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What crime would you commit if you could get away with it?

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  • #52
    grindle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭grindle


    Declan Abundant Criminal wrote: »
    Rape, then. Just say rape.

    Is it rape if they're asleep? *checks Big Brother Brazil thread*

    Apparently so...
    http://bit.ly/z4Dwgw


  • #53
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    murder came to mind first :eek: but then, theft, sure I'd rob everything if I'd get away with it. mainly shoes...


  • #54
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Yeah robbing stuff.


  • #55
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    A poo in the ladies toilet... mwah haw haw haw haw


  • #56
    Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger
    Registered Users Posts: 97 ✭✭Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger


    I'd club a baby seal.
    On grafton st.
    At Christmas.


  • #57
    Wetai
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 773 ✭✭✭Wetai


    Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger wrote: »
    I'd club a baby seal.
    On grafton st.
    At Christmas.
    With a cuter seal.


  • #58
    Just a visitor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17 ✭Just a visitor


    #if I could definitely get away with it, and no one would get hurt, then it would be major bank robbery:rolleyes:


  • #59
    doomsday
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33 ✭doomsday


    I would spitroast Bertie


  • #60
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    doomsday wrote: »
    I would spitroast Bertie

    Whatever floats yer boat


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  • #61
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    I would dodge a 50euro taxi fare.


  • #62
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    Take a dump of Brian Cowens head.


  • #63
    Eric Cartman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,280 ✭✭✭✭Eric Cartman


    most of them. I have no moral objection to most things, the chance of being caught / going to prison is realistically the only thing stopping me.


  • #64
    Butterface
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 731 ✭✭✭Butterface


    I'd blow up the Dáil, with gunpowder.. old school like


  • #65
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    I'd specialize in ethnic cleansing... :mad:


  • #66
    Hibernianeggs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30 ✭Hibernianeggs


    Not putting a stamp on a letter and then sending it!Yeah,take that society!


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  • #67
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    Matilda Dirty Rigor wrote: »
    I'd specialize in ethnic cleansing... :mad:

    Starting with?


  • #68
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    juan.kerr wrote: »
    Starting with?

    The ethnic people!.


  • #69
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    Make racist comments every time I encountered someone of a different race.


  • #70
    tempura
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 604 ✭✭✭tempura


    Ronin247 wrote: »
    I have always wanted to sit in the clocktower somewhere with a rifle and telescopic scope and pop random passerby's.Kinda scary when I admit it.Not really bothered about getting away with it,just like to make the Guinness Book of Records for the greatest mass murder.

    Be great fun!!

    Son , is that you ?


  • #71
    connundrum
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    I'd download copyrighted material from dodgy torrent sites.


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  • #72
    Kohl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭Kohl


    Johnny Foreigner wrote: »
    What crime would you commit if you could get away with it?

    Destroy this website.


  • #73
    Eve_Dublin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    Throw fruit at politicians.


  • #74
    luckyfrank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭luckyfrank


    Anyone say rape yet ?


  • #75
    Simi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,884 ✭✭✭Simi


    luckyfrank wrote: »
    Anyone say rape yet ?

    Strangely enough, no.


  • #76
    luckyfrank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭luckyfrank


    Simi wrote: »
    Strangely enough, no.
    rape


  • #77
    Simi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,884 ✭✭✭Simi


    luckyfrank wrote: »
    rape

    There it is.


  • #78
    luckyfrank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭luckyfrank


    Simi wrote: »
    There it is.


    botta bing botta bing botta boom


  • #79
    CamperMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,835 ✭✭✭CamperMan


    rob all the tossers in government.... including the high paid public sector muppets and I would redistribute the cash to people that genuinely need it...


  • #80
    luckyfrank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭luckyfrank


    luckyfrank wrote: »
    botta bing botta bing botta boom


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI


  • #81
    Mike 1972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,018 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    Matilda Dirty Rigor wrote: »
    The ethnic people!.

    Everybody ?


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  • #82
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,280 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    A tiger kidnapping of Bertie Ahern.

    Get every ill-gotten cent he has, his daughter and her husband's cash from their peddling of awful music/books/tv-series. Then beat him to a pulp and leave him reliant on the public health system.


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