Worst insult you've got

RickRoll

You're so ugly that when you were young Micheal Jackson told you to go sleep in your own bed!

Prick.

Temptamperu

Best one I ever heard:

"Shes nothing but two ends of a cúnt that one."


This is why I love my father

LETHAL LADY

Your Mamma sucks fishermans friends in hell.

Duggy747

"Are you gay?"

RickRoll

Duggy747 wrote: »

"Are you gay?"

Well? Are ya?

Sitec

I wouldn't ride ya if you came with pedals.

Your mothers so fat she eats the spam in her email.

Shanotheslayer

Great one I heard was ' Scarleh for your granny for having your ma'

Chuck Stone

You child of rape you.

Online poker chat window. I retaliated with a mind-**** that I couldn't be bothered explaining.

RickRoll

Shanotheslayer wrote: »

Great one I heard was ' Scarleh for your granny for having your ma'

Uhh this is why I hate Dubs.

RickRoll

Also "the best part of you ran down your mothers leg"

Standard Toaster

"Hey laser lips you're momma was a snowblower."

razorblunt

If I had a garden of boners I wouldn't let her look over the wall!

jiltloop

"You were conceived in a rape attack" I like to use that one in online poker when somebody is being a dick.

Duggy747

RickRoll wrote: »

Well? Are ya?

Depends, how much money you got? :pac:

link_2007

"It's no wonder your Dad left"

John Doe1

You look like hans moleman:eek:

RickRoll

Duggy747 wrote: »

Depends, how much money you got? :pac:

Depends how big your cock is :pac:



Disclaimer: I'm not gay

Duggy747

RickRoll wrote: »

Disclaimer: I'm not gay

Neither am I!!

Ehhhh.....See that game last night? Hurr durr, page 3 wimmen, phwoar............em.................oooh-arr, Ambrosi-aarr!


Disclaimer: I'm really not gay, either

teddansonswig

RickRoll wrote: »

Depends how big your cock is :pac:



Disclaimer: I'm not gay

get a room already!


my favorite-worst one was simple, ' your troubled you are '

ygolometsipe

Duggy747 wrote: »

"Are you gay?"

thats not really an insult.

puzzle factory

Dear puzzle factory,

You have been banned from Motors for one month for a breach of the forum charter.

made me feel so low i could've walked under the door when i was leaving.

KDII

You are the sperm your mother should have swallowed

CliffHuxtabel

"You look like someone from Wexford"

ygolometsipe

I've lived a very un-insulted life ah-but really, it has to be the tesco-id check! a <18 year old can't be this over-hairy grown and bitter looking, buying whiskey and full chicken + carrots!!

tommy21

"You wouldn't get a tyre." way back in first year secondary school! was insulted but the guy killed himself soon after. perhaps that was the worst insult of all. real shame, thought never got on with him. rip

gurramok

CliffHuxtabel wrote: »

"You look like someone from Wexford"

You meant Cavan right? Tight-Arse culchies, the ultimate insult!

RickRoll

tommy21 wrote: »

"You wouldn't get a tyre."

What does this mean exactly?

Temptamperu

RickRoll wrote: »

What does this mean exactly?

He probably thought about this lots on the days up to his suicide.

fuglywugly

smell of gee off ye :eek:

stovelid

The smell of your effort.

BunShopVoyeur

RickRoll wrote: »

Uhh this is why I hate Dubs.

Stay in the bog then ya donkey fondler.

Princess Peach

If my dog had a head like your I've paint a face on his arse and teach him to walk backwards.

ROCKMAN

" Your appearance inspired the morning after pill... "

Cavehill Red

"Your birthday will be remembered in centuries to come as the moment evolution went into reverse."

Logically, if you think about it, this sort of means that I'd be near the pinnacle of human evolution, and that's what I argued back. But still, it sounded really insulting and everyone else laughed and didn't listen to my logical refutation and I was :mad:

My name is URL

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.

Peetrik

You have a face like an arse chewing a wasp

Millicent

link_2007 wrote: »

"It's no wonder your Dad left"

This wins the thread. Fucking harsh.

Mr Trade In

Your dad should have Pushed your Ma down a flight of stairs, heard some granny say this to kids on a bus in Ballymun years ago.

Icaras

Very drunk girl told me I smelled like my mothers box. I dont think Ive heard a more brilliant insult.

DonalN

"I'd be your daddy, only the dog bet me up the stairs"

ImpossibleDuck

A friend of mine got a pretty hilarious one from a teacher in Secondary School.

The teacher asked him a question and he hesistated. The teacher knew he didn't know and interrupted his hemming-and-hawing and goes: "No, actually, d'ye know what? You don't even deserve to know the answer..."

:pac:

-Corkie-

I was called a Polish bastard..

Millicent

-Corkie- wrote: »

I was called a Polish bastard..

Are you Polish?!

-Corkie-

Millicent wrote: »

Are you Polish?!

Nah.. Irish bastard unfortunatley.

ronaneire

Heard this one before... "can I smell your fa**y?....:eek:....
must be your feet so"!

Indubitable

"Yano somethin, I can't stand you, half the people in here laugh at your stupidity and not because you're funny, they're laughing AT you and not WITH you. Wanna know what you are? You know when you've gone out for dinner and had a nice juicy steak or that delicious chicken and ham? Yeh? Well, you're that annoying bastard of a piece of meat that gets stuck between your teeth and does your head in for the rest of the fúcking day trying to get it out when you haven't got a toothpick! Now, you keep pissing me off and I swear I'll get a toothpick, so stop annoying me! Are we clear?"

-Bonito

Josephine O Beirnes

I got called a long streak of paralysed piss once, by an very irrate shopper, :eek:

yahowho

"you wouldn't have the intelligence to play big bird in sesame street"

Diabhal Beag

Not so much an insult through words but definitely the chilling giggles at my expense in the back of a nightclub while she was feeling my lad.

44leto

More of an exchange, 2 cork men after a GAA match. I didn't here the whole conversation, but one said
"oh yeah boy I will make a mental note of what you said"
"oh yeah and what will you write that note on"

Johnny Foreigner

gurramok wrote: »

You meant Cavan right? Tight-Arse culchies, the ultimate insult!

Cavan people are the tightest in Ireland.
A Cavan man's wife had a knee replacement. While his wife was resting with her knee up, he asked her if she would like some soup?
That would be nice, his wife replied, Then the Cavan man asked where she had put her knee bone as he wanted to boil it and make the soup.