**** you do when you're bored.

Shryke

Me, I'm starting this awful thread. I'm this bored. There's a birthday tonight but I'm too strapped to head out. The internet is boring me tonight. I've some books to read and stuff and I'm listening to the radio. TVs are taken by other people so I can't even channel hop. Suppose I'm feeling restless as I'd rather be out, but I'm all sensible. Also no booze in the house. Any links or inspiration? Anyone else a bit bored...

hairyslug

Fap and go for a ****e

starbelgrade

Oooh... I love a bit of teenage angst on a wet Thursday.

TheZohanS

Go out and beat up homeless people. Fresh air and exercise will do you good.

Professey Chin

I dress up in a mankini, predator mask, cowboy hat, monster feet slippers and play an electric guitar

No....really

starbelgrade

The Great Chinholio wrote: »

I dress up in a mankini, predator mask, cowboy hat, monster feet slippers and play an electric guitar

No....really

I know. I've seen the photo.

Yes, really.

3ndahalfof6

a nice skittery one

Underdraft

Return some videotapes.

ICANN

I listen to Enrique Iglesias, Elton John, Boney M and the Pina Colada Song and pretend that I'm a much raved about pop star performing to a screaming audience.

Shryke

TheZohan wrote: »

Go out and beat up homeless people. Fresh air and exercise will do you good.

This is out, not near a town without getting in the car, of course I could do that but no. Also not a teenager. Grown ass man over here cheers. I'm totally all angsty though, really.
I'd try going for a run but the roads terrible and it's dark. I'd end up in a ditch with a twisted ankle and a cow taking a dump on me. This isn't desired especially. I could listen to the radio in the car. That might give me a bit of a buzz.

Dublinstiofán

Stand in a bucket of water and play with an electrical socket with wet hands.

Potential for hours of entertainment!














* May also last minutes or seconds!

davet82

Shryke wrote: »

Me, I'm starting this awful thread. I'm this bored. There's a birthday tonight but I'm too strapped to head out. The internet is boring me tonight. I've some books to read and stuff and I'm listening to the radio. TVs are taken by other people so I can't even channel hop. Suppose I'm feeling restless as I'd rather be out, but I'm all sensible. Also no booze in the house. Any links or inspiration? Anyone else a bit bored...

Ring everyone that is at the birthday party and see how good a time they are having and listen to their drunk talk... that'll really cheer ya up

efb

shrump porn

starbelgrade

ICANN wrote: »

I listen to Enrique Iglesias, Elton John, Boney M and the Pina Colada Song and pretend that I'm a much raved about pop star performing to a screaming audience.

That's one of the most depressing posts I have ever read on Boards.

af_thefragile

video games.................................................



or fap.

TheZohanS

Shryke wrote: »

This is out, not near a town without getting in the car, of course I could do that but no. Also not a teenager. Grown ass man over here cheers. I'm totally all angsty though, really.
I'd try going for a run but the roads terrible and it's dark. I'd end up in a ditch with a twisted ankle and a cow taking a dump on me. This isn't desired especially. I could listen to the radio in the car. That might give me a bit of a buzz.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkIVvjZc9Y

Sindri

I post incredibly witty comments on Boards.

Kevin Duffy

Get on to the BBC website, buy this boxset and never be stuck for ideas again.

Shryke

Sindri wrote: »

I post incredibly witty comments on Boards.

Cool, give it a shot.

Professey Chin

starbelgrade wrote: »

I know. I've seen the photo.

Yes, really.

Its nice to have fans

Underdraft

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

Get on to the BBC website, buy this boxset and never be stuck for ideas again.

Apparently the producers of that show were so sick of getting the same stupid suggestion for activities from their viewers (eg chocolate rice kripsy cakes) that they just ended up writing all the suggestions themselves and pretended they were from viewers.

Kevin Duffy

Underdraft wrote: »

Apparently the producers of that show were so sick of getting the same stupid suggestion for activities from their viewers (eg chocolate rice kripsy cakes) that they just ended up writing all the suggestions themselves and pretended they were from viewers.

Well thanks a bunch, want to rip out any of the other central planks of my childhood? :mad:








:pac:

Sindri

Shryke wrote: »

Cool, give it a shot.

I already did.;)

Underdraft

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

Well thanks a bunch, want to rip out any of the other central planks of my childhood? :mad:








:pac:

You know that band the Monkees? Well they didn't write their own songs! Also, they didn't even play their own instruments! In fact, that wasn't even Michael Nesmith's real hat! :eek:

Shryke

Sindri wrote: »

I already did.;)

Oh good cheers.
KC at night on Today fm seems alright tonight. Any good wiki articles n' stuff?

Kevin Duffy

Underdraft wrote: »

You know that band the Monkees? Well they didn't write their own songs! Also, they didn't even play their own instruments! In fact, that wasn't even Michael Nesmith's real hat! :eek:

Right, that's it, you're on my ignore list, along with the fecker who told me Judge Judy was all scripted :mad:

admiralofthefleet

hairyslug wrote: »

Fap and go for a ****e

i do both at the same time; an economy dump

Sindri

Shryke wrote: »

Oh good cheers.
KC at night on Today fm seems alright tonight. Any good wiki articles n' stuff?

What?

Underdraft

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

Right, that's it, you're on my ignore list, along with the fecker who told me Judge Judy was all scripted :mad:

Oh yeah, Pro Wrestling? Fake!

Godsentme

Ask for suggestions on AH.:rolleyes:

Shryke

Sindri wrote: »

What?

What might you need help with?

Underdraft

Shryke wrote: »

Oh good cheers.
KC at night on Today fm seems alright tonight. Any good wiki articles n' stuff?

Good for the photo alone http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitchen_Debate

Kevin Duffy

Underdraft wrote: »

Oh yeah, Pro Wrestling? Fake!

No it's not, all that homoeroticism is very, very real.

saa

What do I do? or What should you do?

Really face up to reality and do something you've been putting off for a while
Watch some documentaries online
Annoy folk on boards while listening to LBC until you fall asleep... works for me!

Ferris_Bueller

http://www.sporcle.com/

JessicaRabbit

simit

Hey, you should be happy knowing you're better off than some of the muppets that replied to your post.

stupidusername

i was fairly bored earlier, cause lets face it boards is boring as ****e tonight. i thought to myself what will i do... I thought jeez I may actually have a fap (shlick) :pac: I fell asleep before I got to that point though. funny how AH can influence your mind.

Shryke

Ferris_Bueller wrote: »

http://www.sporcle.com/

Bookmarked! Nice one.

The King of Moo

stupidusername wrote: »

i was fairly bored earlier, cause lets face it boards is boring as ****e tonight. i thought to myself what will i do... I thought jeez I may actually have a fap (shlick) :pac: I fell asleep before I got to that point though. funny how AH can influence your mind.

Clearly inspired by the "things that make you feel manly" thread!:pac:

kincsem

http://www.youparklikeacunt.com

Shryke

Everyones probably seen this ages ago but it's so bad it's good. I spent a stupid amount of time seeing how far I could get.

http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html

Underdraft

Shryke wrote: »

Everyones probably seen this ages ago but it's so bad it's good. I spent a stupid amount of time seeing how far I could get.

http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html

So that's what Stephen Hawking looks like when he tries to get out of his wheelchair.

BravoMike

Pour a line of petrol on the ground light it and see if i can out run the flame (yes i can), thengot bored of that and wondered if petrol burned on water. It burns spectacularly and now Im left with melted gutters. Oops

Babybuff

procrastinate. I'm supposed to be stripping wallpaper.

ICANN

starbelgrade wrote: »

That's one of the most depressing posts I have ever read on Boards.

I think it's winning actually :cool: