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Why did the chicken cross the road?

  • 24-01-2012 8:08pm
    #1
    Wesc.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 715 ✭✭✭


    So...why did the chicken cross the road?


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  • #2
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    to mark it off its list of roads?


  • #3
    Junco Partner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭Junco Partner


    to get away from this thread. :pac:


  • #4
    De Hipster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,160 ✭✭✭De Hipster


    'Cause due to the new EU regulations it's battery home had been shut down & it was avoiding the cull.


  • #5
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Cos it was under Anthony Worrall Thompson's jacket?


  • #6
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    The chicken commited suicide. It's messed up.


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  • #7
    the groutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    Because the pedestrian light was green


  • #8
    crazygeryy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,065 ✭✭✭crazygeryy


    Who gives a duck!


  • #9
    Gingersnaps
    Closed Accounts Posts: 303 ✭✭Gingersnaps


    The question should really be, Why did the chicken want to cross the road?


  • #10
    bicardi19
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 270 ✭✭bicardi19


    Why did the turkey cross the road?
    To prove he wasn't a chicken.


  • #11
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    But what came first the road or the chicken.


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  • #12
    Jesus Shaves
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,959 ✭✭✭Jesus Shaves


    why did the thread get deleted?


  • #13
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Wesc. wrote: »
    So...why did the chicken cross the road?

    'Cos he was quackers!


  • #14
    quietriot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 347 ✭✭quietriot


    'Cause it saw a few rough looking chickens up ahead


  • #15
    Bruthal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,422 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    To see his flatmate


  • #16
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    he was in the bag in the back of the buggy, €2.99 good eats!


  • #17
    Chips Ahoy
    Registered Users Posts: 225 ✭✭Chips Ahoy


    to get to the other side, which has two meanings (other side of road and death).

    mind blown


  • #18
    Del Preston
    Registered Users Posts: 5 ✭Del Preston


    What kind of world are we living in that a chicken can't cross a road without having his motives questioned


  • #19
    xclw
    Registered Users Posts: 348 ✭✭xclw


    to get the shift?


  • #20
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,508 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    She wanted to play noughts and crosses, and the only piece of paper she had was a map.


  • #21
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,664 ✭✭✭policarp


    'Cause Colonel Saunders was chasing it with a cleaver in his hand. . .


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  • #22
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,508 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    policarp wrote: »
    'Cause Colonel Saunders was chasing it with a cleaver in his hand. . .

    [Bronson] Cleaver!! [/Bronson]


  • #23
    Hunchback
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,629 ✭✭✭Hunchback


    ... because he heard a noise which startled him, so he crossed the road to get away from what he thought was a predator. :D


  • #24
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Why did the cow cross the road?




    To get to the udder side :D


  • #25
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,508 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Why did the cow cross the road?




    To get to the udder side :D

    I'll give you a pat on the head for that one.


  • #26
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    To get to the World Anti-Joke Conference.


  • #27
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »
    I'll give you a pat on the head for that one.

    What does a cow like to do on his night off?




    Go to the mooovies






    :pac:


  • #28
    dark_shadow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 389 ✭✭dark_shadow


    Deleted User wrote: »
    What does a cow like to do on his night off?




    Go to the mooovies






    :pac:

    OMG:rolleyes:




    :D


  • #29
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Deleted User wrote: »
    What does a cow like to do on his night off?




    Go to the mooovies






    :pac:

    What's the major difference in a Cow and a woman?






    a Cow can stand in water up to its boobs without getting its vagina wet.
    :pac:


  • #30
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    To walk into a bar.


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  • #31
    Del Preston
    Registered Users Posts: 5 ✭Del Preston


    Why did the chicken cross the playground?
    To get to the other slide :D


  • #32
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    What do you call a one eyed dinosaur?









    A dyathinkhesaurus


  • #33
    dark_shadow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 389 ✭✭dark_shadow


    How many roads must one chicken cross?


  • #34
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    dark_shadow wrote: »
    How many roads must one chicken cross?

    Before he becomes a chicken?


  • #35
    dark_shadow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 389 ✭✭dark_shadow


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Before he becomes a chicken?

    No....so as he's not questioned and humilated anymore for crossing the road;)


  • #36
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    dark_shadow wrote: »
    No....so as he's not questioned and humilated anymore for crossing the road;)

    Dammit. You actually have me singing Bob feckin Dylan in my head now :pac:


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  • #37
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    Why did the pervert cross the road?










    Because he was stuck in the chickens arse.


  • #38
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    The chicken did'nt cross the road, the road moved beneath him.


  • #39
    hairyslug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,595 ✭✭✭hairyslug


    Who has the right to bear arms




















    bears


  • #40
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    hairyslug wrote: »
    Who has the right to bear arms




















    bears

    That is the best corniest joke ever.


  • #41
    Leo Dowling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 322 ✭✭Leo Dowling


    Why did the Polish man cross the road?

    He took the chicken's job.


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  • #42
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,337 ✭✭✭Archeron


    To avoid the new footpath tax collector.


  • #43
    dark_shadow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 389 ✭✭dark_shadow


    Leo Dowling wrote: »
    Why did the Polish man cross the road?

    He took the chicken's job.

    Not the only job they took.


  • #44
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Ghandee wrote: »
    Cos it was under Anthony Worrall Thompson's jacket?
    Can someone explain this to me?


  • #45
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Can someone explain this to me?

    He is a celebrity chef who got busted for shop lifting at a branch of Tesco in the UK


  • #46
    EdenHazard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭EdenHazard


    what the original purpose for the chickens decision to cross said road ever found and if so what was the motive?


  • #47
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    44leto wrote: »
    He is a celebrity chef who got busted for shop lifting at a branch of Tesco in the UK
    Ah yea that lad.
    A lot sound than that Ramsey prick still though.


  • #48
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Ah yea that lad.
    A lot sound than that Ramsey prick still though.


    IMO They are all dickheads a bunch of jumped up cooks and light doesn't travel quick enough to get me off a channel that one of their many pro grammes are on.


  • #49
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Ah yea that lad.
    A lot sound than that Ramsey prick still though.

    C'mon Ted!

    Your normally quicker than that!


  • #50
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Ghandee wrote: »
    C'mon Ted!

    Your normally quicker than that!
    And I even saw him on the Saterday night show (not a spelling mistake, that's the way he says it.)

    Speaking of that whole new grammer/spelling nazi days being numbered thing, isn't that just asking for people to almost sort of be fishing for people to call them out on their miscake resolting in a ban. (See wat I meen :pac:)

    Yea a lot of those celebs do seem like arrogant ****e alright but there's a few who aren't at all. That black lad who referred to Tubs as Brian all night during his old show one time. The lad who does the school dinners and that young lad on RTÉ.


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