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Hot girls in your area want to speak to you right now...

  • 11-01-2012 5:27pm
    #1
    DrumSteve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭


    You know those ad's... "Hot girls in your area want to speak to you right now just ring this number...".They seem to be TV3's main source of advertising revenue after 9PM.

    Has anyone ever rang these numbers? Are they hot? Are they in your area?

    And more importantly, if they really want to speak with me, why don't they ring me?

    It's these sort of things that keep me awake at night.


Comments

  • #2
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Its some oul wan doing her ironing probly. :pac:


  • #3
    Fukuyama
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Fukuyama


    Why is it, when I'm choking the chicken, do websites think I wanna play Party Poker? :confused::rolleyes::pac:


  • #4
    The Snipe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,484 ✭✭✭The Snipe


    They are hiding under your bed OP!


  • #5
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    A mod might come in and ban you without even looking at the thread

    Careful OP :)


  • #6
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pGcE7IvCTs


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  • #7
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    It's terrible that I know that one of those ads has Kagney Lynn Carter in it? (a pr0nstar). :pac:


  • #8
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    chin_grin wrote: »
    It's terrible that I know that one of those ads has Kagney Lynn Carter in it? (a pr0nstar). :pac:

    Which one?


  • #9
    Conor108
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,871 ✭✭✭Conor108


    Always makes me think of this


  • #10
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    chin_grin wrote: »
    It's terrible that I know that one of those ads has Kagney Lynn Carter in it? (a pr0nstar). :pac:

    Far too much time (literally) on your hands trout!


  • #11
    DrumSteve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    mikemac1 wrote: »
    A mod might come in and ban you without even looking at the thread

    Careful OP :)

    Dodgin the banhammer like a boss.


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  • #12
    JimmyCrackCorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,691 ✭✭✭JimmyCrackCorn


    chin_grin wrote: »
    It's terrible that I know that one of those ads has Kagney Lynn Carter in it? (a pr0nstar). :pac:


    You have too much time or other things on your hands.


  • #13
    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    I used to know two gay guys who worked on those lines as women.
    just sayin


  • #14
    The Snipe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,484 ✭✭✭The Snipe


    JimmyCrackCorn wrote: »
    You have too much time or other things on your hands.

    Thats not time :rolleyes:

    Edit:

    Damn you ninja edit :(


  • #15
    Lia_lia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,691 ✭✭✭Lia_lia


    We found a phone once in the bar I work in with texts from one of these callgirl things. They were ridiculous!


  • #16
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Mickey H wrote: »
    Which one?

    Blonde wearing black negligée.
    kfallon wrote: »
    Far too much time (literally) on your hands trout!
    JimmyCrackCorn wrote: »
    You have too much time or other things on your hands.

    Yes. Yes I do.


  • #17
    Standard Toaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,272 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    There must be loosers out there that ring those lines....how can they afford the advertising otherwise??


  • #18
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    chin_grin wrote: »
    Blonde wearing black negligée.

    Oooooo 'negligée'.......look at the posh guy!

    It's lacy kaks ffs :pac:


  • #19
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    kfallon wrote: »
    Oooooo 'negligée'.......look at the posh guy!

    It's lacy kaks ffs :pac:

    Little do you know, I'm going to steal this little trinket of the English language and try to incorporate it in civilised conversation. Soon.


  • #20
    Antomus Prime
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,463 ✭✭✭Antomus Prime


    Dean0088 wrote: »
    Why is it, when I'm choking the chicken, do websites think I wanna play Party Poker? :confused::rolleyes::pac:

    And If I wanted to log onto livejasmin . com i would have typed it into the address bar!!! :mad:


  • #21
    Wattle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,075 ✭✭✭Wattle


    These 'hot Irish girls' are probably hookers from the Dominican Republic. Has anyone met the girl of their dreams on one of these lines? How many marriages have there been? And how would you answer the 'where did you meet'? question.


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  • #22
    DrumSteve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    Wattle wrote: »
    These 'hot Irish girls' are probably hookers from the Dominican Republic. Has anyone met the girl of their dreams on one of these lines? How many marriages have there been? And how would you answer the 'where did you meet'? question.

    In your area obv.


  • #23
    Cameron Poe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 217 ✭✭Cameron Poe


    Antomus Prime wrote: »
    And If I wanted to log onto livejasmin . com i would have typed it into the address bar!!! :mad:


    It also likes to hang around in the background leading to being stung hours later when my misses closes all tabs.


  • #24
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Cameron Poe wrote: »
    It also likes to hang around in the background leading to being stung hours later when my misses closes all tabs.
    Pfft. n00b.

    Private browsing FTW.


  • #25
    Antomus Prime
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,463 ✭✭✭Antomus Prime


    Cameron Poe wrote: »
    It also likes to hang around in the background leading to being stung hours later when my misses closes all tabs.
    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Pfft. n00b.

    Private browsing FTW.

    Use google chrome and open a new incognito tab, and just put livejasmin into the block list.

    And even if you do all this....... ALWAYS CHECK BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE PUTER!!!!! lol


  • #26
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Nothing like browsing the web and seeing adverts that say: "Hot Asian girls waiting to fùck you in <insert closest town>"


  • #27
    the groutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    DrumSteve wrote: »
    They seem to be TV3's main source of advertising revenue after 9PM.

    Still better than that PlayTv thing


  • #28
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Met my fiancee by ringing - She was one of these hot girls in my area on this premium line and over months of ringing we're now planing to get married, her work gets in the way a lot so I've never seen her but she send me pictures but at 2€ a pop she isnt cheap but she's my little angel.


  • #29
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Nothing like browsing the web and seeing adverts that say: "Hot Asian girls waiting to fùck you in <insert closest town>"

    Yeah its always busty californian beach babes who happen to live just over the road from me!


  • #30
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Cracks me up every time.

    "I'm not gettin' enough biscuits am I?"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3790xkyDpZY


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  • #31
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Lia_lia wrote: »
    We found a phone once in the bar I work in with texts from one of these callgirl things. They were ridiculous!

    tell us more


  • #32
    Antomus Prime
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,463 ✭✭✭Antomus Prime


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    Met my fiancee by ringing - She was one of these hot girls in my area on this premium line and over months of ringing we're now planing to get married, her work gets in the way a lot so I've never seen her but she send me pictures but at 2€ a pop she isnt cheap but she's my little angel.

    You Lucky SOB, next you'll tell us that she's the daughter of the richest man in the country and asked for your bank details so she can transfer half her fortune into your account :pac:


  • #33
    Wattle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,075 ✭✭✭Wattle


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    Met my fiancee by ringing - She was one of these hot girls in my area on this premium line and over months of ringing we're now planing to get married, her work gets in the way a lot so I've never seen her but she send me pictures but at 2€ a pop she isnt cheap but she's my little angel.

    After all those expensive phone calls are you sure you can afford the wedding?


  • #34
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    I'm gonna try one of these text services. But only from a mates phone next time we go drinking.


  • #35
    John Doe1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Hate when them ads come on and my mother/sister is in the room.:o


  • #36
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    I keep meaning to ring one of those. a friend said he knows someone that used to work for them.


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  • #37
    Interceptor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭Interceptor


    Yeah, I hate those ads. I like this though


  • #38
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Interceptor wrote: »
    Yeah, I hate those ads. I like this though

    Oh! Well then you'll like this.


  • #39
    Interceptor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭Interceptor


    chin_grin wrote: »
    Oh! Well then you'll like this.

    Meh, why can't we put pics in After hours and save my embarrassment in front of worthless strangers. Oh well, back to work...

    'cptr


  • #40
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    It's not just hot Irish girls who are available for a chat in your area (sure that would be sexist :p ) for the laydees of a heterosexual persuasion there are hot Irish guys waiting to chat too

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPrJNDpiKh4


  • #41
    JustAddWater
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,990 ✭✭✭JustAddWater


    chin_grin wrote: »
    Oh! Well then you'll like this.

    Its nowhere near as good as this


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  • #42
    St.Spodo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,027 ✭✭✭St.Spodo


    Your life would want to be really gone to shíte if you're ringing up one of those things!


  • #43
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,129 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    Hate when them ads come on and my mother/sister is in the room.:o

    After the ad shows, do they fight to get to the phone when it starts ringing?:confused:


  • #44
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    JustAddWater wrote: »
    Its nowhere near as good as this

    Or this.


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