Are beards cool?

Agricola · 21-01-2012 12:46am

Nice idea in theory but the ginger gene fúcks it up

bonzodog2 · 21-01-2012 12:47am

Frank Beard from ZZ Top is the one without a beard
http://www.drummerworld.com/pics/drumpics23/frankbeard6.jpg

beks101 · 21-01-2012 12:48am

Cool, maybe, sexy, not at all.

Stubble, I can work with

W.Shakes-Beer · 21-01-2012 12:49am

bonzodog2 wrote: »

Frank Beard from ZZ Top is the one without a beard
http://www.drummerworld.com/pics/drumpics23/frankbeard6.jpg

Always found that ironic. If my surname was Beard I'd make it my duty.

Yet Dusty Hill and Billy Gibbons rock them

JennyBurke101 · 21-01-2012 12:49am

I think stubble is the sexiest thing ever on a man!!! It makes a guy look so hot!!! Not a crazy mad beard though but there is just something about stubble that makes me weak at the knees!!

JerryHandbag · 21-01-2012 12:49am

amacachi wrote: »

Sorry but anything shorter than a 5 blade isn't a ****in beard.

Yes! People keep saying to me "Oh I see you have a beard now", but I say no, it's stubble. If you trim it with a 5 blade, to me its stubble.

Now, the bowld Joaquin rocked a proper ****in beard

Larianne · 21-01-2012 12:50am

amacachi wrote: »

Pfft, I don't miss my mouth with food often enough for much to survive that long.

Ugh the thoughts of food stuck in a beard. Ew

amacachi · 21-01-2012 12:55am

bfocusd wrote: »

My bad, see hair on his face and I just refer to it as a beard, regardless of length, it's a tash if it's on his lip, otherwise I get lost with all the names.

what would those be referred to as?

I'd refer to them as fags. South Park usage.

JerryHandbag wrote: »

Yes! People keep saying to me "Oh I see you have a beard now", but I say no, it's stubble. If you trim it with a 5 blade, to me its stubble.

Mine grows quick enough but I wouldn't call it a beard til a coupla months in.

Larianne wrote: »

Ugh the thoughts of food stuck in a beard. Ew

It doesn't stay long, I've got a long tongue.

...Baby.

tempura · 21-01-2012 12:55am

Agricola wrote: »

Nice idea in theory but the ginger gene fúcks it up

Oh no, not at all !

Ginger beards are gorgeous.

Celtic Warrior

I swoon !

The Princess Bride · 21-01-2012 1:01am

amacachi wrote: »

It doesn't stay long, I've got a long tongue.

...Baby.

Shudders....not necessarily in a good way.

bfocusd · 21-01-2012 1:01am

'I like your fag' hmm ... Just doesn't sound right??

EasyGame · 21-01-2012 1:03am

A well kept, groomed beard is fine. An unkempt mess is not.

Larianne · 21-01-2012 1:06am

amacachi wrote: »

I'd refer to them as fags. South Park usage.

Mine grows quick enough but I wouldn't call it a beard til a coupla months in.

It doesn't stay long, I've got a long tongue.

...Baby.

Jaaaysis.

msthe80s wrote: »

Shudders....not necessarily in a good way.

I'm with you on that one.. ew

amacachi · 21-01-2012 1:07am

bfocusd wrote: »

'I like your fag' hmm ... Just doesn't sound right??

Thought you meant the people.

Larianne wrote: »

Jaaaysis.

That's what I was going for. :pac:

Princess Peach · 21-01-2012 1:08am

I think beards are awesome. I really really love a well groomed goatee though. Rraawwwwrrr

gsxr1 · 21-01-2012 1:08am

JennyBurke101 wrote: »

I think stubble is the sexiest thing ever on a man!!! It makes a guy look so hot!!! Not a crazy mad beard though but there is just something about stubble that makes me weak at the knees!!

But how do ya keep it a stubble ?? My Fusion blades want it all.....

BadGirl · 21-01-2012 1:09am

gsxr1 wrote: »

But how do ya keep it a stubble ?? My Fusion blades want it all.....

Get a hair clippers, not a razor

Larianne · 21-01-2012 1:11am

amacachi wrote: »

That's what I was going for. :pac:

Been grossed out on boards twice in the one night. Well done people of boards.

amacachi · 21-01-2012 1:11am

BadGirl wrote: »

Get a hair clippers, not a razor

And superglue the 5 blade to it so you can never be tempted to castrate yourself.

gurramok · 21-01-2012 1:12am

Beard wearers recruiting for the Taliban now? :mad:

amacachi · 21-01-2012 1:14am

Larianne wrote: »

Been grossed out on boards twice in the one night. Well done people of boards.

I was only messing anyway, I only have a beard under my chins because I was sick of tying it when eating :pac: The night I did it I was told I looked like an upside-down Jedward.

bfocusd · 21-01-2012 1:14am

amacachi wrote: »

bfocusd wrote: »

'I like your fag' hmm ... Just doesn't sound right??

Thought you meant the people.

Larianne wrote: »

Jaaaysis.

That's what I was going for. :pac:

I was using those photos to show an example of the beards..
Still, look on his face would be worth saying it.. He might just go all manly then and grow a real beard.. I hope not though.. They tiggle..

starbelgrade · 21-01-2012 1:15am

BadGirl wrote: »

Get a hair clippers, not a razor

Or a beard trimmer - they can navigate places that hair clippers can't.

And they go up to 12.

5 blades are for girly beards.

JerryHandbag · 21-01-2012 1:19am

gurramok wrote: »

Beard wearers recruiting for the Taliban now? :mad:

The Taliban were unimpressed with my stubble so when I blow myself up I only get 198 virgins in the next life

gsxr1 · 21-01-2012 1:23am

Anything over 4mm is not what the females are after.

Anything below makes them horny.

That's what im getting from this

amacachi · 21-01-2012 1:25am

gsxr1 wrote: »

Anything over 4mm is not what the females are after.

Anything below makes them horny.

That's what im getting from this

If I cared about that I'd probably be bothered shaving my face and head more than once every few years. :pac:

Larianne · 21-01-2012 1:26am

amacachi wrote: »

I was only messing anyway, I only have a beard under my chins because I was sick of tying it when eating :pac: The night I did it I was told I looked like an upside-down Jedward.

:pac:

Good to experiment with these things I guess.

gsxr1 · 21-01-2012 1:28am

amacachi wrote: »

If I cared about that I'd probably be bothered shaving my face and head more than once every few years. :pac:

:eek:

Why not care about(at least trying to) looking good?

amacachi · 21-01-2012 1:29am

gsxr1 wrote: »

:eek:

Why not care about(at least trying to) looking good?

No point in starting a battle ya have no chance of winning. :pac:

Larianne · 21-01-2012 1:31am

amacachi wrote: »

No point in starting a battle ya have no chance of winning. :pac:

So not true. (I know from experience!)

amacachi · 21-01-2012 1:32am

Larianne wrote: »

So not true. (I know from experience!)

I KNEW I saw an Adam's Apple!

JONJO THE MISER · 21-01-2012 1:33am

Theres this guy i see around Galway a lot with a awesome goatee beard, only have a stubble beard myself but would love to be able to grow a good one but no patience.

tim_holsters · 21-01-2012 1:35am

As anyone actually been a BEARD now that may be interesting.

bfocusd · 21-01-2012 1:42am

gsxr1 wrote: »

Anything over 4mm is not what the females are after.

Anything below makes them horny.

That's what im getting from this

If you want women go with the rough trimmed look, not like perfectly trimmed, this guys beard is a major no no.

http://www.mrworld.tv/contestant/showcontestant/russia/

but wolverine is fine too, need the bad boy attitude to live up to that beard though!

Jeboa Safari · 21-01-2012 1:43am

rarely, they're usually the first sign of a cunt

amacachi · 21-01-2012 1:46am

<snip>

I don't even need to meet, know or see someone to be able to cut them to the core of their very being. :pac:

Make me a proper moustache and I'll be forever in your debt. Just not ginger.

Larianne · 21-01-2012 1:48am

amacachi wrote: »

I don't even need to meet, know or see someone to be able to cut them to the core of their very being. :pac:

Make me a proper moustache and I'll be forever in your debt. Just not ginger.

I have a black haired and brown haired taches from my college days. PM me for a price. :pac:

Son Of A Vidic · 21-01-2012 1:51am

OP you should have included a Poll with this thread.

amacachi · 21-01-2012 1:56am

Larianne wrote: »

I have a black haired and brown haired taches from my college days. PM me for a price. :pac:

HRT hadn't kicked in yet? I'll stop now. :pac:
TBH I'd be after a Hulk Hogan, would just look unnatural otherwise.

gsxr1 · 21-01-2012 2:26pm

http://www.beards.org/images/albums/userpics/10001/caond003001.jpg

this is pretty cool

bfocusd · 21-01-2012 2:44pm

gsxr1 wrote: »

http://www.beards.org/images/albums/userpics/10001/caond003001.jpg

this is pretty cool

Maybe a little more on the chin?

efb · 21-01-2012 10:11pm

those designer stubble ones can fuck right off!

XenaLady · 21-01-2012 10:14pm

rather a beard or at least a nice stubble than a shaved chin, defenately :rolleyes:

XenaLady · 21-01-2012 10:16pm

gsxr1 wrote: »

Anything over 4mm is not what the females are after.

Anything below makes them horny.

That's what im getting from this

anything below 4mm is a complete turn off.

Mr Benevolent · 21-01-2012 10:17pm

XenaLady wrote: »

anything below 4mm is a complete turn off.

Surely you meant inches?

candy-gal1 · 21-01-2012 10:21pm

gsxr1 wrote: »

I leaning toward Wolferine .. He is the coolest man on earth

and the hottest!

Brian? · 21-01-2012 10:26pm

When I started my beard growing odyssey, about 12 years ago, I got all sorts of slagging women and other men. These days beards are everywhere.

That's right, I had a beard before it was cool.

Mind you, my beard is ****. I have to shave it off every 2 months because it retains too much tea in the moustache at that stage. I refuse to trim or tame it in any way.

XenaLady · 21-01-2012 10:27pm

Confab wrote: »

Surely you meant inches?

I tried to google a 4 inch beard but got pictures of some weird big bird just

Doesnt that sound a bit unhealthy, 4 inches?

efb · 21-01-2012 10:28pm

i just can't afford razor blades...

Mr Benevolent · 21-01-2012 10:30pm

XenaLady wrote: »

I tried to google a 4 inch beard but got pictures of some weird big bird just
Doesnt that sound a bit unhealthy, 4 inches?

Let me make it clear. I was making a joke about willies. On topic, I think beards are awful.

Are beards cool?

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