The YooToob thread

dr.fuzzenstein

I want two possible endings. Cyclist with a busted lip or some chancer hopping on his bike and racing off.
Not a regular cyclist I would guess. Too fat.

Pique

Too sillibows.

Out the way tossa.

GvidoR

GTE

String wrote: »

The perfect crash of an idiot, almost.

- Drive like an idiot
- Crash
- Dont hit anyone
- Kindly deposit themselves in the hedge so they don't block anyone.

YbFocus

We were talking about gt86's earlier in the chat thread I said I'd throw this up here!
When they become cheaper...

I once had a piss with Fredrick in Mondello Park and he chatted away like I'd known him forever, twas a weird moment. One urinal to another :pac:

Interslice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFo2-8wF4M0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y93MYaTx6M

Dartz

Aahhh ****...

Interslice

Dartz wrote: »

Aahhh ****...

Tires

ardmacha

Expect the unexpected! I hope the guy in front has seat covers, or he may have brown seats.

Dartz

Interslice wrote: »

Tires

Looks like it got kicked off by a catseye or something. It's a really peculiar one.

Pique

Dartz wrote: »

Looks like it got kicked off by a catseye or something. It's a really peculiar one.

Peculiar? It's simple hydroplaning. He was flying, the road was soaking and the tyres weren't up to it.

FYI, that's how quick it can happen.

tossy

Pique wrote: »

Peculiar? It's simple hydroplaning. He was flying, the road was soaking and the tyres weren't up to it.

FYI, that's how quick it can happen.

Exactly if you look/listen to the video just before he loses control he hits a massive amount of standing water.

SuperS54

ardmacha wrote: »

Expect the unexpected! I hope the guy in front has seat covers, or he may have brown seats.

I actually rode a motorcycle through there about 1 hour before this on that day, was well soaked by the time I got home. At about 3 or 4 seconds in you can see the boulder dislodging from the mountain top.

Sterling Archer

http://vimeo.com/108230034

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr8HDMvvEW0

RandomAccess

Discovered a very good youtube channel,
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEsbHTupMY0Ul3nb9FFGF_g

Think he is based in Germany, but theres no dialog so not a problem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x5xSFybmT4

On the BMW M4 review/test drive, the car sounds a lot better than many of the other reviews I've heard, not sure why!?

Also its the first review I've seen where they bothered to lift the bonnet, and lo and behold theres a ginormous charge cooler under there!
Never seen one of those on a production car before, but maybe they are not uncommon.


Mercedes E400 (saw an E400 convertible in Gorey today - UK reg of course:()

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6-N1jQ-Xns

Mercedes C220 (Think its a direct injection petrol - sounds diesel like!)
edit - actually it is a Diesel, the badging confused me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBn3zC-E0Oc

mb1725

This guy had enough of his Chinese knock off X5 :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPCAbsVvf0k

Watching too much Clarkson too I would say!

Bigus

mb1725 wrote: »

This guy had enough of his Chinese knock off X5 :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=

Watching too much Clarkson too I would say!

They should have crash it remotely instead .

BigEejit

mb1725 wrote: »

This guy had enough of his Chinese knock off X5 :

Watching too much Clarkson too I would say!

He was a bit close to the motor when it went up..... I wonder how old it was, the rust on the brake disc was nice

dr.fuzzenstein

BigEejit wrote: »

He was a bit close to the motor when it went up..... I wonder how old it was, the rust on the brake disc was nice

I think I heard them say it was 10 years old.

Dartz

It's basically how the Chinese motor industry works.... it's all about appearrances on the surface and keeping up appearrances. Chinese motorists want a car that looks luxury and looks upmarket, with lots of onboard toys and 'luxury' features, while the rest of the car really doesn't matter to them. It's how you can have a big comfy 4 door saloon with a lot of advertised toys, coupled to an anemic engine driving a 3-speed automatic with overdrive. It's a lot like the old malaise-era Detroit cars, built to last a few years and give the flash impression of awesome newness and luxury features, but built massively down to the bare minimum everwhere you couldn't see. And in any places you could.

It's basically an entire automotive industry selling variants of the Wagon Queen Family Truckster.

nd

Odyssey 2005

nd wrote: »

If it were only that easy and quick.:D
Good video though

YbFocus

This chap has such control, seamless drive!

DoBhrionn

A while ago this was posted...

Pique wrote: »

Ken Block is back.
845WHP 4wd '67 Mustang.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qanlirrRWs

...now here's the car

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKBICDja6Sg

*Kol*

DoBhrionn wrote: »

A while ago this was posted...




...now here's the car

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKBICDja6Sg

Great piece. After watching that you can probably say that no Mustangs were harmed in the making of that film!!

nd

dr.fuzzenstein

*Kol* wrote: »

Great piece. After watching that you can probably say that no Mustangs were harmed in the making of that film!!

Then I can dig it!

YbFocus

Thought ye'd like a bit of homebrewed straight through SR20 goodness
Cut the video because I doubt ye'd want to sit through 15 mins of it either

Pique

Rolling start from c.50kph

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkC_ZZueQ6c

200kg lighter, 250bhp more, 110Nm torques more, what did we think was gonna happen?
There's no replacement for displacement.

Hal1

Car impressions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRLKwEvqg2E

GvidoR

Human-powered Lada.

hi5

The12thMan

Epic!!!! asshatary

dr.fuzzenstein

The12thMan wrote: »

Epic!!!! asshatary

At least he nailed the cnut. I hate people who are too stupid to drive at a reasonable speed and to inbred and thick to allow anyone else past them.
Official:
I condemn the reckless actions of the lorry driver in the strongest possible terms
/Official
But not like that thick little sh*t in the pickup wasn't asking for it.

edit:
unless the truck was blocking the "fast" lane. I cannot tell which side they drive on, because everyone is all over the place.

Pique

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

At least he nailed the cnut. .

:eek::eek::eek:

WTF? OK the Hilux may have been driving stupidly and without any awareness of the truck but god-damn, the truck was lethal. He could've taken anyone out who happened to be in the way.

rizzodun

Both the pickup driver and the truck driver need to watch Frozen....

Dartz

I ****ing hate that film.

dr.fuzzenstein

Pique wrote: »

:eek::eek::eek:

WTF? OK the Hilux may have been driving stupidly and without any awareness of the truck but god-damn, the truck was lethal. He could've taken anyone out who happened to be in the way.

Oh yes, the truck driver is baths*t crazy. The Toyota driver is the perfect example of a guy who says "I drive whichever way I see fit and fcuk anyone else". Usually the type to speed up and move out when overtaken and to do that to a truck should be instant license gone. When you point out to these people that one day they're going to piss off the wrong guy, they usually respond with posturing and laugh it off. The above is a good clip to point out that its better not to start sh*t on the road in the first place, especially some self appointed road warrior who thinks he should enforce the rules of the road. Yesr, truck driver is mental, but Toyota driver is a repressed wild west sheriff and got himself stuffed in a wall.

Cheensbo

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

edit:
unless the truck was blocking the "fast" lane. I cannot tell which side they drive on, because everyone is all over the place.

Thailand, "officially" they drive on the left!

All that meandering & weaving tends to work well there too, well, apart from when extreme road rage is applied :pac:

rizzodun

Dartz wrote: »

I ****ing hate that film.

Is that you hilux driver?

The12thMan

rizzodun wrote: »

Is that you hilux driver?

he meant frozen

seagull

rizzodun wrote: »

Both the pickup driver and the truck driver need to watch Frozen....

I agree they're both acting the maggot, and deserve punishment, but do you not think that's a little too severe?

*Kol*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFPgG45lEDE

rizzodun

The12thMan wrote: »

he meant frozen

I know what he meant, I was merely ripping the piss out of his reply, which sounded wound up like the Hilux driver...

Dartz

Felix Wankel's parrot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq4iSXZbKfc

String

String

Veloce

String wrote: »

Reminds me of that Simpsons episode - Homer vs the city of New York:

dr.fuzzenstein

String wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BAMAT-mw6E

The usual applies. If you park within the rules, you won't get clamped.
Also, this genius will have caused a LOT more damage to the car than the few bucks to have the clamp taken off.
I'd hate to see her drop the kids off at school in that panzer, I bet she parks across two lanes of traffic. I hate self-entitled arseholes like that. I hope they got her for the full amount, plus interest plus fine and a bit on top just for the hell of it.

edit:
If you check out what she was auditioning for, it makes a lot of sense:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_Girls_Club

biko

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfuE00qdhLA