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The most implausible movie ever

efb · 2012-01-22 23:04:59

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjvnkznigsE Reese Witherspoon, two hot guys fighting over her? This is more implausible than Jurrasic Park https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fUGC77EaIc

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#102 23-01-2012 3:50pm

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I'll give ye one. The Dark Knight. How did The Joker know that Batman would go for Rachel instead of Harvey and then know that reverse psychology would work ensuring that Batman mistakenly rescues Harvey.

How did he know that both the cops and Batman would only achieve or miss thier respective targets by merem minutes?

How did The Joker know that Harvey would live but require treatment and that he would be brought ot Gothem General. The amount of explosives required to blow up the hospital would mean planning weeks in advance.

How did The Joker know that Commissioner Gordon would close the bridgers and use the water taxis to ferry everyone off?

How did The Joker know that all the prisoners would be taken off the Island by ferry? there was a chance that they would have been taken out over a bridge.

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#103 23-01-2012 3:54pm

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Paddy Cow wrote: »

Teeth A film about a teenage girl who has teeth in her lady parts
Tobey becomes aggressive and shakes Dawn, resulting in her smacking her head on the ground. While she is recovering from disorientation, Tobey takes this as his chance to begin raping her. Dawn fights back and inadvertently bites off his penis with her vagina. Horrified, he stumbles away and she flees the scene.

If that was me, there wouldn't be anything 'inadvertent' about it.

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#104 23-01-2012 3:55pm

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Fight club.

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#105 23-01-2012 4:01pm

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bluewolf wrote: »

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0298814/

the earth has stopped spinning and we didn't all get thrown off. in fact "birds acting crazy" is the worst disaster
exploding the centre of the earth will make it start spinning again

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why would we have been thrown off

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#106 23-01-2012 4:16pm

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Any of those low budget (less than $1) films on the Sy-Fy channel, eg War of The Worlds 2, where they did such clever things as modify jet-fighters so that they could fly to Mars in about 10 minutes to shoot the crap out of the Martians, or where (for some peculiar reason) the Martians built a replica dusty American town for captured humans to live in, and just in case you weren't fooled, the sky was tinged red to give it that authentic Martian feel.........................

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#107 23-01-2012 4:19pm

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Just remembered this one.

The Hive. Swarms of ants running at about 20kmph and ants who have formed their body into all ant suoer computers. swesome syfy nonsence.

god i miss that channel

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#108 23-01-2012 4:34pm

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Too many to mention!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-tRErs5UcI

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#109 23-01-2012 4:42pm

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44leto wrote: »

Star Wars, why didn't Princess Leia just Email the plans of the Death Star to the rebels.

A long long time ago in a Galaxy Far Far away.......

It took eircom 9 months to wire my house for a phone line not 10 years ago and I was only 200 feet from the exchange - and that was without broadband. So it would have been easier for me to use a Nilfisk shaped robot to send my electronic documents back then too.

And on topic

The Expendables.....

and I don't doubt

The Expendables 2

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#110 23-01-2012 4:48pm

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sensibleken wrote: »

why would we have been thrown off

http://starryskies.com/articles/2003/09/earth.rotation.html

maybe not enough to surpass escape velocity, but we wouldn't be calmly walking around anyway

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#111 23-01-2012 5:00pm

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Orando Broom wrote: »

I'll give ye one. The Dark Knight. How did The Joker know that Batman would go for Rachel instead of Harvey and then know that reverse psychology would work ensuring that Batman mistakenly rescues Harvey.

How did he know that both the cops and Batman would only achieve or miss thier respective targets by merem minutes?

How did The Joker know that Harvey would live but require treatment and that he would be brought ot Gothem General. The amount of explosives required to blow up the hospital would mean planning weeks in advance.

How did The Joker know that Commissioner Gordon would close the bridgers and use the water taxis to ferry everyone off?

How did The Joker know that all the prisoners would be taken off the Island by ferry? there was a chance that they would have been taken out over a bridge.

Maybe the scenes in the Movie were really weeks/months apart from each other?

(Jesus, I am close to taking your funny post serious) Joker had guys on the inside with the cops, remember. He probably had it well planned. It might have been crazy, but he was smart

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#112 23-01-2012 5:03pm

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bluewolf wrote: »

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0298814/

the earth has stopped spinning and we didn't all get thrown off. in fact "birds acting crazy" is the worst disaster
exploding the centre of the earth will make it start spinning again

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The Earth didn't stop spinning.....just the core.

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#113 23-01-2012 5:04pm

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THall04 wrote: »

The Earth didn't stop spinning.....just the core.

okay, vaporise the oceans instead. it's still bad physics is all

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#114 23-01-2012 5:07pm

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bluewolf wrote: »

http://starryskies.com/articles/2003/09/earth.rotation.html

maybe not enough to surpass escape velocity, but we wouldn't be calmly walking around anyway

ah. I thought you were saying gravity was related to spinning as ive heard that before from some people. lol, did the earth just stop spinning all of a sudden in that film?

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#115 23-01-2012 5:13pm

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sensibleken wrote: »

ah. I thought you were saying gravity was related to spinning as ive heard that before from some people. lol, did the earth just stop spinning all of a sudden in that film?

the core apparently
from what i remember
i think it was supposed to be sudden, so either way, it would have a tad more effect than "the birds are acting crazy"

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#116 23-01-2012 6:27pm

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ScienceNerd wrote: »

The Passion of the Christ

Yawn.:rolleyes:

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#117 23-01-2012 6:43pm

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Originally Posted by ScienceNerd
The Passion of the Christ

I thought that was good, a film about sadomasochism and bondage.

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#118 23-01-2012 7:11pm

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Face/Off.

Great show though.

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#119 23-01-2012 7:26pm

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oh I remember the knowing now. Oh yeah, that was bollocks. There were rabbits in it for some reason.

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#120 24-01-2012 4:06am

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Daith wrote: »

Commando is the correct answer

Sin! Blasphemy! GOD IS ANGRY WITH YOU :mad:

:pac:

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#121 24-01-2012 4:39am

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You people in this thread have serious bad taste in bad implausible movies when I think of a fictional movie they are all implausible, with the exception of any Star trek films or series.

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#122 24-01-2012 6:10am

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Lady in the Water

Brownian Movement

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#123 24-01-2012 7:41am

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Blitz

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#124 24-01-2012 11:06am

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Ultraviolet. Milla Jovovich must have just done it for the money!

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#125 24-01-2012 12:42pm

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Underdraft wrote: »

That new Star Trek movie come to think of it. Yeah I know it's sci-fi or whatever but in it you have guy rising from being a first year cadet to being in charge of the entire ship within the space of about an hour.

Actually he was at the academy for 3 years before he gets to be in charge of a ship.

I know, I know... I am a nerd :P

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