Needing a loo but not having one handy

wilkie2006

Am I the only person who regularly finds himself bursting and with nowhere to go? If not, what are your solutions?

Often I find myself needing a pi$$ just when my flatmate's in the middle of a long shower or bath. I hold it as long as I can but I've had to pi$$ in tuberware containers before (and yes, I threw them away)

One time, when a plumber was working in my bathroom (disconnected water and everything), I felt a flash dump creep up on me (you know the ones that just come out of nowhere?) Such was the urgency of the situation, I had to get a taxi from the shop next door to the local pub (not far away but a bit too far in that particular instance).

Particularly interested to hear how taxi drivers deal with this sort of thing; is the fabled pi$$ bottle rolling around your feet as common as I hope?

Mickey H

IBTL.

A 3 litre County Spring bottle is your friend, my friend.

flanders1979

Colostomy bag.

stupidusername

wilkie2006 wrote: »

Am I the only person who regularly finds himself bursting and with nowhere to go? If not, what are your solutions?

Often I find myself needing a pi$$ just when my flatmate's in the middle of a long shower or bath. I hold it as long as I can but I've had to pi$$ in tuberware containers before (and yes, I threw them away)

One time, when a plumber was working in my bathroom (disconnected water and everything), I felt a flash dump creep up on me (you know the ones that just come out of nowhere?) Such was the urgency of the situation, I had to get a taxi from the shop next door to the local pub (not far away but a bit too far in that particular instance).

Particularly interested to hear how taxi drivers deal with this sort of thing; is the fabled pi$$ bottle rolling around your feet as common as I hope?

get your flatmate to tell you when he's going into the shower (if he hasn't got a predictable routine) so you can go beforehand.

I've IBS and get the urge to go to the toilet whenever I know that doing so wouldn't be practical - out and about in town without knowing where the nearest toilet is, or meetings at a job (big big problem). so it is probably fairly psychological at this stage.

Washington Irving

I only ever need a tissue when I don't have one. Ghey.

Paddy Cow

Woman uses dressing room as toilet :eek:

wilkie2006

stupidusername wrote: »

get your flatmate to tell you when he's going into the shower (if he hasn't got a predictable routine) so you can go beforehand.

I've IBS and get the urge to go to the toilet whenever I know that doing so wouldn't be practical - out and about in town without knowing where the nearest toilet is, or meetings at a job (big big problem). so it is probably fairly psychological at this stage.

That's an interesting idea; I've never considered IBS, actually. I think that might be worth investigating. Cheers.

wilkie2006

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Woman uses dressing room as toilet :eek:

:eek:

Fromthetrees

These badboys will solve your predicament.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xU21_zOX8j4/TFftsddFvZI/AAAAAAAAAaU/bKyVmwvGTqc/s400/allin1supreme.jpg

cloptrop

I am a plumber and there is nothing worse than working on a bathroom and getting caught short when the bathroom is tore out. Ive seen plumbers pooping in a plastic bag and throwing it in the attic.

I dont condone this. The good thing is its ireland and you are never more than 3 minutes from a pub.

Just go the pub dude. Dont poop in the bag. Bags cost money ever since the levy came in.

I just remembered the first plumber I started my apprenticeship with used to carry bog roll with him.My job was to clean up and make sure all his tools didnt get lost . One day I forgot the bog roll and left it in a house. He went ape**** , told me that the bog roll was "the most important tool of all".

Good times .

WoollyRedHat

Here, just use this
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Luggable-Loo-Portable-Camping-Toilet/dp/B000FIAPXO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1327457045&sr=8-1

Don't skimp out though, buy it new!

wilkie2006

cloptrop wrote: »

I am a plumber and there is nothing worse than working on a bathroom and getting caught short when the bathroom is tore out. Ive seen plumbers pooping in a plastic bag and throwing it in the attic.

No-fXcking-way?!!!! Eh... bit of a surprise when you're getting your Christmas decorations down!

bobbytables

You wouldn't like Melbourne. Beautiful city, but customer toilets are not mandatory & therefore rare in cafe's etc in city centre.

I had to reluctantly reduce my Starbucks intake during extended visits.

Good times on the first day though :rolleyes:

Kojak

flanders1979 wrote: »

Colostomy bag.

If you don't have one of them, you could try these instead...

http://mattbango.com/images/freebies/free_shopping_bag_icon.jpg

stupidusername

flanders1979 wrote: »

Colostomy bag.

they have to be emptied though. and they're not very big.

cloptrop

When I was about 6 I **** my pants in Courtown in Wexford. I was so embarrassed i pulled the jocks off and tossed them under the mobile . I spent the whole day trying to manouver into the bedroom and get a change of jocks without my ma noticing.
Then I spent the whole two weeks worried she would look under the caravan and find them. Worst holiday ever.
I should have just came clean from the start. Although nobody ever found out about this.

WET FART 1 TOTAL HUMILIATION 0

Overheal

Not so much these days. Now it's more like hesitation to go to the loo without ready access to a laptop or smart device. What's the point of a poo if you have to disconnect yourself from the internet?

TwoBirds

On my way home from college last week, I walked past a guy crouching on the street with his trousers down, having a sh*t. This was no later than 3 o'clock in the afternoon, no word of a lie. I saw the 'evidence' about two hours later when I was heading to the shop.

Bridgefoot St. off Thomas St, folks. Be warned.

Super-Rush

I'll just flush this along with the rest of the toilet threads.