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The most implausible movie ever

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  • #52
    Tea_Bag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Tea_Bag


    this is quickly going to turn into a 'worst movie ever' thread, so ill end it early.

    Armageddon.


  • #53
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Prequels I don't think I have ever really enjoyed any of them.

    What is the point of starting a saga when you already know the end.

    The 3 star wars prequels were muck.


  • #54
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    44leto wrote: »
    Prequels I don't think I have ever really enjoyed any of them.

    What is the point of starting a saga when you already know the end.

    The 3 star wars prequels were muck.

    How dare you????


    What would the Ewoks say?


  • #55
    Underdraft
    Closed Accounts Posts: 323 ✭✭Underdraft


    Millicent wrote: »
    I assume you've never seen The Room then? :D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ4KzClb1C4


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plz-bhcHryc


    Comedy gold.

    Oh Hai Millicent! How about some more clips honk?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOdjtiOMGbA


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF_-5pZ_kxY


  • #56
    u_c_thesecond
    Registered Users Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭u_c_thesecond


    efb wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjvnkznigsE


    Reese Witherspoon, two hot guys fighting over her?

    This is more implausible than Jurrasic Park

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fUGC77EaIc

    no 1. those 2 guys are not "Hot" Ugh i hate pretty boys. If they had long hair they be hot:D

    no 2. whats with the spanish/french italian family guy? and its relevence to the other vid???

    ps- J U R A S S I C ;)


  • #57
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    u_c_thesecond wrote: »
    no 2. whats with the spanish/french italian family guy? and its relevence to the other vid???
    If you watch it to the end, her chin is used to open a vault door.


  • #58
    Millicent
    Registered Users Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    Underdraft wrote: »
    Oh Hai Millicent! How about some more clips honk?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOdjtiOMGbA


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF_-5pZ_kxY

    You're my favourite customer poster.


  • #59
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    The movie where the lad goes to the place and realises he's not a lad.

    That one never made any sense to me.


  • #60
    Underdraft
    Closed Accounts Posts: 323 ✭✭Underdraft


    That new Star Trek movie come to think of it. Yeah I know it's sci-fi or whatever but in it you have guy rising from being a first year cadet to being in charge of the entire ship within the space of about an hour.


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  • #61
    MyKeyG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,282 ✭✭✭MyKeyG


    Underdraft wrote: »
    That new Star Trek movie come to think of it. Yeah I know it's sci-fi or whatever but in it you have guy rising from being a first year cadet to being in charge of the entire ship within the space of about an hour.
    The fact that
    Spock travels through time and ends up meeting his younger self
    wouldn't be top of your plausibility list?


  • #62
    Reamer Fanny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭Reamer Fanny


    Avatar


  • #63
    AngryBollix
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    Inception was gash and Debbie didnt do Dallas


  • #64
    Underdraft
    Closed Accounts Posts: 323 ✭✭Underdraft


    MyKeyG wrote: »
    The fact that
    Spock travels through time and ends up meeting his younger self
    wouldn't be top of your plausibility list?

    Not really. All that paradox/time-travel guff is fairly well established and accepted within the fictional universe of Star Trek. However the whole chain of command concept and the idea that a Captain has earned his/her rank is taken more seriously by the shows makers and they try to follow a 'realistic' hierarchy (or at least tried to until this movie anyway).


  • #65
    Boscoirl
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    Madagascar


  • #66
    mikemac1
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    Signs

    Aliens invade planet Earth but unfortunately for them they can be killed with water


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  • #67
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Originally Posted by Underdraft viewpost.gif
    That new Star Trek movie come to think of it. Yeah I know it's sci-fi or whatever but in it you have guy rising from being a first year cadet to being in charge of the entire ship within the space of about an hour.

    Fecking heresy and if I was a mod I would ban you forever. you are talking about James Tiberius Kirk. I don't understand how that film didn't win 12 oscars.
    I jest but I have to say i loved that film, I am a scifi head and this is star trek.


  • #68
    LighterGuy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    Trivia:

    You think the story of 'This Means War' is silly enough?
    Its actually based on the classic Spy vs Spy comic strip. Picture to refresh peoples memories.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJC7DIP5JIw


    1 thing comes to mind, why in the hell did Hollywood pay the comic book company for the license? :confused: .. they could of just created the movie they wanted without paying spy vs spy a dime.


  • #69
    PrettyBoy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,213 ✭✭✭PrettyBoy


    Teeth.


  • #70
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Underdraft wrote: »
    That new Star Trek movie come to think of it. Yeah I know it's sci-fi or whatever but in it you have guy rising from being a first year cadet to being in charge of the entire ship within the space of about an hour.

    NEEERRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD


  • #71
    G_R
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    Harry Potter.... I mean a Ginger that has friends? Pfft. Yeah right.


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  • #72
    Underdraft
    Closed Accounts Posts: 323 ✭✭Underdraft


    Grand_Rajnah wrote: »
    Harry Potter.... I mean a Ginger that has friends? Pfft. Yeah right.

    Most of his friends are family members and all the cool kids at the school hate him. So they got it fairly right.


  • #73
    Irish Guitarist
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    Not the most implausible ever, but I recently saw a film called Paradox which is about a parallel Earth where magic is the basis for technology and crime solving (although for some reason they have mobile phones which look a lot like the ones we have). In this parallel Earth Winston Churchill is a powerful wizard who is still alive because, as anyone will tell you, wizards live a long time because of the magic inside them.

    The Wikipedia page pretty much gives away the entire 'plot' including the ending. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_%28film%29


  • #74
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    'An Inconvenient Truth' by Al Gore


  • #75
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    Time Bandits


  • #76
    sensibleken
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    Fatal Deviation: Not implausable but just a damned disgrace it didnt win an oscar


  • #77
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Ghostbusters 2


  • #78
    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    The never ending story 2: wait..what?


  • #79
    Seanie06
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    I go with Cowboys and Aliens!!


  • #80
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,151 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    44 Inch Chest.

    Saw it on Film 4 a couple of nights ago, and it seemed to be a bunch of old cockney gangsters calling each other cants for the entire film.

    Film 4 were cants for showing it and wasting my facking time.:(


  • #81
    Capt'n Midnight
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    mikemac1 wrote: »
    Signs

    Aliens invade planet Earth but unfortunately for them they can be killed with water
    Just like Triffids so



    But most of Hollywood physics , people walking away from car crashes and ejection seats


    But stuff like silence of the lambs , most serial killer movies where the killer plays mind games three steps ahead of the police


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  • #82
    SafeSurfer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,737 ✭✭✭SafeSurfer


    Old Boy. The ultimate revenge movie. Obsessive a bit implausible.

    Multo autem ad rem magis pertinet quallis tibi vide aris quam allis



  • #83
    Morlar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar


    'Sharktopus'

    Or

    'Octo-saur vs Dino-shark'.

    They are so bad they are worse.


  • #84
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Sunshine: Reigniting the sun with a nuke. :rolleyes:


  • #85
    working fool
    Registered Users Posts: 813 ✭✭✭working fool


    Happy feet 2


  • #86
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    The Day After Tomorrow surely has to be it.

    That movie barely made an sense and since we're talking about a Roland Emmerich movie I guess we can lump in 2012, too!

    The neutrinos have mutated!


  • #87
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    The neutrinos have mutated!

    The latinos have mutated. And they're heating up the planet!


  • #88
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,151 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Independence Day, where a technologically advanced civilisation capable of intergalactic travel, is fucked up by a computer virus knocked together by Jeff Goldblum over a coffee.


  • #89
    the groutch
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    Lord Of The Rings, if it really happened, they'd just fly to Mount Doom on one of those eagles to destroy the ring


  • #90
    Mammanabammana
    Registered Users Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Mammanabammana


    the groutch wrote: »
    Lord Of The Rings, if it really happened, they'd just fly to Mount Doom on one of those eagles to destroy the ring

    They wouldn't. The flying nazgul would get them. Also, the bit Frodo had to go to was INSIDE the mountain so Sauron would have seen them being dropped off, known what they were at, blocked the entrance and sent armies of orcs after them.

    What seems MORE implausible about that movie (and book) is that Mount Doom is the ONE place on the entire planet where the ring can be detroyed and while there may be hundreds or thousands of orcs milling around it at a distance all day and night, the inside of the mountain and the entrance is basically unguarded.


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  • #91
    Fluorescence
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 8,490 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fluorescence


    LeighH wrote: »
    The latinos have mutated. And they're heating up the planet!

    Love Dara O Briain! :D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4LxBcBad8Y


    2012 has to be up there for crappest movie of all time.


  • #92
    hidinginthebush
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,679 ✭✭✭hidinginthebush


    the groutch wrote: »
    Lord Of The Rings, if it really happened, they'd just fly to Mount Doom on one of those eagles to destroy the ring

    This argument popped up in a thread recently. If I remember correctly (and it's years since I've read the book), but the eagles weren't really arsed with what was happening either way, they only jumped in at the end since they saw that Frodo was worthy of getting a lift back, and they knew what side had won the war.


  • #93
    chickendinner
    Registered Users Posts: 180 ✭✭chickendinner


    The Unbelievable Truth


  • #94
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,233 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    The neutrinos have mutated!
    Never saw the film, that is hilarious though

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #95
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Independence Day, where a technologically advanced civilisation capable of intergalactic travel, is fucked up by a computer virus knocked together by Jeff Goldblum over a coffee.

    Transfered across by a mac of all things.


  • #96
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Star Wars, why didn't Princess Leia just Email the plans of the Death Star to the rebels.


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  • #97
    LordSutch
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    The Day after Tomorrow.


  • #98
    Aydin Damp Wasp
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    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0298814/

    the earth has stopped spinning and we didn't all get thrown off. in fact "birds acting crazy" is the worst disaster
    exploding the centre of the earth will make it start spinning again

    ...


  • #99
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    I did like the name of the metal used to make the craft in "The Core" onobtainium


  • #100
    Orando Broom
    Registered Users Posts: 3,351 ✭✭✭Orando Broom


    Underdraft wrote: »
    That new Star Trek movie come to think of it. Yeah I know it's sci-fi or whatever but in it you have guy rising from being a first year cadet to being in charge of the entire ship within the space of about an hour.

    The result of the Croke Park agreement, mofo.


  • #101
    Daith
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    Commando is the correct answer

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teSmRfAtDOU


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