What crime would you commit if you could get away with it?

Johnny Foreigner

What crime would you commit if you could get away with it?

Ellian

Theft. But preferably one of those Thomas Crown/Raffles type efforts rather than running into a bank with a sawn off and tights over my head.

Ellian

Double post

Millicent

Seek help, OP. Between this and the Hostel thread, I'm beginning to think someone needs to alert the authorities on you.

44leto

Insulting certain board members.

squod

I'd introduce a property tax.

Fromthetrees

Walking around town all nudey nude, nudey nude ftw.

TheZohanS

Johnny Foreigner wrote: »

What crime would you commit if you could get away with it?

You first...

Cassidy28

Mass Murder of FG/Lab Tds

Joekers

Shoot Bertie

Sindri

I'd like to steal the Mona Lisa and draw a moustache on it.


And then I'd say to Sarkozy

Nicolas Sarkozy wrote:

Oooh lala

Sindri wrote:

Take that you cheese eating surrendering monkey.

Then we'd drink wine, yet he would become aroused and make a pass at me.

osullic

Whats with you OP?

Bacon and Cabbage

I'd download a car

Chuck Stone

Bank robbery.

Not the money the actual bank itself.

Teyla Emmagan

My neighbours have some junk outside their houses that I'd dearly love to put in a skip. I'd have to make the skip disappear then too of course.

juice1304

i'd eat your brains op:p

Sunnyisland

Rob all the tds wages and be able to see there faces when they go to there bank accounts.

My name is URL

Ellian wrote: »

Double post

The worst crime of all :mad:

Where To

Bigamy.


















Who am I kidding? I'd take monogamy

Ellis Dee

Hard to see how I could get away with it, but I'd love to give the Protector of Paedophiles Everywhere a pie in the snout.:):):)

Sheeps

Ellian wrote: »

Double post

the worst crime of all

Sheeps

**** someone posted it already

Richard Hillman

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Bank robbery.

Not the money the actual bank itself.

I once stole a pen from the bank if that counts. The fools didn't have one of those chains, mwahahaha!

im invisible

Regicide, not sure which one yet

af_thefragile

Richard Hillman wrote: »

I once stole a pen from the bank if that counts. The fools didn't have one of those chains, mwahahaha!

Oooh... they're gonna get you mate. You can run as fast and as far as you can and when you turn around, you'll find them right on your back ready to get you. And when they get you, they're gonna get you good.

Remember the bank never forgets...

amacca

there are not many I wouldn't commit if I could get away with them

wouldn't be into violent crime tho.............would like my crime to be as victimless as possible

bit of jaywalking here...bit of jaywalking there etc

ejmaztec

Richard Hillman wrote: »

I once stole a pen from the bank if that counts. The fools didn't have one of those chains, mwahahaha!

I had that, nice little bracelet for the concubine, no expense spared.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Something along the lines of the plot for 'Oceans 11'. I'd love all the planning and prep work that would go into a major heist on a Vegas casino. Plus the casino's are insured against theft so that would be my conscience cleared.:D

af_thefragile

I'ld love to drive in the bus lane at nothing less than 100kmph during rush hour in Dublin.

Something like this, just not sped up and dubbed...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8Vo8iGLMwk

Icaras

Id kill the sexiest man ever.....if suicide wasn't against the law!!!!!!!!!

foxyboxer

Quote a Long post with no picture in YLYL.

Dirtymurder

To hunt the greatest game of all..... MAN!

so murder

krudler

ruin a country then get a huge pension for the privilege.

what? thats one that people have done.

failing that, a heist. not robbing the local post office now a proper one, every guy wants to be part of a heist, admit it.

Homer

The Seoige sisters... That is all.

Littlehorny

I'd print money! millions of it!!!!

TeddyTedson

There's a few people I'd torture, not too sure if I'd kill them. But I'd like to feed them there own ****. Piss on them and mutilate reproductive body parts. Oh, have I said too much

strobe

Regicide, it just sounds classy.

The_Thing

If I could I'd snuff out that ball of fire in the sky that mankind calls The Sun.

Jimoslimos

Espionage

Ronin247

I have always wanted to sit in the clocktower somewhere with a rifle and telescopic scope and pop random passerby's.Kinda scary when I admit it.Not really bothered about getting away with it,just like to make the Guinness Book of Records for the greatest mass murder.

Be great fun!!

as125634do

easy mass murder kill as many people as possible. good or bad makes no diff theres plenty of advocates of murder on both sides.

grindle

Mundicide.

Not really though.

Hosticide.

Can't believe there aren't more choosing murder in it's many guises!

cocoshovel

Genocide

staker

I'd drive down the Great Wall of China in a Hummer Grand Theft Auto-esque style with Liberty City radio station on-anything I'd miss with the Humvee I'd gun down with my MK-47 out the side windows.:D

KeithAFC

Choices..

Too many to choose from.

Moidah

Sindri

I'd jaywalk.:eek:

ilovelamp2000

juice1304 wrote: »

i'd eat your brains op:p

I hope you're not hungry

Son Of A Vidic

KeithAFC wrote: »

Choices..

Too many to choose from.

Kill a Taig surely?

Sindri

KeithAFC wrote: »

Choices..

Too many to choose from.

Partition?

No wait, even worse. Shite singing and marching bands and a terrible fashion sense.

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Homer wrote: »

The Seoige sisters... That is all.

Rape, then. Just say rape.