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What did Saint patrick say to the snakes as he was driving them out of Ireland ?

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  • 17-01-2012 5:25pm
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    El Jefe
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    Are ye alright in the back there lads :p


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    CiaranMcDCFC
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    'Are ye all right in the back there lads?'


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    ejmaztec
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    Hiss boo


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    DEFTLEFTHAND
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    :D Hadn't heard that one in a while.


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    Stinicker
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    You will be reincarnated in around a thousand years time as Bertie Ahern.


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    TeddyTedson
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    Where was he bringing them in a car... Up North:pac:


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    canonball5
    Registered Users Posts: 445 ✭✭canonball5


    "Hey snakes, get on that plane"


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    bleg
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    "I'm not doing this and there are no snakes in Ireland"?


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    kfallon
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    2/10 OP but it was so bad it did actually make me smile :D


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    Sindri
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    I heard he said careful now!


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    #11
    My name is URL
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    I don't get it


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    donvito99
    Registered Users Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭donvito99


    I've had it with these mother ****ing snakes.


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    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    What can you say to the retreating ice at the end of the last ice age.


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    J. Marston
    Registered Users Posts: 23,185 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    bleg wrote: »
    "I'm not doing this and there are no snakes in Ireland"?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFcqGGMPc3k


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    LordSutch
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    Hiss off :D


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    TeddyTedson
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    Snake, snake,
    Snake your booty! Yea. Snake your booty!


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    Stiffler2
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    ahh now ga'ou a me gardennnnnnn


    Here are a few FACTS for you :

    Saint Patrick - no such thing as a saint
    Saint Patrick was actually scottish or English
    More than likely yet another bull$h1t myth from "The Church"

    o, and there were never any snakes in Ireland.
    Maybe when Pangea was knocking around back in the Dino ages


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    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    "Jaysus lads it's been a bad day for ye hasn't it, I'd say ye are so low right now ye could parachute out of a sna.........oh wait!"


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    My name is URL
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    There was no cars back when St. Patrick was kicking the snakes out of Ireland, so the joke is factually inaccurate.


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    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    He said it in Irish or Parseltongue.


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    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    I've Adder nuff of ye?


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    Ellis Dee
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    The only snakes we clergymen will allow in Ireland are the one-eyed ones in our trousers.:D:D:D


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    Mr.Crinklewood
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    "Bertie".


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    Ray Palmer
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    I read somewhere a while ago Ireland is no longer a country that can claim be free of wild reptiles and snakes. Apparently people have let some native English species that now breed in the wild and are protected as rare species.


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    Morlar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar


    " Hands up who wants to stay ? Ok, then. "


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    sensibleken
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    Ray Palmer wrote: »
    I read somewhere a while ago Ireland is no longer a country that can claim be free of wild reptiles and snakes. Apparently people have let some native English species that now breed in the wild and are protected as rare species.

    LIES! there is actually a native irish reptile, the viviparous or common lizard

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_reptiles_of_Ireland


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    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    sensibleken wrote: »
    LIES! there is actually a native irish reptile, the viviparous or common lizard

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_reptiles_of_Ireland

    How does it survive?


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    Agricola
    Registered Users Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    "OK, politicians, lawyers, and bankers can stay, the rest of yis are gone"


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    mattjack
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    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    ahh now ga'ou a me gardennnnnnn


    Here are a few FACTS for you :

    Saint Patrick - no such thing as a saint
    Saint Patrick was actually scottish or English
    More than likely yet another bull$h1t myth from "The Church"

    o, and there were never any snakes in Ireland.
    Maybe when Pangea was knocking around back in the Dino ages

    bloody foreigners again.


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    biko
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    AH->Humour


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    sensibleken
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    Sindri wrote: »
    How does it survive?

    How do you mean? Id say respiration and stuff like that


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