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Has anyone ever successfully given up ****?

  • 25-01-2012 1:28pm
    #1
    AngryLips
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,767 ✭✭✭


    Curious to know / give it a go... :pac:


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  • #2
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    don't be silly :eek:


  • #3
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    I currently haven't wanked for 5 hours.

    Does that count?

    Edit - Scratch that.


  • #4
    petes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Why?


  • #5
    dipper.meath16
    Registered Users Posts: 83 ✭✭dipper.meath16


    Why would you even try?


  • #6
    simit
    Closed Accounts Posts: 101 ✭✭simit


    Why would you want to?


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  • #7
    Elba101
    Registered Users Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Elba101


    And replace it with what exactly??


  • #8
    Ellis Dee
    Registered Users Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    I think it's hard to break the habit on your own. I wonder would anyone be willing to give me a hand if I tried?:D:D:D


  • #9
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Gerry Ryan - he used to a right wanker, now he doesn't **** at all!


  • #10
    Plazaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    Can't. Too scared of Blue Balls Syndrome.


  • #11
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Elba101 wrote: »
    And replace it with what exactly??

    Sex?


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  • #12
    AngryLips
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,767 ✭✭✭AngryLips


    simit wrote: »
    Why would you want to?


    Just out of curiousity


  • #13
    luckyfrank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭luckyfrank


    i find after about 5 days of not **** when i wake up on the morning lyin face down i usully about 8 of 9 inchs off the bed being held up by my cock


  • #14
    Curly Judge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,708 ✭✭✭Curly Judge


    Not wishing to boast, but by the time I was 25 I had more or less pulled myself together.:D


  • #15
    Elba101
    Registered Users Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Elba101


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    Sex?

    Can you do that by yourself now?


  • #16
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Elba101 wrote: »
    Can you do that by yourself now?

    No need to be alone!


  • #17
    Interceptor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭Interceptor


    Theres a guy in Galway who had both his arms ripped off by a tiger. I'd say he has.

    'cptr


  • #18
    colinod0806
    Closed Accounts Posts: 614 ✭✭✭colinod0806


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    Sex?

    It's possible to have an active sex life and still have a **** from time to time you know;)


  • #19
    mandrake04
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,435 ✭✭✭mandrake04


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqwIxLXg_I4


  • #20
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    colinod0806 wrote: »
    It's possible to have an active sex life and still have a **** from time to time you know;)

    True, I still have the odd burger now and then, even though I much prefer steak :).

    Steak can be expensive too, and sometimes not worth the necessary preparation :pac:.


  • #21
    Elba101
    Registered Users Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Elba101


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    No need to be alone!

    Yes, yes there is.


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  • #22
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    I am blue(balls?) in the face from telling ye, the bag has to be emptied regularly ffs :rolleyes:


  • #23
    Air_Bass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 139 ✭✭Air_Bass


    No matter how how many times I've tried to stop I could never pull it off


  • #24
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Why would I want to? It's the best me time there is.


  • #25
    Ellis Dee
    Registered Users Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    Why would anyone want to give it up?:confused: As Woody Allen famously pointed out, it's "sex with someone you love".:):):)


  • #26
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    only liars, damn liars and teenagers say they don't ****.


  • #27
    mongdesade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 330 ✭✭mongdesade


    Double amputees...the stumps chafe :D


  • #28
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    im sure those with mobility issues such as motor nuerons disease or MS, or people paralyzed from the neck down have had to give it up


  • #29
    ElleEm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭ElleEm


    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    im sure those with mobility issues such as motor nuerons disease or MS, or people paralyzed from the neck down have had to give it up

    Eh, thanks for ruining my day!!!!!!!

    I have MS and it will be a sad occasion if I ever get to the point where I can't show me the love :(


  • #30
    dar83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,106 ✭✭✭dar83


    I noticed one ongoing theme in this thread...

    Candy-gal1 seems to really really be thankful for it.


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  • #31
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    Just had one in the toilet in work their.
    If anyone is reading this from my workplace I wouldn't "brush" off that wall if I were you, hard to miss, my snot is above it as well


    You'Re Welcome


  • #32
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    I find that the longer I go without, the lower my standards will drop so to speak

    And being a proponent of having high standards in the opposite sex, occasional pipe cleaning becomes essential. :pac:


  • #33
    force eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭force eleven


    Like most women Pam hates to be ignored for long...


  • #34
    cruiser178
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    38 years young and still a massive wánker.


  • #35
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    I never have. Ever. True facts. I find anything sexual disgusting.


  • #36
    gsxr1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,167 ✭✭✭gsxr1


    Disgusting habit.

    Worse than smoking.

    I hear its bad for the eyes...


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  • #37
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    I don't **** anymore, nowadays i just have a bit of in and out with a jam jar, make sure if you're tryin to wear a condom, means you can still eat the jam.


  • #38
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,151 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    gsxr1 wrote: »
    Disgusting habit.

    Worse than smoking.

    I hear its bad for the eyes...

    You should aim it somewhere else then.


  • #39
    The_B_Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,881 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    lasted 6 weeks before as an experiment. killed me.

    standards lowered immensely and ended up with some diseased yoke with about 10 kids now!


  • #40
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    ElleEm wrote: »
    Eh, thanks for ruining my day!!!!!!!

    I have MS and it will be a sad occasion if I ever get to the point where I can't show me the love :(

    with MS i think you have bigger concerns other than tossing off besides now you can look forward to a nurse giving ya sponge baths just remember to jiz when she cleans your balls :P


  • #41
    gsxr1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,167 ✭✭✭gsxr1


    Board Challenge

    No interfering with yourself for one whole week.

    Must show proof.


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  • #42
    ElleEm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭ElleEm


    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    with MS i think you have bigger concerns other than tossing off besides now you can look forward to a nurse giving ya sponge baths just remember to jiz when she cleans your balls :P

    I'm a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • #43
    derfderf
    Registered Users Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭derfderf


    The_B_Man wrote: »
    lasted 6 weeks before as an experiment. killed me.

    standards lowered immensely and ended up with some diseased yoke with about 10 kids now!

    Was it like yellowstone in 2012?


  • #44
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    This lad went to extreme lengths to solve his addiction problems
    Great Success


  • #45
    The_B_Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,881 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    derfderf wrote: »
    Was it like yellowstone in 2012?

    Yep, if yellowstone took about 30 seconds to erupt....:o


  • #46
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,151 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    ElleEm wrote: »
    I'm a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I can't tell whether you're volunteering, or making a statement.:confused:


  • #47
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    ElleEm wrote: »
    I'm a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    buy a voice activated vibrator then and just leave it up there all the time. just have to say "**** on" to turn it on and "**** off" when your done ;)


  • #48
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    buy a voice activated vibrator then and just leave it up there all the time. just have to say "**** on" to turn it on and "**** off" when your done ;)

    If they ever become popular I'd walk through the streets screaming "**** ON!!".

    For once I'll be able to make a girl cum!!


  • #49
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    gsxr1 wrote: »
    Board Challenge

    No interfering with yourself for one whole week.

    Must show proof.

    A week...? At least make it a harder challenge like a month.

    No fap February anyone?
    You can still have sex tho HA


  • #50
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,151 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Yakult wrote: »
    A week...? At least make it a harder challenge like a month.

    No fap February anyone?
    You can still have sex tho HA

    *snigger*


  • #51
    John Doe1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    ever since i got a girlfriend........................i do it more:confused:


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