Tuesday Funnies

MonkieSocks

Today, I went to my first Stalker's Help Group meeting and I was amazed that I knew a lot of the people there...!!
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But they didn't know me.

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Two gay men decide to have a baby,

They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it.

When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital.

A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming.

Over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely.

A nurse comes by, and to the delight of the gay fathers, she points out the happy child is theirs.

Isn't it wonderful?' one gay says to the other,

All these unhappy babies,

And yet our baby is so happy,

This just proves the superiority of gay love..!'


The nurse says, 'Oh sure, he's happy now,

But just watch what happens when I pull the thermometer out of his arse..!'
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Footie Joke

Kenny, Wenger, Fergie, Redknapp and Boas sitting in a pub.

Wenger goes up and buys the first round of drinks.

Boas the second,

Redknap the third,

Fergie the fourth.

Kenny buys the next but Fergie complains "Where's mine?!"

Kenny replies "Sorry pal, this is the fifth round and you're not in it".