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  • 31-01-2012 10:28pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 711 ✭✭✭


    Well have we a new baby yet? If not have you tired smoking baby out? That and the long walks and the curries and the loads of the..ehhm.."other thing" *ahem;):D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Bags being godfather


  • Registered Users Posts: 711 ✭✭✭snuggles09


    oooh dibs on the name! Shaniqua for a girl and Astro for a boy

    has a nice ring to it when put in a sentence..picture the scene 10 years from now, out playing on the street and he/she will here "Shaniqua/Astro Forfuxsake, would you ever come in for your dinner":p

    Seriously though, hope all is going/went/is about to go well, keep us posted:)


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,247 ✭✭✭ROCKMAN


    How about a quess the weight comp :D

    9lb 1oz


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 517 ✭✭✭batm!ke


    ROCKMAN wrote: »
    How about a quess the weight comp :D

    9lb 1oz

    I'll say... 8lb 3oz :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 711 ✭✭✭snuggles09


    ROCKMAN wrote: »
    How about a quess the weight comp :D

    9lb 1oz

    WOWSER! had an eye watering moment there:eek:

    I'll hazard a guess at 7lb 5oz baby girl Shaniqua:)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Ill go for 6lb 2oz. All cool people are born that weight. :cool:


    Me father was 13lb + when he fell out of me grandmother.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,247 ✭✭✭ROCKMAN


    snuggles09 wrote: »
    WOWSER! had an eye watering moment there:eek:

    I'll hazard a guess at 7lb 5oz baby girl Shaniqua:)

    INSIDE INFORMATION ????????

    mrs forfuxsake is 40+ weeks so I'm thinking big ,strong offspring


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,247 ✭✭✭ROCKMAN


    seanybiker wrote: »
    Ill go for 6lb 2oz. All cool people are born that weight. :cool:


    Me father was 13lb + when he fell out of me grandmother.

    Fell out ! are you sure he didn't walk :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 711 ✭✭✭snuggles09


    the weeks makes no odds to size..as the only person so far on this thread to have pushed a little person out of their veejayjay I can state that with confidence..i was 41 weeks and my daughter was only a 6lb 2oz little pudding of a thing

    HEY! all cool people REALLY are that weight..my little lady rocks:cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    ROCKMAN wrote: »
    INSIDE INFORMATION ????????

    Omg have to try really hard to not mention anything how you got yer head in there for this information.

    Oops


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,247 ✭✭✭ROCKMAN


    snuggles09 wrote: »
    the weeks makes no odds to size..as the only person so far on this thread to have pushed a little person out of their veejayjay I can state that with confidence..i was 41 weeks and my daughter was only a 6lb 2oz little pudding of a thing

    HEY! all cool people REALLY are that weight..my little lady rocks:cool:

    Ok taking the advice of the only real expert on here at the moment i'll change my prediction

    7 lb 3oz


  • Registered Users Posts: 711 ✭✭✭snuggles09


    as i said makes no odds..could be 11lbs:eek:

    as long as it's healthy and bouncing we don't care..well not bouncing, that'd be a bit dangerous but you get what i mean:cool:

    and thank you for the expert props there, appreciate that..i said veejayjay but nowadays i fondly refer to her as Missus Bucket (pronounced Bouquet, be sure to get that part right):D


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,624 ✭✭✭wmpdd3


    snuggles09 wrote: »
    the weeks makes no odds to size..as the only person so far on this thread to have pushed a little person out of their veejayjay I can state that with confidence..i was 41 weeks and my daughter was only a 6lb 2oz little pudding of a thing

    HEY! all cool people REALLY are that weight..my little lady rocks:cool:

    While its fresh in my mind, as i spend last sat night pushing out my second one.... I say 7 ib 3oz:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,081 ✭✭✭ziedth


    7lbs even. Serious amount off babies flying around the place :)

    Must have a guess little Ziedth Jr's size come May...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    ziedth wrote: »
    7lbs even. Serious amount off babies flying around the place :)

    Must have a guess little Ziedth Jr's size come May...

    Ziedith junior? I call mine general haha.


  • Registered Users Posts: 829 ✭✭✭forfuxsake


    Last week it was 8lbs, it is still on the inside so we will will find out today what it is now. First child was 10lbs 2, and the missus is(was) an 8 stone rake. The birth was horrific, like something from Saw but I am over it now.

    His name is Dante Delicious Darwin, though this is subject to change


  • Registered Users Posts: 829 ✭✭✭forfuxsake


    snuggles09 wrote: »
    Well have we a new baby yet? If not have you tired smoking baby out? That and the long walks and the curries and the loads of the..ehhm.."other thing" *ahem;):D

    Went out last night for a very hot curry and loads of dirty sex, but when I got home she STILL hadn't given birth :mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,080 ✭✭✭homolumo


    forfuxsake wrote: »
    Went out last night for a very hot curry and loads of dirty sex, but when I got home she STILL hadn't given birth :mad:

    Maybe you should try loads of dirty curry and very hot sex. If she hasn't popped when you come home I think u are out of options.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,411 ✭✭✭SUNGOD


    for a girl i like the names mohesha , kandrell , kalaya and Quint'ashaa .
    i like my names straight off the ricki lake stage


  • Registered Users Posts: 829 ✭✭✭forfuxsake


    SUNGOD wrote: »
    for a girl i like the names mohesha , kandrell , kalaya and Quint'ashaa .
    i like my names straight off the ricki lake stage

    but it's a boy, although we considering raising hir to be gender neutral


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  • Registered Users Posts: 711 ✭✭✭snuggles09


    in light of this new knowledge i change my guess to baby Astro 8lb 4 oz:cool:

    maybe try jumping up and down on the bed? you might fall off and she might laugh so hard that babs will pop straight out? just an idea while we're throwing them out there


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,247 ✭✭✭ROCKMAN


    ROCKMAN wrote: »
    How about a quess the weight comp :D

    9lb 1oz

    With new info my original guess could be in with a shout ,Never change your mind :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,691 ✭✭✭michellie


    forfuxsake wrote: »
    The birth was horrific, like something from Saw but I am over it now.

    You poor thing, the birth is so hard on the men! lol

    Is she overdue?


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,247 ✭✭✭ROCKMAN


    michellie wrote: »
    You poor thing, the birth is so hard on the men! lol

    Is she overdue?


    Overdue ,the kid is starting school in sept...:D:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,585 ✭✭✭deisemum


    Whose baby are ye on about and is the sex of the baby known?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    deisemum wrote: »
    Whose baby are ye on about and is the sex of the baby known?

    Forfuxsakes baby.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,585 ✭✭✭deisemum


    The hospital staff usually get the weight wrong, well they did with the mums I know.

    My guess 8lb 11oz.

    My own sprogs were 7lb 7oz and 15 days early and 7lb 6oz and 1 month early and not as much as a puff of gas and air on the first one, waters went in the middle of Mothercare (London) on the first one.


  • Registered Users Posts: 711 ✭✭✭snuggles09


    deisemum wrote: »
    Whose baby are ye on about and is the sex of the baby known?

    It's a baby boy I think..should arrive in time to start studying for his Junior Cert..lol:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    deisemum wrote: »
    The hospital staff usually get the weight wrong, well they did with the mums I know.

    My guess 8lb 11oz.

    My own sprogs were 7lb 7oz and 15 days early and 7lb 6oz and 1 month early and not as much as a puff of gas and air on the first one, waters went in the middle of Mothercare (London) on the first one.

    I was 6"2 and the twin was 6"6 , and we where both breech hehehehe. :pac:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,585 ✭✭✭deisemum


    seanybiker wrote: »
    I was 6"2 and the twin was 6"6 , and we where both breech hehehehe. :pac:

    Ouch:eek:


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