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Joey

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  • 13-01-2012 12:48am
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭


    Joey is trying to pull a bird in a pub.

    After quite a few drinks and his standard chat up lines, she admits to him that she can't do anything because she is having her period.

    At that point, Joey is so pissed and desperate that he doesn't care and takes her home anyway.

    In the morning he wakes up alone in bed and tries to recall the events of the last night.

    All he can remember that he brought a woman into his house and now she is gone.

    Joey looks around to find his bed covered with blood. "I KILLED HER!", he thinks.

    Joey looks at his hands covered with blood "THAT'S RIGHT - I KILLED HER!"

    Devastated, he gets up and goes into the bathroom to look at himself in the mirror:











    :pac:"AND THEN I ATE HER!"

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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