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Things that make you feel manly

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  • #52
    gurramok
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭gurramok


    Having the Manflu and not just any sniffle weaklings have!


  • #53
    Tazio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 698 ✭✭✭Tazio


    A 7 second belch.


  • #54
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    A big smelly fart


  • #55
    Satts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭Satts


    funk-you wrote: »
    Overtaking several cars and a tractor at once.

    -Funk

    I hope your not serious, I thought most people stopped doing that **** years ago.


  • #56
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    harry Bailey esq wrote: »
    leaving ****e stains on the toilet bowl,and reading last weeks newspaper while depositing said stain

    That's not manly, that's living in squalor.


  • #57
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    stupidusername wrote: »
    pics or it doesn't happen

    I took this this morning: I'm pretty sure it's him.

    Apparently the older ladies give him inspiration.

    :pac:


  • #58
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,069 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    I took this this morning: I'm pretty sure it's him.

    Apparently the older ladies give him inspiration.

    :pac:

    That old woman is Pope Ratzinger in a wig.. they're in cahoots :eek:


  • #59
    matt-dublin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭matt-dublin


    Taking a **** while reading the newspaper and then not being able to stand up cos I've pins and needles in your legs from sitting there for so long.

    Then passing out from the smell of said ****


  • #60
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Icaras wrote: »
    anything to do with holding a sledgehammer, nail gun or hatchet or as we men call them an axe
    Pffffff 'hatchet' :pac::pac:
    A pick-axe is good too.


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  • #61
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Satts wrote: »
    I hope your not serious, I thought most people stopped doing that **** years ago.

    Most people did. That's why they get stuck behind tractors & you have to overtake several of them at the same time.


  • #62
    woodoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,219 ✭✭✭woodoo


    Kango-hammering


  • #63
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    A prostate examination


  • #64
    finfinfin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭finfinfin


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    stupidusername wrote: »
    pics or it doesn't happen

    I took this this morning: I'm pretty sure it's him.

    Apparently the older ladies give him inspiration.

    :pac:

    why is hitler on the luas?


  • #65
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    My name is URL wrote: »
    That old woman is Pope Ratzinger in a wig.. they're in cahoots :eek:

    Not too surprising considering he's Hitler: they've known each other for years!


  • #66
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    When in the company of other males I enjoy grabbing my testicles and gesticulating in an endearing manner towards members of the opposite sex.

    Then passing comments on the sexual situations I would like to participate in with said members of the opposite sex.


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  • #67
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    finfinfin wrote: »
    why is hitler on the luas?

    Because he likes masturbating on public transport.


  • #68
    gamgsam
    Registered Users Posts: 292 ✭✭gamgsam


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Fishing is totally gay.

    haha well I like it. Catching a fish and cooking it there and then on a fire is great.


  • #69
    alphanine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 146 ✭✭alphanine


    M powered BMW redlining at c. 8000 rpm


  • #70
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    going bareback


  • #71
    finfinfin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭finfinfin


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    finfinfin wrote: »
    why is hitler on the luas?

    Because he likes masturbating on public transport.

    understood,fair play to him.


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  • #72
    bicardi19
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 270 ✭✭bicardi19


    According to the "gypsies" on channel 4 tonight it's cock fighting ans breaking bottles over each others heads while their children look on.


  • #73
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    Viagra


  • #74
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    finfinfin wrote: »
    understood,fair play to him.

    He's done worse things in fairness: I think we can forgive him this one.


  • #75
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    this thread is making men so appealing


  • #76
    Bobby Baccala
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,342 ✭✭✭Bobby Baccala


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Fishing is totally gay.

    Fishing isn't gay in the slightest.


  • #77
    dark crystal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    Watching Rambo 3, whilst smoking a cigar, scratching my nads and downing hard liquor.


  • #78
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Passing slow-to-accelerate/react BMW drivers on my bike from a stopped start.


  • #79
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    P4DDY2K11 wrote: »
    Fishing isn't gay in the slightest.

    That depends. Some fish would ride you if you let them.


  • #80
    billybudd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,497 ✭✭✭billybudd


    My name is URL wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OkcucXIuVI


    and this too :pac:


  • #81
    Bobby Baccala
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,342 ✭✭✭Bobby Baccala


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    That depends. Some fish would ride you if you let them.

    Is that what happened to steve irwin?


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  • #82
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Satts wrote: »
    I hope your not serious, I thought most people stopped doing that **** years ago.

    Of course not. I'm a perfect human being and would never endanger myself or others. I volunteer to pay double taxes forever for wasting your time being indignant at my post.

    -Funk


  • #83
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    funk-you wrote: »
    Of course not. I'm a perfect human being and would never endanger myself or others. I volunteer to pay double taxes forever for wasting your time being indignant at my post.

    -Funk

    You use to be my hero :(


  • #84
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    davet82 wrote: »
    You use to be my hero :(

    Fanks dawlin'.

    -Funk


  • #85
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Not getting my chest waxed.


  • #86
    MyKeyG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,282 ✭✭✭MyKeyG


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    I took this this morning: I'm pretty sure it's him.

    Apparently the older ladies give him inspiration.

    :pac:
    It appears Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun are alive and well and riding the red line all the way to Talla!!!


  • #87
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    MyKeyG wrote: »
    It appears Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun are alive and well and riding the red line all the way to Talla!!!

    At least we now know where all the threads about African taxi drivers have been coming from.


  • #88
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    MyKeyG wrote: »
    It appears Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun are alive and well and riding the red line all the way to Talla!!!
    He's put on a little weight. Must be all that german sausage.


  • #89
    Satts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭Satts


    funk-you wrote: »
    I volunteer to pay double taxes forever for wasting your time being indignant at my post.

    It's a start I suppose. Pay my taxes as well and your absolved.


  • #90
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Eating rare steak.
    Digging stuff.
    Sitting on the jacks longer than is required.


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  • #91
    Cantona's Collars
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    I'll be using a chainsaw tomorrow,can't get a more manly feeling than sawing down trees.


  • #92
    ukonline
    Registered Users Posts: 199 ✭✭ukonline


    Standing up, smoking a pipe with one foot on a stool and my free hand in my trouser pocket wearing a trilby hat angled in a certain way and a cocky grin on my face which is pointing up slightly.


  • #93
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Displaying my physical (and by inductive reasoning) sexual dominance over physically inferior creatures by killing or defecating on them.


  • #94
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Satts wrote: »
    It's a start I suppose. Pay my taxes as well and your absolved.

    Sold, to the man with the wooden teeth.

    -Funk


  • #95
    Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger
    Registered Users Posts: 97 ✭✭Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger


    Having a piece of wood in the shed just for stirring paint with.


  • #96
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    putting a stick aside specifically for stirring paint with


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  • #97
    PrettyBoy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,213 ✭✭✭PrettyBoy


    Stirring paint with a piece of wood.


  • #98
    Babybuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭Babybuff


    having a paint stick for stirring paint


  • #99
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,269 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Fixing things.
    Having a 'good' bottle of whisky.
    Using a socket wrench and getting oily.
    Being considered the person who has the definitive answer to everything by my kids.


  • #100
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    poking a fire with a big stick..............


    Freud would have a field day with that one


  • #101
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,069 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Lifting well stirred cans of paint with my scrotum


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