Do you exercise or are you a lazy fatass?

jimpump

I play football on the astroturf 2/3 times a week and train muay thai twice a week

what do you lot do in your spare time or do you sit on your holes watching **** on TV in the evenings?

stupidusername

I do both. I'm currently trying to do Couch2 5K, and then I sit on my arse for the evening.

Grimebox

I cycle to and from college but that's it. I don't really enjoy sports all that much. I envy that you probably get enjoyment out of such things.

Kylo Ren

I eat soup and masturbate.

abouttobebanned

OP I bet you're one of these people who feels the need to tell everyone on Facebook and twitter everytime you work out. You have self esteem issues don't you?

Seachmall

Lazy Fatass here.

Am to start exercising soon though. Maybe tomorrow...

cloneslad

Play astro turf 3 times a week, used to run out to it in the summer when it was brighter in the evenings, it's an 8k run, so it was a nice warm up.

I wimped out of running over winter to allow my knee and ankle some rest time and I've been finding it hard to motivate myself to go back out running in the cold and rain.

I have to get back out though, hopefully tomorrow

jimpump

Grimebox wrote: »

I cycle to and from college but that's it. I don't really enjoy sports all that much. I envy that you probably get enjoyment out of such things.

im sure there is at least 1 sport out there that you would enjoy

Mint Sauce

Running/circuits 3 or 4 times a week.

One of them a 10 k.

we'llallhavetea_old

I wheeze walking up the stairs

KungPao

I don't exercise but I walk everywhere and walk up stairs instead of lifts etc.

And I don't stuff my face with shyte all the time.

So I am a lazy non-fat ass.

jimpump

abouttobebanned wrote: »

OP I bet you're one of these people who feels the need to tell everyone on Facebook and twitter everytime you work out. You have self esteem issues don't you?

U mad, bro?

i have evening classes 3 times a week, the rest is work, study, practise
walk the dog
completed c25k a couple times over the last couple years but then keep getting sick or other stuff
so, back to starting it again

Sam Kade

jimpump wrote: »

I play football on the astroturf 2/3 times a week and train muay thai twice a week

what do you lot do in your spare time or do you sit on your holes watching **** on TV in the evenings?

You sound like someone that has just started to exercise. Were you a lazy fat ass before you started?

hairyslug

I make babies

jimpump

bluewolf wrote: »

i have evening classes 3 times a week, the rest is work, study, practise
walk the dog
completed c25k a couple times over the last couple years but then keep getting sick or other stuff
so, back to starting it again

whats c25k? never heard of it

cocoshovel

Used to jog 2 miles every day, do 30 pushups in the morning and evening but I got incredibly bored of it and have stopped since like last August.

Logical Fallacy

jimpump wrote: »

whats c25k? never heard of it

It's a staggered running program for beginners. It's very good.

Seachmall

jimpump wrote: »

whats c25k? never heard of it

Couch to 5k.

DEFTLEFTHAND

I do a four mile walk 3 evenings a week, I play golf the odd weekend as well and that's about it these days.

jam_mac_jam

I walk a bit. Not fat though because I dont eat too much food. I cant be arsed so just eat less.

cloneslad

jimpump wrote: »

whats c25k? never heard of it

Couch to 5k I would imagine.

It's for people who have never done any running in their life and think 5k is a long distance. Women go as far as to call it a mini marathon.....very f**kin mini!!!

Fluffycloud

I swim five times a week and walk/run one on other days. I love the way exercise makes me feel. Happy.

Dudess

This thread is crying out for an American Psycho reference.

Freddie59

jimpump wrote: »

I play football on the astroturf 2/3 times a week and train muay thai twice a week

what do you lot do in your spare time or do you sit on your holes watching **** on TV in the evenings?

Usually for a three-mile walk before dinner when I get home in the evening. As does the wife.

The King of Moo

I run or cycle a few kilometres pretty much every day, sometimes taking a day off occasionally.
It's a lot, but I also eat quite a bit so it keeps me from putting on weight.

I wouldn't have thought before that I'd find myself doing so much exercise, but I actually really enjoy both the running and cycling, and I'm worried that as soon as I start to get a bit lazy, I'll get completely lazy.

Seachmall

Dudess wrote: »

This thread is crying out for an American Psycho reference.

Fuck, I'm gonna watch that now actually. Thanks for that

Carsinian Thau

Never exercise so I guess I'm a lazy fatass.

I'll be different in the future.

>_>
<_<

Logical Fallacy

Dudess wrote: »

This thread is crying out for an American Psycho reference.

It was started by a guy who plays soccer (on astroturf no less) and does MT twice a week.

Twice.

A.

Damn.

Week.

You don't get better than that.

jimpump

Sam Kade wrote: »

You sound like someone that has just started to exercise. Were you a lazy fat ass before you started?

i was lazy for a few years when my exercise routine was just walking to the pub

but for the last few years ive been training like a mad mofo

maybe its time for you to do the same and get up off your fatass, it takes commitment but its well worth it, bro

CatFromHue

I used to run, play football and rugby, cycle, and swim every week.

Then I hurt my knee and can't do any of the above.

When I open my curtains and it's sunny outside, I close them

Logical Fallacy

jimpump wrote: »

but for the last few years ive been training like a mad mofo

So have you eased off recently or something?

Pace2008

Weight training thrice weekly and cardio on off-days. though I can be inconsistent with the latter. I'm always doing push ups and pull ups when I'm moving about the house as well, and I get around by walking.

El Guapo!

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.
After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Sam Kade

jimpump wrote: »

i was lazy for a few years when my exercise routine was just walking to the pub

but for the last few years ive been training like a mad mofo

maybe its time for you to do the same and get up off your fatass, it takes commitment but its well worth it, bro

I got rid of any excess weight that I had in 09 all 3 stone of it and have kept it off since Like you say it makes a big difference. Carrying excess weight is like taking a bag of spuds or maybe 2 or more around with you every where you go.

Pace2008

cocoshovel wrote: »

Used to jog 2 miles every day, do 30 pushups in the morning and evening but I got incredibly bored of it and have stopped since like last August.

Are you honestly surprised that you got bored of doing the exact same thing every day?

Progression, man, progression.

jimpump

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

It was started by a guy who plays soccer (on astroturf no less) and does MT twice a week.

Twice.

A.

Damn.

Week.

You don't get better than that.

And what you train,bro?

Logical Fallacy

jimpump wrote: »

And what you train,bro?

Hung-fu.

Not sure you would be qualified for it.

kfallon

Astropark football 3-4 times a week, watch what I eat then go crazy on the drink of a Saturday, midday to midnight and come home bollixed! Stuck to the coach of a Sunday

jimpump

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

So have you eased off recently or something?

well i work 50+ hours a week so cant train as much as i would like

still tho, a few hours a week of MT is enough for someone with my skill :cool:

Micky Dolenz

I watched a football match once but it made me tired.

jimpump

Dean09 wrote: »

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.
After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

LOL

Not sure if serious

El Guapo!

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Hung-fu.

Not sure you would be qualified for it.

Fear Uladh

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Hung-fu.

Not sure you would be qualified for it.

Ah yes Hung-fu, I hear you need a black belt in fap-fu before you can master the almighty hung-fu.

Chuck Stone

I'm off the drink and will seek outlets for my energy soon. Running and cycling bores the fuck out of me so I shall seek out and find some 5-a-side soccerball all being well.

Will probably get back into body drowning boarding in the warmer months.

Watch out for your ankles on the astro-turf (astro turf is dodgy when you're carrying an extra few pounds).

So how much weight do you intend to lose fatty OP?

KungPao

I bench press 2000 Kilocalories before breakfast.

El Guapo!

jimpump wrote: »

LOL

Not sure if serious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fMegJxDWQM

greimorm

jimpump wrote: »

i was lazy for a few years when my exercise routine was just walking to the pub

but for the last few years ive been training like a mad mofo

maybe its time for you to do the same and get up off your fatass, it takes commitment but its well worth it, bro

What the hell is a mofo

I work out in gym 3 times a week,weights,aerobics,also Irish dance twice a week,I run 8 mile every two days,i cycle once a week up the mountains.I do kick boxing twice a week.
And then i sit down and become lazy

Sam Kade

Dean09 wrote: »

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.
After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Jesus you are as bad as Simon Cowell taking 2-3 baths a day :eek: You aren't a hairy woman by any chance that needs to shave?

Logical Fallacy

Fear Uladh wrote: »

Ah yes Hung-fu, I hear you need a black belt in fap-fu before you can master the almighty hung-fu.

In order to reach the level of Sifu you need to be able to make yourself cum using only your mind.

Masturkenisis.

El Guapo!

Sam Kade wrote: »

Jesus you are as bad as Simon Cowell taking 2-3 baths a day :eek: You aren't a hairy woman by any chance that needs to shave?

:rolleyes:
Look 2 posts up from your one....