Forget childbirth...

Arpa

Well actually I have never experienced childbirth but there are some bloody awfully painful moments lads have to go through...

For me it's when your pubes get caught in your foreskin...that's God having a laugh.

Sorry to lower the tone, but it's AH after all.

Any others spring to mind?

The_Kew_Tour

Getting beat on FIFA 12 or Modern Warfare on xbox

brummytom

Arpa wrote: »

Well actually I have never experienced childbirth but there are some bloody awfully painful moments lads have to go through...

For me it's when your pubes get caught in your foreskin...that's God having a laugh.

Sorry to lower the tone, but it's AH after all.

Any others spring to mind?

That doesn't hurt you wimp.




Ever accidentally caught your... boys.. with a pair of scissors? Now that's pain.

chin_grin

Arpa wrote: »

Well actually I have never experienced childbirth but there are some bloody awfully painful moments lads have to go through...

Do we have to go back to that "chat" about the "birds and the bees"?

Johro

Ever get that cramp in your calf muscle? Jesus...

chin_grin

Also what's that joke about men never wanting a kick in the bollocks and yet women wanting more babies. So, what pains worse then?

Paddy Cow

Do you want to take part in an experiment to test that theory? :pac:

senorwipesalot

Worst pain ever?
The Ballingarry Uppercut.















(A kick in the bollocks from behind)

InkSlinger67

Saying "I do"

Johro

brummytom wrote: »

That doesn't hurt you wimp.




Ever accidentally caught your... boys.. with a pair of scissors? Now that's pain.

H-how d-did you...
Never mind..

KeithM89_old

Stepping on Lego barefooted.

brummytom

Johro wrote: »

H-how d-did you...
Never mind..

I believe they call it topiary.

W.Shakes-Beer

KeithM89 wrote: »

Stepping on Lego barefooted.

Screw lego!

Barefoot onto a plug (usually off the hoover)!

Or: Toothpick under big toenail and kick a wall.

ene

stepping on a upside down plug.... barefoot

shrewdness

Tearing your banjo string

davet82

gettin jocked as a kid infront of a girl you liked...

still hurts like hell

Johro

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

Screw lego!

Barefoot onto a plug (usually off the hoover)!

Or: Toothpick under big toenail and kick a wall.

:eek:gtfo

senorwipesalot

Compass in the arse cheek fairly smarted.

starbelgrade

I don't know why women whine on about the pain of childbirth.

Sure it's no more painful than having a massive, solid shit.

InkSlinger67

ene wrote: »

stepping on a upside down plug.... barefoot

I reckon the pain of knowing a rugrat placed the Lego in your way is more painful tbh. A plug is very painful though, don't get me wrong!!

KeithM89 wrote: »

Stepping on Lego barefooted.

cofy

Getting a kick into a bunion with a steel toe cap.

cofy

starbelgrade wrote: »

I don't know why women whine on about the pain of childbirth.

Sure it's no more painful than having a massive, solid shit.

I'd hate to have to use the loo after you:eek:

Johro

starbelgrade wrote: »

I don't know why women whine on about the pain of childbirth.

Sure it's no more painful than having a massive, solid shit.

To the Ladies Lounge with ya.

Arpa

senorwipesalot wrote: »

Compass in the arse cheek fairly smarted.

Yeah that stuff is evil. Or putting thumb tacks through the little hole on your mates chair in school just as he's about to sit down. I'm sure that's the only reason those chairs had holes in them...

Another balls related one was cycling a bike too big for you when you were a kid then crashing and landing on the crossbar...unless you were smart enough to crash and fall to one side

Underdraft

The_Kew_Tour wrote: »

Getting beat on FIFA 12 on xbox

Getting beat = mildly painful.

Getting made it sit thru endless goal replays of some shítty tap-in = worse than childbirth.

admiralofthefleet

Arpa wrote: »

Well actually I have never experienced childbirth but there are some bloody awfully painful moments lads have to go through...

For me it's when your pubes get caught in your foreskin...that's God having a laugh.

Sorry to lower the tone, but it's AH after all.

Any others spring to mind?

you should have stopped right there.

has stepping on an upturned plug or lego been mentioned?

senorwipesalot

davet82 wrote: »

gettin jocked as a kid infront of a girl you liked...

still hurts like hell

Whats jocked?
Is that the priests thing?

earpiece

Clearly OP you have never been for a Cystoscopy!

dxhound2005

Johro wrote: »

Ever get that cramp in your calf muscle? Jesus...

If it is not due to sports activities and is happening often it could be an indicator of an underlying medical condition. I speak from some personal experience. I won't be any more specific as it is quite properly against the rules to give medical advice here.

davet82

senorwipesalot wrote: »

Whats jocked?
Is that the priests thing?

gettin your pants pulled down...

could easily be a priest thing though i guess :rolleyes:

Arpa

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

you should have stopped right there.

I thought it was an eloquently written opening line in that it led on from the thread title, addressing the topic that childbirth, whilst painful, can never be fully understood by a male, but I'm sure there are probably some comparable experiences. Furthermore, it's true. Clear it up for you?

Ruire

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

Screw lego!

Barefoot onto a plug (usually off the hoover)!

Or: Toothpick under big toenail and kick a wall.

Stepped on a sewing needle that had gotten caught in the rug once. I was all of ten, there was no one else in the house, and pulling it out of the sole of my foot was fun.

Johro

This one time I was using a big f#ck-off rotary hammer drill with a 16 inch long, one-inch diameter drillbit to put a hole in a stone chimney wall for one inch pipe, didn't have much room so was kinda hunched over the drill, drill-bit got stuck in wall, drill swung round and the big cylinder part in middle smacked me in the jaw and knocked my head into the wall. I saw stars.
Lesson learned: Get behind the drill.

TanG411

Man flu. Nothing worse.

starbelgrade

ThinksAmoral wrote: »

Man flu. Nothing worse.

A paper cut along the slit of your Japs' eye. That'd be worse.

Johro

dxhound2005 wrote: »

If it is not due to sports activities and is happening often it could be an indicator of an underlying medical condition. I speak from some personal experience. I won't be any more specific as it is quite properly against the rules to give medical advice here.

Nah, happened a couple of times. Hurts like f#ck though.

gsxr1

What is wrong with men these days.. Feckin hell.

I broke my wrist and worked on with it for 3 weeks. . Roofing a house.

I broke my ankle and did not go to hospital till the day after. After the doctor told me to. He called an ambulance

Broke my tibia Falling of a sports bike (that did hurt a fair bit). I may have pissed myself.

5 ribs smashed and it stung a bit for a while. Other bits and bobs broken in the quest to be a normal man who likes sports and ruff.


THEN I SEE SOME POOF ON BOARDs WHINE ABOUT HIS PUBES ... Fecking hell

I hope you do not plan to move to Australia with the rest of developing irish. They might think we are all a bit ................

davet82

starbelgrade wrote: »

A paper cut along the slit of your Japs' eye. That'd be worse.

paper fetish?

Johro

ThinksAmoral wrote: »

Man flu. Nothing worse.

I'll see your man flu and raise you toothache or ear infection. Having said that, I had a flu over Christmas that I thought was gonna finish me off.

Doc Ruby

Arpa wrote: »

For me it's when your pubes get caught in your foreskin...that's God having a laugh.

How is that even possible? Have we time warped back to the 1970s?

Johro

starbelgrade wrote: »

A paper cut along the slit of your Japs' eye. That'd be worse.

Magazine ****?

Johro

gsxr1 wrote: »

What is wrong with men these days.. Feckin hell.

I broke my wrist and worked on with it for 3 weeks. . Roofing a house.

I broke my ankle and did not go to hospital till the day after. After the doctor told me to. He called an ambulance

Broke my tibia Falling of a sports bike (that did hurt a fair bit). I may have pissed myself.

5 ribs smashed and it stung a bit for a while. Other bits and bobs broken in the quest to be a normal man who likes sports and ruff.


THEN I SEE SOME POOF ON BOARDs WHINE ABOUT HIS PUBES ... Fecking hell

I hope you do not plan to move to Australia with the rest of developing irish. They might think we are all a bit ................

I once stubbed my toe. Took a week off.

Bruthal

Johro wrote: »

Ever get that cramp in your calf muscle? Jesus...

Or both calf`s together, brutal.

strobe

Someone (for some reason only they really know the answer to) e-mailed me a video of a guy getting a sheet of paper dragged really quickly down along their japs eye before... That's right... japs eye paper cut...

I'm sorry.

Reloc8

How the bloody hell do you catch your pubes in your foreskin ?

krudler

starbelgrade wrote: »

A paper cut along the slit of your Japs' eye. That'd be worse.

I just winced a little, jaysus.

davet82

strobe wrote: »

Someone (for some reason only they really know the answer to) e-mailed me a video of a guy getting a sheet of paper dragged really quickly down along their japs eye before... That's right... japs eye paper cut...

I'm sorry.

I think we know who it was now from our previous poster :rolleyes:

Arpa

gsxr1 wrote: »

What is wrong with men these days.. Feckin hell.

I broke my wrist and worked on with it for 3 weeks. . Roofing a house.

I broke my ankle and did not go to hospital till the day after. After the doctor told me to. He called an ambulance

Broke my tibia Falling of a sports bike (that did hurt a fair bit). I may have pissed myself.

5 ribs smashed and it stung a bit for a while. Other bits and bobs broken in the quest to be a normal man who likes sports and ruff.


THEN I SEE SOME POOF ON BOARDs WHINE ABOUT HIS PUBES ... Fecking hell

I hope you do not plan to move to Australia with the rest of developing irish. They might think we are all a bit ................

You're just like action man mate. "I don't go to hospital until the day afterwards". That doesn't make you hard, just a bit slow. Out there in Oz breaking up your body but not givin a sh*t. Doin' us proud. It's grand though, cus I have a job here.

Everyone has broken something or other in their lifetime, but I was talking about those annoying little things like when you get your pubes caught in your foreskin when you move, or paper cuts..or standing on a nail. Keep up.

Doc Ruby

Reloc8 wrote: »

How the bloody hell do you catch your pubes in your foreskin ?

And whats keeping them there? Are people lubing up with superglue these days? :eek:

Johro

strobe wrote: »

Someone (for some reason only they really know the answer to) e-mailed me a video of a guy getting a sheet of paper dragged really quickly down along their japs eye before... That's right... japs eye paper cut...

I'm sorry.

A sheet of paper? A4 or A3?

davet82

Reloc8 wrote: »

How the bloody hell do you catch your pubes in your foreskin ?

if somebody pm's you with a video, dont open it!!