Recession Sex

davet82

New term i've heard lately, apparently we cant do the things we really wanna do like get pissed with our mates the weekend, buy video games or for woman shopping... and more shopping because we're all broke so we're all at home bonking cause its free (although there are whispers of a tax in budget 2012) and as there is nothing better to do...

anybody else enjoying recession sex or found any upsides to our recession

Mr Benevolent

I get it one a week whether there's recession or not.

smash

recession sex? Are hookers cheaper these days?

meganj

davet82 wrote: »

buy video games or for woman shopping... and more shopping

Technically buying video games is shopping.

RachaelVO

Sure why not have loads of it, sure according to this thread

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=76697049

there's official govt viagra for us all. So sorted! (thread worth a look even if it's just for the puns)

Nothingbetter2d

smash wrote: »

recession sex? Are hookers cheaper these days?

lol only the ones with 50% more clap

gbee

I must get one of those med cards, my recession sex is totally deflated, goes down lower with each eviction notice.

Nothingbetter2d

gbee wrote: »

I must get one of those med cards, my recession sex is totally deflated, goes down lower with each eviction notice.

if your recession sex is deflated you need a pump and a puncture repair kit for that blow up doll of yours

bicardi19

So will the tax work like the whole new T.V license thing?
You don't have a tv but you have to pay it anyway just incase.

Your not having sex but seeing as you have "the equipment" we are going to tax you, just to be safe.

Giblet

Well, if you masturbate, you are availing of the service through different means. So all men have to pay basically.

Those who don't are liars

Wattle

There's a recession on but I'm still sexy

davet82

meganj wrote: »

Technically buying video games is shopping.

no technicallity about it...

Feeona

I prefer upturn sex

davet82

Feeona wrote: »

I prefer upturn sex

Is that a style like doggie or the upside down helicoptor :rolleyes:

Feeona

davet82 wrote: »

Is that a style like doggie or the upside down helicoptor :rolleyes:

Ask your da

davet82

Feeona wrote: »

Ask your da

went off had a smoke and a think...

no coming back from that one lol

Yahew

Recession sex, huh?







No recession in my house.

davet82

Yahew wrote: »

Recession sex, huh?







No recession in my house.

Quit your job and stop paying your mortgage for more sex then :cool:

stupidusername

yeah I'm on JSA, and can't really afford to go out much now, or meet my friends, so I schlick all the day long. if i had a boyfriend it would be replaced with sex I suppose... though that's quite a bit more work.

confuseddotcom

gbee wrote: »

I must get one of those med cards, my recession sex is totally deflated, goes down lower with each eviction notice.

If yer not eligible for the Medical Card try G.P. Doctor's Visit Cards FTW!

44leto

A Freudian slip, I read the thread title as a recession in sex, which for me its a 1929 great depression in sex, all key indicators are down there is a need to inject a stimulus into my sex life economy.

stupidusername

44leto wrote: »

A Freudian slip, I read the thread title as a recession in sex, which for me its a 1929 great depression in sex, all key indicators are down there is a need to inject a stimulus into my sex life economy.

ah, it's only important when you're not getting it!

Sky King

smash wrote: »

recession sex? Are hookers cheaper these days?

Yes, substantially.

Deus Ex Machina

This is actually the worst thread I've ever seen.

44leto

stupidusername wrote: »

ah, it's only important when you're not getting it!

LOL
That's so true, when the drought ends it will be more a relief then a pleasure

Yes, substantially.

What an interesting site:(

Sex workers in general earn less then they did before this age, the reason is our liberalism sex these days is more freely available.

John Doe1

some sad stories here well thank god my new gf is 21 and constantly up for it:D

Sky King

I agree, she's great.

revell

I have both recession and no sex:mad:

44leto

revell wrote: »

I have both recession and no sex:mad:

That sounds like a depression.

Sky King

Confab wrote: »

I get it one a week whether there's recession or not.

Fcukin civil service. :rolleyes:

dark_shadow

revell wrote: »

I have both recession and no sex:mad:

Just as well you have your hands so:p

gbee

dark_shadow wrote: »

Just as well you have your hands so:p

What? Where, how? Hands need something to work with, when depression is this deep, hands don't work, ain't funny. TBH

bite30

:P

Confab wrote: »

I get it one a week whether there's recession or not.

lookly you

44leto

Originally Posted by Confab
I get it one a week whether there's recession or not.

Where where, were do I go,

Captain_Generic

Well with welfare (i went there) as it is kids are a nice little earner

Meow_Meow

For some reason the recession has made me a whole lot less picky when it comes to men. The other day a dude online offered to become my 'sponsor' *cough*dirtyoldman*cough* and I'd be lying if I said I didn't consider it :P

Captain_Generic

Meow_Meow wrote: »

For some reason the recession has made me a whole lot less picky when it comes to men. The other day a dude online offered to become my 'sponsor' *cough*dirtyoldman*cough* and I'd be lying if I said I didn't consider it :P

Ah right, he wanted to sponsor you with his penis

whatsamsn

Is the whole 'recession sex' real? or just some BS the papers are spinning? :pac:

I heard it was something to do with more babies being born in recent times compared to other periods.

I guess it kinda makes sense :pac:
If people don't have the money to go out. They'll watch a dvd or cook at home. So ... one thing can lead to another etc. Could it be the case? :pac:

Capt'n Midnight

Giblet wrote: »

Well, if you masturbate, you are availing of the service through different means. So all men have to pay basically.

The new 9% VAT rate applies to amusement services , Section 46(1)(ca) Schedule 3, paragraph 8

VAT on semen however, remains at 13.5%

stupidusername

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

The new 9% VAT rate applies to amusement services , Section 46(1)(ca) Schedule 3, paragraph 8

VAT on semen however, remains at 13.5%

Can that 13.5% be claimed back?

Capt'n Midnight

stupidusername wrote: »

Can that 13.5% be claimed back?

Not too sure , would it be considered a liquid asset ?

stupidusername

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Not too sure , would it be considered a liquid asset ?

Liquid,but an asset? Hmmm

LH Pathe

**** sex...

Oh; wait.