Things that make you feel manly

paulpd

Having a special stick in the shed for stirring paint.

newbee22

Drinking pints when I can't stomach vodka anymore. Being in said state, seeing a hottie and saying ' I will have my way with him!' drink and me= not a good combination!

keano_afc

Poking an outdoor fire when its not really neccessary.
Paring a pencil with a penknife.

Feisar

Launching bags of turf up to Dad in the back of the shed like they were bags of sugar.
Drinking a large bottle of Guinness, especially after sex.
Eating bloody steak.

Mr Benevolent

billybudd wrote: »

Holding my new born son for the first time, know i have it in me to love, protect and nourish him.

The steak sandwiches go in the mouth end. Hope that helps.

Nothingbetter2d

Aoifey! wrote: »

Pretending I have a penis.

is that when you are wearing your strap on?

Nothingbetter2d

zerks wrote: »

I'll be using a chainsaw tomorrow,can't get a more manly feeling than sawing down trees.

do ya get to saw down the tree huggers too?

gypsy_rose

Shooting little animals with a big gun

matt-dublin

newbee22 wrote: »

Drinking pints when I can't stomach vodka anymore. Being in said state, seeing a hottie and saying ' I will have my way with him!' drink and me= not a good combination!

I question your gender, are you a man or a tomboy?

smash

Pelvic thrusting while wearing just a towel.

Jawgap

Knowing and being able to explain the off-side rule in soccer in less than 30 seconds

Bar-b-quing

Gutting and filleting any dead animal before it is bar-b-qued (extra points if you killed it yourself)

Putting in a solid tackle in rugby

"Crouch - touch - pause - ENGAGE!" both on the rugby pitch and in the sack:)

Bleeding profusely from an injury that obviously needs stitching and describing it as only a scratch before wrapping it in a home made dressing that risks giving you septicaemia.

Getting up to make that important phone call before the end of The Champ....

Duggy747

Watching a Clint Eastwood film while you crack open a beer.

Re-grouting tiles in the bathroom

You see a smear of poo on the inside of the toilet bowl so you masterfully aim your wee to remove any trace of it. :pac:

Enjoying a good ball-scratching.

When your girlfriend tells you to kill that spider that's freaking her out but you pick it up and put him outside to live another day..............then you pretend to throw it at her to watch her scream

You eat a giant mountain of shpuds, bacon and veggies.

Fixing the pipes under the sink.

And, my favourite:

Letting the measuring tape fly back into it's holster after you've measured something with a pencil

foxyboxer

Wearing a tailored suit.

stupidusername

Lady Chuckles wrote: »

Sitting back in the sofa and drinking beer straight from the bottle - like a boss

Drinking cans

Mr Benevolent

Having sex with a woman. Else why would lesbians want to be men and gay guys want to be women?

Dravokivich

Kicking your boxers into the air and catching them with one hand when you take'em off.

Do it everytime. :cool:

cloptrop

Waiting till nobody is around , then putting your shoes on one side of the bed and backwards tumbling from the other side into them, you have to do it when nobody is around or CIA will kidnap you to do tests to find the secrets of your greatness.

Attabear

Jawgap wrote: »

Knowing and being able to explain the off-side rule in soccer in less than 30 seconds

Your 30 seconds begin now.......

Jawgap

Attabear wrote: »

Your 30 seconds begin now.......

If a player is nearer to his opponent's goal line than either the ball or the second last defender, and he is gaining advantage from being in that position, he is offside unless he is in his own half of the field of play or the ball is not in play.

Offside is judged at the moment the ball is played forward by the player's teammate.

simples.......

ronjo

Jawgap wrote: »

If a player is nearer to his opponent's goal line than either the ball or the second last defender, and he is gaining advantage from being in that position, he is offside unless he is in his own half of the field of play or the ball is not in play.

Offside is judged at the moment the ball is played forward by the player's teammate.

simples.......

throw ins being exempt.... or maybe thats what you mean with the ball is not in play?

flanders1979

Emptying a room with a fart

donalg1

pappyodaniel wrote: »

Carrying a makeshift (a branch) walking stick while out for a Sunday stroll.

Opening lids of jars for wimmins who aren't as strong as me.

Getting a foot cramp the same time as you ejaculate.

Assembling children's toys at Xmas.

Smoking fags in a pub after hours.

Haggling the price down when trying to purchase something.

There are others?!!!!

Mr.Biscuits

Wearing a rain mac and flashing old ladies.

david

Anything that involves a radiator bleeding key </McIntyre>

Setting the time on the VCR/oven/car trip computer
Haggling
Buying a "Buy and Sell"
Refusing to have your roll cut in half in a deli
Mashing spuds
Opening jars

Standard Toaster

Duggy747 wrote: »

Letting the measuring tape fly back into it's holster after you've measured something with a pencil

+1

Soaking your man hands in petrol for 2hours to harden them up for a bare knuckle fight.

cloptrop

Pretending to the missus you need to go the shed to fix the oil boiler , cause the heating isnt right, Pulling the bottle of vodka out from behind the boiler and having a crafty half litre.
Knowing shes too afraid to ask you why your walking funny.

Nothingbetter2d

cloptrop wrote: »

Pretending to the missus you need to go the shed to fix the oil boiler , cause the heating isnt right, Pulling the bottle of vodka out from behind the boiler and having a crafty half litre.
Knowing shes too afraid to ask you why your walking funny.

sound like you have a drink problem if you hiding drink in the boilerhouse and afraid to drink in front of the woman.... doesnt sound manly at all. Man up and drink in front of her then beat her into the kitchen to make you a sandwich

Spoonman75

Open a drawer to get yourself a spoon, knife or fork and pelvic thrust the drawer shut.

If you turn your body 90 degrees and closse it with your ass cheek, hand in your man card. That's for the wimmins.

Feisar

gypsy_rose wrote: »

Shooting little animals with a big gun

It's funny shooting doesn't make me feel manly. While I enjoy it, I don't feel the man factor while shooting.

Attabear

Feisar wrote: »

It's funny shooting doesn't make me feel manly. While I enjoy it, I don't feel the man factor while shooting.

You need to switch to bigger game.:)

cloptrop

Waking up in the morning and realising i left my teddy downstairs all night and didnt even notice.

Jawgap

Owning only 3 pairs of shoes, one of which are football boots and another of which are trainers

Not knowing what any colour is beyond green, blue, red, white and black (what the f&ck is taupe anyway?)

Knowing that a "man bag" is really just a hand bag

Being able to tie a double windsor / being able to tie a proper bow tie

Wearing a black tux / dinner jacket with said proper bow tie open and hanging around the collar of the dress shirt with the top button open

cloptrop

Going to the toilets in a pub and picking a fight with anyone that has a bigger schlong than me.

Jesus Wept

efb wrote: »

Balls deep in some buff fireman pumping hard

There's nothing more manly than fucking another man.

flanders1979

Doing a handbrake turn in a field in an old wreck of a car.

cloptrop

Having a long toenail for stirring paint , picking locks , and stabbing the missus in the leg when shes asleep.

Irelandsfinest

extreme base jumping, thats base jumping of a tower block with a home made parachute. Black bin liners stuck together with duct tape. Thats pepsi max extreme.

Paparazzo

Shaving with a safety razor. I'd imagine shaving with a straight razor would make your balls explode. Especially if you shaved your balls with one.

cloptrop

Paparazzo wrote: »

Shaving with a safety razor. I'd imagine shaving with a straight razor would make your balls explode. Especially if you shaved your balls with one.

Shaving your balls is probably less manly than shaving your mates armpits for him.

John Doe1

when i kick a kitten:)

efb

The-Rigger wrote: »

There's nothing more manly than fucking another man.

The harder his is the more manly you are

Jen Pigs Fly

Walking around with my hands down my pants holding my testicles.

(they might dissappear if I dont )

ukonline

Drinking Coke Zero instead of Diet Coke.

cloptrop

Getting up one morning and going for a pack of cigarettes and not returning till the kids are grown and in employment. Then asking for money.

Agricola

Servicing the car

davet82

cloptrop wrote: »

Getting up one morning and going for a pack of cigarettes and not returning till the kids are grown and in employment. Then asking for money.

Dad, is that you?

Sindri

Agricola wrote: »

Servicing the car

Servicing a woman.

davet82

Sindri wrote: »

Servicing a woman.

Servicing somebody elses woman

The King of Moo

davet82 wrote: »

Servicing somebody elses woman

Being serviced by somebody else's woman.

Brussels Sprout

Wiping the oil from my dipstick with a tissue and then thrusting it back into the wet compartment that I've just pulled it from.