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Limericks?

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  • 22-01-2012 12:45am
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    Socialist_Pig
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    Anyone else like them?of course they have to be slightly rude and crude!

    there was a young man named dave,
    who kept a dead whore in a cave,
    you have to admit,
    I'm a bit of a sh1t,
    but just think of the money I've saved:D

    whats your favourites?


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    Socialist_Pig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 321 ✭✭Socialist_Pig


    Ah a bit too low brow for the literature forum I see:pac:


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    Harry Angstrom
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    There once was a girl from Nantucket.....

    (We'd better leave it at that)


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    PurpleBee
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    Harry Angstrom wrote: »
    There once was a girl from Nantucket.....

    (We'd better leave it at that)

    ....whose head got stuck in a bucket...


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    Harry Angstrom
    Registered Users Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    PurpleBee wrote: »
    ....whose head got stuck in a bucket...

    And try as she might
    It was just way too tight
    So in the end she just said "Feck it"



    (She had Irish roots) :)


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    Socialist_Pig
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    the best thing about good limericks is that they dont really have to use expletives but you get the gist...

    There was a young man from Aberystwyth
    Who found a young girl to play whist with.
    Then, when they were able,
    Reached under the table
    And played with the things that they p1ssed with.


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    Crucifix
    Registered Users Posts: 3,437 ✭✭✭Crucifix


    Socialist_Pig wrote: »
    Ah a bit too low brow for the literature forum I see:pac:

    there can be classy limericks:

    The Raven

    There once was a girl named Lenore
    And a bird and a bust and a door
    And a guy with depression
    And a whole lot of questions
    And the bird always says "Nevermore."


    I Wandered Lonely As a Cloud

    There once was a poet named Will
    Who tramped his way over a hill
    And was speechless for hours
    Over some stupid flowers
    This was years before TV, but still


    Dulce et Decorum Est

    The death of a comrade from gas,
    Led young Owen to cry out, "Alas,
    this is nasty and gory,
    there's nothing of glory,
    and Horace talked out of his ass."


    The Tyger

    To the works of the heavenly choir
    No mere mortal could ever aspire.
    There's just one thing, dear Lord,
    That I fear you've ignored:
    I think that my tiger's on fire.


    Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night

    There was an old father of Dylan
    Who was seriously, mortally illin'
    "I want," Dylan said
    "You to bitch till you're dead.
    "I'll be cheesed if you kick it while chillin'."


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