjc pkjpcpdskjc

DEFTLEFTHAND

Break things and swear.

Gandalph

I furiously beat my wife

Sindri

My vision goes blank and madness sets in where I'm pretty sure anything I did would god honestly be termed as insanity in the eyes of the law.

I'm pretty fucked up.

El Weirdo

Gandalph wrote: »

I furiously beat my wife

You should have kids. They put up less resistance.

RoboClam

Post about it on the internet.

pebbles21

If your mother in law drove your brand new car over a cliff,would you be angry?....

Hande hoche!

pebbles21 wrote: »

If your mother in law drove your brand new car over a cliff,would you be angry?....

Is she in it?

El Weirdo

Hande hoche! wrote: »

Is she in it?

Well, when he said "drove", I presume she isn't walking behind it with a stick as if she's driving cattle.

brummytom

Go out on a murderous rampage. Or sit on my settee and think 'argh I'm annoyed'. One or the other, really.

John Doe1

I meditate and/or ****

pebbles21

Hande hoche! wrote: »

Is she in it?

Well if she drove it,id imagine she was...;)

chucken1

Gandalph wrote: »

I furiously beat my wife

That isn't even vaguely funny

Babybuff

Gandalph wrote: »

I furiously beat my c0ck

your wify will appreciate it more

Hande hoche!

El Weirdo wrote: »

Well, when he said "drove", I presume she isn't walking behind it with a stick as if she's driving cattle.

Touche.

AG2R

John Doe1 wrote: »

I meditate and/or ****

angry **** ftw

El Weirdo

chucken1 wrote: »

That isn't even vaguely funny

Yes it is.

Babybuff

El Weirdo wrote: »

Yes it is.

why is it funny

Shattered Dreamer

chucken1 wrote: »

That isn't even vaguely funny

The fact you took the time to say it isn't kind of suggests that it is

To deal with anger I punch complete strangers & push the elderly down stairs

chucken1

Shattered Dreamer wrote: »

The fact you took the time to say it isn't kind of suggests that it is

To deal with anger I punch complete strangers & push the elderly down stairs

No it does'nt suggest any such thing.

Shryke

chucken1 wrote: »

That isn't even vaguely funny

I laughed for a really really long time.

Babybuff

Shryke wrote: »

I laughed for a really really long time.

probably be funny if it was something that never actually happened making the suggestion ironic and therefore humorous, unfortunately it happens quite a bit. Its funny to think men find it funny though.

kryogen

I go outside and boot the neighbours cat as far as i can

Shryke

As long as you can laugh at something BabyBuff.

AG2R

I go for a jog, although it'll always end up with me punching a wall or tree and then having to deal with cut knuckles. Joys of anger

carfiosaoorl

I clean, nothing like a fit of rage for getting the house spotless.

TheUsual

If you are American, invade a random middle-east country.

If you are Irish, put a tent up in Dame Street and protest (quietly).

Suryavarman

chucken1 wrote: »

That isn't even vaguely funny

Yeah you're right. It's f*ucking hilarious!

john t

Having wife 2 girl daughters and female dog , stress is high so think alot of how too escape, anger appears too often and have too walk dog after kids sleep 9pm so anger drink has too wait,,

Shryke

john t wrote: »

Having wife 2 girl daughters and female dog , stress is high so think alot of how too escape, anger appears too often and have too walk dog after kids sleep 9pm so anger drink has too wait,,

Dude you sound like the Hulk right before he transforms.

Babybuff

Shryke wrote: »

As long as you can laugh at something BabyBuff.

True, and I am smiling. just y'know someone has to say something otherwise there'd be nothing but sheep

blow69

Babybuff wrote: »

probably be funny if it was something that never actually happened making the suggestion ironic and therefore humorous, unfortunately it happens quite a bit. Its funny to think men find it funny though.

People make fun of horrible situations everyday e.g. 9/11, people with disabilities, people of different race etc.
It was a joke. 90-odd% of these people aren't racist, ignorant and evil.


And yes it is understandable that some people don't find it funny, especially if it has affected their lives in some way or another.

But are you honestly telling me you've never made an inappropriate or politically incorrect joke?

Babybuff

blow69 wrote: »

People make fun of horrible situations everyday e.g 9/11, people with disabilities, people of different race etc.
It was a joke. 90-odd% of these people aren't racist, ignorant and evil.


And yes it is understandable that some people don't find it funny, especially if has affected their lives in some way or another.

But are you honestly telling me you've never made an inappropriate or politically incorrect joke?

I went into a casino a little while ago with a friend in the horrors and there were two chinese guys across from us on the roulette table and I decided there and then was the best time to tell a really stupid racist joke about the chinese. I don't recommend doing this in real life.

blow69

Babybuff wrote: »

I went into a casino a little while ago with a friend in the horrors and there were two chinese guys across from us on the roulette table and I decided there and then was the best time to tell a really stupid racist joke about the chinese. I don't recommend doing this in real life.

Just in our imaginary lives then?


And so you have told an inappropriate joke then..

Babybuff

blow69 wrote: »

Just in our imaginary lives then?

I doubt if you told the joke at a womens refuge it would get many laughs.

And so you have told an inappropriate joke then..

well, dependent on who you are determines how funny it's going to be, so I'm guessing anyone here who has suffered physical violence probably wouldn't find it so hilarious.

noodletop

Hande hoche! wrote: »

I tend to smash inanimate objects.

you're the f###in inanimate object..............:D:D:D

Hande hoche!

noodletop wrote: »

you're the f###in inanimate object..............:D:D:D

Kudos :cool:

blow69

Babybuff wrote: »

I doubt if you told the joke at a womens refuge it would get many laughs.

There's this concept called common sense.

Babybuff

blow69 wrote: »

There's this concept called common sense.

yes, doesn't apply to AH right?



anyway...it's not really relevant to the discussion here lets move on.

CamperMan

I take my anger / frustration out on my cock

blow69

Babybuff wrote: »

yes, doesn't apply to AH right?



anyway...it's not really relevant to the discussion here lets move on.

AH isn't a women's refuge though.


However, agreed, let's move on.

Shryke

Babybuff wrote: »

yes, doesn't apply to AH right?



anyway...it's not really relevant to the discussion here lets move on.

We can move on now can we? Thank You. :pac:

Babybuff

ah..that made me laugh

JerryHandbag

noodletop wrote: »

you're the f###in inanimate object..............:D:D:D

Best comeback ever :pac:

Mr.Biscuits

Bottle it up, I'm a guy.

One of these days though, even if it is after 10am - some McDonalds branch had better fcuking serve me a McMuffin if I ask for one.

cofy

When I get angry I sing, my singing is so bad it keeps everyone away.;)

later12

:mad:
1 sliotar
1 wall
1 hurley
1 hour of alone time

Gandalph

chucken1 wrote: »

That isn't even vaguely funny

Stop! You're making me angry...

Sindri

john t wrote: »

Having wife 2 girl daughters and female dog , stress is high so think alot of how too escape, anger appears too often and have too walk dog after kids sleep 9pm so anger drink has too wait,,

Are the all on the same cycle?