Taking the Piss !

luckyfrank

JAPANESE game company Sega is injecting a little levity into going to the lavatory.
The Tokyo-based firm is rolling out game consoles that it has called "Toylets" at urinals for men in bars around the country, encouraging men to take part in a series of contests by varying the strength and direction of their urine.


C'mon lads who here hasnt played sword piss fights with your kids when having a slash


http://www.independent.ie/business/technology/sega-wee-urinal-game-consoles-launched-in-japanese-bars-2994739.html

Sarky

Oh Japan...

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

if it doesn't involve schoolgirl bondage i'm just not interested

Myrddin

I can see it now, a game of p1ss stream challenge & then off to a vending machine to buy some used school girl undies from a vending machine. A night on the tiles in Japan

chin_grin

I'd play if I had to use urine to fend off tentacles latching on to my member.

Sarky

That's all well and good until the lightsabre game comes along and people have had a little too much to drink, and before you know it everyone is pissing on everyone else shouting "WHUMMMMMMMM! WHUMMMMMM-KKKKSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH! WHUUUUUUUM!"

chin_grin

Sarky wrote: »

That's all well and good until the lightsabre game comes along and people have had a little too much to drink, and before you know it everyone is pissing on everyone else shouting "WHUMMMMMMMM! WHUMMMMMM-KKKKSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH! WHUUUUUUUM!"

ShadowHearth

i am sooooooooooooooo bringing squize bottle and cheating at this game!

dyawannagoonme

Sarky

chin_grin wrote: »

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You mark my words. Japanese toilets are set to get a whole lot messier.

Retr0gamer

Sarky wrote: »

That's all well and good until the lightsabre game comes along and people have had a little too much to drink, and before you know it everyone is pissing on everyone else shouting "WHUMMMMMMMM! WHUMMMMMM-KKKKSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH! WHUUUUUUUM!"

Just remember not to cross the streams!

luckyfrank

Retr0gamer wrote: »

Just remember not to cross the streams!

Ghostbusters i like it

5uspect

Ah the indo, miles behind as usual.
These are already over here in London:
http://digitaljournal.com/article/315187

deathrider

This isn't brand new though, is it? I'm pretty sure I heard about this a few months (maybe even more) ago.

Corkfeen

deathrider wrote: »

This isn't brand new though, is it? I'm pretty sure I heard about this a few months (maybe even more) ago.

Yep, I heard it a few months ago. It legitimises the pissing contest at least, I felt as if it had fallen into disrepute.. :pac:

Potential-Monke

This is going to destroy someones bladder. I can see the people who will take it too seriously drinking way more than they should and holding it longer so they have more power and a longer stream, just so they can get the high score!

Also, how about a thermochromic urinal?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

i dunno, i can see some of the nightclub pillheads hanging out in bathrooms way too long with those multicoloured things.. killing themselves trying to take a piss

GreenWolfe

Potential-Monke wrote: »

This is going to destroy someones bladder. I can see the people who will take it too seriously drinking way more than they should and holding it longer so they have more power and a longer stream, just so they can get the high score!

Also, how about a thermochromic urinal?

Doesn't necessarily have to be alcohol, if Austin Powers 3 has taught us anything......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REXSCUjZDwk

Skerries

Retr0gamer wrote: »

Just remember not to cross the streams!

I have this t-shirt