Loud Neighbours, need good prank.

Hank_Jones

I live in an apartment block, where I can currently hear Wonderwall, ironically, blaring through the wall at 7am....

Need a good prank to sort these annoying fcukers.

Any suggestions?

wonderboysam

Tune

ronanphilip

http://lifehacker.com/5852903/silence-noisy-neighbors-by-transmitting-signals-through-their-own-speakers

monkeysnapper

wonderboysam wrote: »

Tune

jeez , at least they have a fairly good good taste in music, have you tried approaching them and asking politely if they will shut the f**k up

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

ronanphilip wrote: »

http://lifehacker.com/5852903/silence-noisy-neighbors-by-transmitting-signals-through-their-own-speakers

This followed by a random selsection of nursery rhymes in a foreign language. Two or three on continuous loop.

Sindri

Start a Caribbean reggae festival in your house and have some Rasta playing the steel-pan all night long. It'll really piss 'em of.

Or alternatively, you could be a batty boy and just ask them to turn it down.

Snowie

Hank_Jones wrote: »

I live in an apartment block, where I can currently hear Wonderwall, ironically, blaring through the wall at 7am....

Need a good prank to sort these annoying fcukers.

Any suggestions?

I'm listening to Oasis i wonder if its me....


bang on the wall..

Amalgam

Retaliate with some Blur..

mikemac1

Burn down the apartment block, that will show them

drewbedo

wonderwall is the song that anyone with two thumbs can play on the guitar.. and so you will probably hear it repeatedly..
hate that song. seriously over played and overrated and got ruined by piss heads being drunk or stones thinking they were jimmy hendrix on a guitar cause they could play a song..
what i would advise to do is.. start blasting a load of really cheesy crappy dance songs at about 10.00am cause the bunch of meffs will of gone to bed to try and sleep off their hangovers...
make it torture for them..
HAHAHAHA

previous user

This.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyTW2wUSasw

old_aussie

Are these neighbours on the same floor in a unit adjacent to yours?

Do you have common walls?

themadchef

Wonderwall at 7 on a Sunday morning.

I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do, about you now

You sure you didint miss a golden hole opportunity?

Of cousre, she coulda just banged on the wall and said "are ya roidin' or what" but we do love to fúck with yer heads!

Copper_pipe

Knock on their door and
















Blast em with piss

Feeona

Amalgam wrote: »

Retaliate with some Blur..

'Country House' might do the trick 'cos that's the song wot won top slot in the amazing Blur/Oasis battle of nineteen hundred and ninety five

OneArt

When I hear my neighbours having loud sex I blast Ave Maria really loudly.

admiralofthefleet

leave a pyro pastie outside their door

Carter P Fly

have their parents killed by a farmer and then feed them chili made from their meat.

Uberbeamerman

Either ask them politely to keep the music down, or whenever they start playing music you start playing this even louder. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ob=av2e

Fromthetrees

NAIL BOMBS MAKE PROBLEMS GO AWAY.:mad:
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39525000/jpg/_39525213_aero230.jpg

tricky D

Change your router SSID to a 'funny wireless network name'. Eg. Yer man in flat 55 ejaculates prematurely, 25 seconds.

Rhinocharge

Place your stereo speakers against the offending neighbours wall & play "Barbie Girl" from Aqua on a continuous loop. Then go out for the day.

I guarantee they'll get the message really quickly.

charlemont

Throw a lump of **** at their window.

CamperMan

why retaliate? just have a word with them, explain to them that it is unacceptable to play loud music at 7am..

if you retaliate, the neighbours will simply turn their music up to drown yours out and then your going to start annoying other people!

DonkeyStyle \o/

I think if apartments were built right you shouldn't be able to hear people's music or them having sex through the wall (unless you've drilled a glory hole).
Is there any regulation at all for noise insulation in apartments?

Sky King

tricky D wrote: »

Change your router SSID to a 'funny wireless network name'. Eg. Yer man in flat 55 ejaculates prematurely, 25 seconds.

Best one I have seen (which is not on that list) is Pretty fly for a WiFi. [/offtopic]

OP I have music editing software, if you want me to, I will create a 60 minute loop of the same four bars of the most annoying song you can think of for you to download.

Burn it to CD, wait until tomorrow morning at 7am and throw it on the stereo at 11.

*edit actually what would make it even more annoying is if it wasn't a perfect four bar loop. Maybe three and a half bars?

DonkeyStyle \o/

CamperMan wrote: »

why retaliate? just have a word with them, explain to them that it is unacceptable to play loud music at 7am..

Not even that it's unacceptable... they mightn't know it's loud enough to penetrate the wall. You could probably ask them to come in to your apartment and listen. If it was me, I wouldn't mind tweaking the volume and finding out what the right volume level is.

emptybladder

I'm on a rickety bus ... thought thread title was "loud neighbours, need good w.nk" . Needless to say, I'm quite disappointed

Pissmire

Copper_pipe wrote: »

Knock on their door and Blast em with piss

Wow, brilliant, that's just about the most original thing I've seen on AH. Did you come up with that? You should copyright that or every TWAT on AH will be using it.

Fourteen

drewbedo wrote: »

wonderwall is the song that anyone with two thumbs can play on the guitar.. and so you will probably hear it repeatedly..
hate that song. seriously over played and overrated and got ruined by piss heads being drunk or stones thinking they were jimmy hendrix on a guitar cause they could play a song..

lol, calm down.

sheesh

Pissmire wrote: »

Wow, brilliant, that's just about the most original thing I've seen on AH. Did you come up with that? You should copyright that or every TWAT on AH will be using it.

that was the joke!

sheesh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TVooUHN7j4

Mr.Crinklewood

Play "The Late Late Show" at full volume.

WoollyRedHat

Just blast out Don't look back in Anger, you can share your unequivocal love of Oasis with them

BunShopVoyeur

Burn down the building.

WoollyRedHat

sheesh wrote: »

that was the joke!

Haha, your username is apt

BunShopVoyeur wrote: »

Burn down the building.

It would solve the problem, albeit a little unreasonable. A happy medium would just be burning down their apartment, no need to kill the other, polite neighbors

Myrddin

They're probably trying to piss off the neighbour on the other side of them, who could have had them up all night listening to bollox. That's what I do, next morning when they've decided they've had enough & wanna lie down...that's when you can deprive THEM of sleep

unclebill98

Had noisy neighbours beside by gf house.

Used drum machine, small amp and left it playing pushed up against there wall for a long weekend..... Didn't solve the issue but it really piss them off.

We moved afterwards.

LH Pathe

monkeysnapper wrote: »

jeez , at least they have a fairly good good taste in music

sometimes over here satire is damn hard to detect

yes wonderwall is ironic op, have you voiced your disdain prior? jaysus I'd hate to have neighbours under 35?! sounds like chindies..

tell em you'd prefer the stone roses even; at least they disowned the concept of britain instead of draping emselves in union flag every opportunity. whilst claiming 'irish' at that - tell em the blocks full of republicans n they have his number.

/prank? a brush n paint; the door. 3 vertical lines parallel to each other. "Chindie lives ere"

don ramo

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