5 MINUTES TO DOOM!!!

Sindri

The doomsday clock - which shows how close the world has moved to catastrophic destruction - has inched a minute closer to midnight.

It puts the measure of how capable mankind is of imploding on itself at five minutes to 12.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/datablog/2012/jan/11/nuclear-atomic-scientists-doomsday-clock

It was moved after reports that Pat Kenny actually had a soul was confirmed.

:eek:

Fourteen

I'm not even going to pretend I know what's going on.

chin_grin

Fourteen wrote: »

I'm not even going to pretend I know what's going on.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doomsday_Clock

Fromthetrees

At least we're all going heaven. :rolleyes:

Noo

Not to worry, there's plenty of leap seconds floating about.

Agricola

Pft, this clock has always been less than a quarter of an hour from global destruction for the last 60 years.

SafeSurfer

Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day.

Myrddin

Ah, a guardian link. I'll enjoy not clicking it

Fourteen

chin_grin wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doomsday_Clock

I see.

we'll be grand, sure.

MagicSean

i put as much faith in that clock as I do in the ratings agencies. The only thing they're good for is panic.

My name is URL

Without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for us to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?

44leto

When I die it is the end of the world, so I don''t care.

Noo

My name is URL wrote: »

Without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for us to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?

Yes i would Kent

TanG411

What? I don't even

44leto

My name is URL wrote: »

Without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for us to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?

Not yet, not yet, patience, you will be informed by post when that time has arrived.

Sindri

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGmAmJFUvzM

EDIT

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Where To

It's not even a real clock!

Sindri

where do i go from here wrote: »

It's not even a real clock!

What an observation sir. The amateur Sherlock Holmes Enthusiasts society will grant you honorary membership for that.

TeddyTedson

Sindri wrote: »

http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/datablog/2012/jan/11/nuclear-atomic-scientists-doomsday-clock

It was moved after reports that Pat Kenny actually had a soul was confirmed.

:eek:

Oh noes


I don't even give a **** anymore. If there really is a god a dare you to strike me down by this time tomorrow. I dare you!

stupidusername

Sindri wrote: »

What an observation sir. The amateur Sherlock Holmes Enthusiasts society will grant you honorary membership for that.

What is sarcasm!

Sindri I like your posts usually, but as a thread started by you, it disappoints.

Earthhorse

What happens when the hour goes forward in Spring?

The Mayans were right!

Ice87

This story was brought to you by a "cool story production".

Turtyturd

Ice87 wrote: »

This story was brought to you by a "cool story production".

At least when it hit 12 sh*t like this will be wiped out.:pac:

Sindri

stupidusername wrote: »

What is sarcasm!

Sindri I like your posts usually, but as a thread started by you, it disappoints.

Me no understand. Me's wants you's to likes me's.


In fairness it's a lot more popular than any other thread I've ever started.

24 posts is a record of the usual 4.

stupidusername

Sindri wrote: »

Me no understand. Me's wants you's to likes me's.


In fairness it's a lot more popular than any other thread I've ever started.

24 posts is a record of the usual 4.

i'm not familiar with your other threads. but well done on the popularity of this by comparison so.

OneArt

It's one of those phrases that just sounds pure creepy. Just gives me the chills like the word Windscale or "as the crow flies".

wolf moon

Perception of time is subjective...

Sindri

wolf moon wrote: »

Perception of time is subjective...

Yeah but not when your looking at a clock.

Unless you can't tell the time?

Archeron

44leto wrote: »

Not yet, not yet, patience, you will be informed by post when that time has arrived.

I wish they'd hurry up, I have a fridge full of heads that are looking a bit off.

Den_M

SafeSurfer wrote: »

Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day.

We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell...

Guy:Incognito

The first Gulf war was going on in early 1991 yet we were furthest from doom at that time than any other time since this thing began? Hmmmmm...

Snowie

wow i love threads like these...

Hande hoche!

Guy:Incognito wrote: »

The first Gulf war was going on in early 1991 yet we were furthest from doom at that time than any other time since this thing began? Hmmmmm...

The Evil Empire had collapsed and according to Japanese-American academics the Western liberal democracy would become the dominant model.

RickRoll

If the end of the world is in December......does that mean I can stop using a condom in April?

Professey Chin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPbqQOf41Qc

MagicSean

To be honest, I didn't think it was real. I thought it was a concept invented for the movie watchmen.

V_Moth

In b4 a devious plan that hinges on a practical joke that results in the population of New York being wiped out...

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