How does one evade inebriating the exuberance of one's own verbosity?

Alan_H_1991

How does one evade inebriating the exuberance of one's own verbosity?

kfallon

Ooooo look who swallowed a dictionary :P

Captain Darling

Hoots mon! Who let the juice loose aboot this hoose?

My name is URL

Blast it with thesauri

Mr. Rager

I'll have a consonant Carol

Mr Benevolent

I'll have an hyperbole Carol.

stovelid

Inebriating was the wrong word to take a guess on.

Alan_H_1991

stovelid wrote: »

Inebriating was the wrong word to take a guess on.

huh

Ficheall

stovelid wrote: »

Inebriating was the wrong word to take a guess on.

"Evade" doesn't really fit either...

admiralofthefleet

ill have a corpse please bob

stovelid

Alan_H_1991 wrote: »

huh

Do you always thank posts that confuse you deeply?

RichieC

I liked the money pit.

gurramok

Can someone translate the title of this thread?

dxhound2005

gurramok wrote: »

Can someone translate the title of this thread?

A sophisticated rhetorician, inebriated with the exuberance of his own verbosity."
- Disraeli, describing his great Liberal rival Gladstone

Cavehill Red

Alan_H_1991 wrote: »

How does one evade inebriating the exuberance of one's own verbosity?

Since exuberance is, qua itself as metaphor, a form of intoxication, your formulation is tautologous, indeed redundant. However, to examine your query on the level of statement as opposed to metaphor, it is of course impossible to render an abstraction such as exuberance inebriated, since the verb requires the process of physical intoxication via the means of alcohol, a process impossible for a non-corporeal abstraction.
Your query is without comprehensible semantic meaning on at least two levels, which leads me to the conclusion that your alleged verbosity is in fact merely a facade for either a talent for surrealism or simpleminded idiocy.
Thanks for asking.

efb

Welcome to the the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too.

zapata

Your ignorance is personified by the exuberance of your own verbosity....

dxhound2005

Cavehill Red wrote: »

Since exuberance is, qua itself as metaphor, a form of intoxication, your formulation is tautologous, indeed redundant. However, to examine your query on the level of statement as opposed to metaphor, it is of course impossible to render an abstraction such as exuberance inebriated, since the verb requires the process of physical intoxication via the means of alcohol, a process impossible for a non-corporeal abstraction.
Your query is without comprehensible semantic meaning on at least two levels, which leads me to the conclusion that your alleged verbosity is in fact merely a facade for either a talent for surrealism or simpleminded idiocy.
Thanks for asking.

That's what I was going to say.

Captain Darling

I think I'm after having an epiphany...

...in my pants.

LH Pathe

Do you mean how to avoid the ould isolative ego consuming you?

In my experience, impossible

Mr Benevolent

talent for surrealism or simpleminded idiocy

Synonyms.

Shryke

English and stuff. Right on.

ascanbe

Cavehill Red wrote: »

Since exuberance is, qua itself as metaphor, a form of intoxication, your formulation is tautologous, indeed redundant. However, to examine your query on the level of statement as opposed to metaphor, it is of course impossible to render an abstraction such as exuberance inebriated, since the verb requires the process of physical intoxication via the means of alcohol, a process impossible for a non-corporeal abstraction.
Your query is without comprehensible semantic meaning on at least two levels, which leads me to the conclusion that your alleged verbosity is in fact merely a facade for either a talent for surrealism or simpleminded idiocy.
Thanks for asking.

I find that to be a cromulent response.

Maximus Alexander

ascanbe wrote: »

I find that to be a cromulent response.

And I feel I have been embiggened for having read it.

Cavehill Red

Confab wrote: »

Synonyms.

In AH? Almost always.

im invisible

And here was me thinking he meant 'how do you avoid letting on you are drunk while conversing with others'

or something...
...so how do you?

Sindri

Alan_H_1991 wrote: »

How does one evade inebriating the exuberance of one's own verbosity?

I concur.

Shryke

Incredibly off topic. (not that there seems to be one!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=644Ar2ZEp4A

take everything

Cavehill Red wrote: »

Since exuberance is, qua itself as metaphor, a form of intoxication, your formulation is tautologous, indeed redundant. However, to examine your query on the level of statement as opposed to metaphor, it is of course impossible to render an abstraction such as exuberance inebriated, since the verb requires the process of physical intoxication via the means of alcohol, a process impossible for a non-corporeal abstraction.
Your query is without comprehensible semantic meaning on at least two levels, which leads me to the conclusion that your alleged verbosity is in fact merely a facade for either a talent for surrealism or simpleminded idiocy.
Thanks for asking.

:pac::pac:

Cavehill Red

take everything wrote: »

:pac::pac:

Full marks!

RachaelVO

Alan_H_1991 wrote: »

How does one evade inebriating the exuberance of one's own verbosity?

Jaysus man, you need to stop drinking absinthe and go back to drinking beer!

Defiler Of The Coffin

Oh the irony, the OP wasn't verbose at all

Balmed Out

You're intoxicated on the exuberence of your own verbosity or something like it is a quote from westminster by Benjamin Disraeli.

I used it often thinking myself clever when I was 13 or so.

harvester of sorrow

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

ill have a corpse please bob

baaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahh!:pac:

withless

Try again OP. You used the quote incorrectly.

AngryBollix

Thread title sounds like the author was inebriated on something other than their own wordiness.

MonkeyTennis

I strongly recommend hitting a friend with an enormous rubber frying pan with hilarious results

efb

Im finding this whole thread quite reductive

prinz

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V prinz. 'Nuff said.

Temptamperu

This is such a cromulent thread, it emboldens my spirit.

brimal

This thread reminds me of the user Contemplating Aristotle who was on here last year.

Proper stoner threads.

http://www.boards.ie/search/?u=451382&title=1&sort=newest

xflyer

I am mindful to respond but I am insufficiently articulate! So I must demur.

stupidusername

What a disambiguation.

Wossack

I invaded yer ma's inebriated exuberance

with my knob

wilkie2006

Alan_H_1991 wrote: »

How does one evade inebriating the exuberance of one's own verbosity?

In the words of Lisa Simpson (to Lionel Hutz)...

"I recognise all three of those words but that statement doesn't make any sense."

AngryBollix

Alan_H_1991 wrote: »

How does one evade inebriating the exuberance of one's own verbosity?

Or in other word how do you stop getting the enthusiasm of your own wordiness drunk?

Pandora2

Cavehill Red wrote: »

Since exuberance is, qua itself as metaphor, a form of intoxication, your formulation is tautologous, indeed redundant. However, to examine your query on the level of statement as opposed to metaphor, it is of course impossible to render an abstraction such as exuberance inebriated, since the verb requires the process of physical intoxication via the means of alcohol, a process impossible for a non-corporeal abstraction.
Your query is without comprehensible semantic meaning on at least two levels, which leads me to the conclusion that your alleged verbosity is in fact merely a facade for either a talent for surrealism or simpleminded idiocy.
Thanks for asking.

You tell him, big mon

Wibbs

Fúck knows.

Coriolanus

Disraeli is on my list of men I'd fúck in a gun-to-the-head situation. Him and Elvis.

Capt'n Midnight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOSYiT2iG08

elucidation for the population

holystungun9

As the vigin mary said to the other fella - come again?