Do you exercise or are you a lazy fatass?

jimpump

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Hung-fu.

Not sure you would be qualified for it.

you sound like a tapout wearing wannabe juice head, wouldnt wanna mess with you :eek:

Chuck Stone

greimorm wrote: »

What the hell is a mofo

It's what fat people say to each other as a term of affection.

Sam Kade

Dean09 wrote: »

:rolleyes:
Look 2 posts up from your one....

Look at the time on both :rolleyes:

woodoo

I'm a lazy b*****d these days. I consider a half hour walk once or twice a week as exercise. I'm developing an aul belly too which i don't like.

44leto

How dare you:eek::eek::eek:







Yeah I am a regular exerciser, cycling, walking, floor exercises.

jimpump

greimorm wrote: »

What the hell is a mofo

I work out in gym 3 times a week,weights,aerobics,also Irish dance twice a week,I run 8 mile every two days,i cycle once a week up the mountains.I do kick boxing twice a week.
And then i sit down and become lazy

you dont know what MOFO is?

its a song by U2...duh

El Guapo!

Sam Kade wrote: »

Look at the time on both :rolleyes:

Look at this duck......

woodoo

Dean09 wrote: »

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.
After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Have you caught the Ghey

Captain_Generic

I follow this religiously: workouts-for-firming-you-up-and-creeping-everyone-else-out

It wasn't me!

Run between four and ten miles about four times a week, swim twice a week, occasional gym sessions. Would do more but my main sport is shooting, so all training is to support that. Main time is on the range, which is the guts of twenty hours a week.

Logical Fallacy

jimpump wrote: »

you sound like a tapout wearing wannabe juice head

This coming from a guy called jimpump.

Fear Uladh

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

In order to reach the level of Sifu you need to be able to make yourself cum using only your mind.

Masturkenisis.

Aaaahhhhhhh...Unagi.

Swampy

jimpump wrote: »

I play football on the astroturf 2/3 times a week and train muay thai twice a week

what do you lot do in your spare time or do you sit on your holes watching **** on TV in the evenings?

Smug alert.

jimpump

woodoo wrote: »

I'm a lazy b*****d these days. I consider a half hour walk once or twice a week as exercise. I'm developing an aul belly too which i don't like.

Gastric band time

El Guapo!

woodoo wrote: »

Have you caught the Ghey

It's from American psycho.

FOLLOW THE THREAD!!

jimpump

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

This coming from a guy called jimpump.

thats my name, James Thomas Pump

shaneh408

im fat cus i live on a mat

shaneh408

mcdonald <)

woodoo

jimpump wrote: »

Gastric band time

I'll be on Sky Living channel in a few years... Half Ton Man

shaneh408

Burger King

jimpump

Swampy wrote: »

Smug alert.

fatass alert

dont be hatin cos you jelly...yo

shaneh408

A bitta subway

shaneh408

a lotta supermacs

shaneh408

..........

jimpump

woodoo wrote: »

I'll be on Sky Living channel in a few years... Half Ton Man

At least you'll be on tele so its not all bad

Micky Dolenz

jimpump wrote: »

At least you'll be on tele so its not all bad

Shouldn't you be off running or something?

candy-gal1

a little from column a, little from column b

jimpump

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Shouldn't you be off running or something?

nah im all worn out out from shaggin my sexy bird earlier. 3 hours of it

Gummy Panda

I lift weights

It wasn't me!

OP, you do realise your exercise regime impresses nobody, right? Those who don't exercise don't care. Those who do know it's really not much.

woodoo

jimpump wrote: »

nah im all worn out out from shaggin my sexy bird earlier. 3 hours of it

You mean you were greco roman wrestling with your Heather Trott doppleganger girlfriend.

Zen65

I'm in the dojo 3-4 times a week, either training or teaching. Still, I've managed to add a little extra weight where I shouldn't have it.

Z

I'm not lazy, but I'm still a fatass!

RedXIV

jimpump wrote: »

I play football on the astroturf 2/3 times a week and train muay thai twice a week

what do you lot do in your spare time or do you sit on your holes watching **** on TV in the evenings?

I've 3 kids and a full time job. I don't have time to exercise or be a lazy fatass.

jimpump

It wasn't me! wrote: »

OP, you do realise your exercise regime impresses nobody, right? Those who don't exercise don't care. Those who do know it's really not much.

haterz gonna hate

jimpump

woodoo wrote: »

You mean you were greco roman wrestling with your Heather Trott doppleganger girlfriend.

it was actually BJJ ,not greco-roman. the north-south position :cool:

never heard of heather trott, shes more like heather locklear

Loomis

I've done sweet **** all since school. Had rare outings on the astro-turf while in college and have gone years doing nothing since I started working. Myself and a couple of friends started using the Nike+ app last year and used each other as motivation. I did that for about 5 months doing 5k-ish every other day until the other two abandoned me and it all went out the window.
Started again the start of this month but hurt my back on Sunday so haven't ran since. That'll teach me to try and be healthy.

cade

Karate class twice a week, Bujinkan Budo Taijutsu class once a week and then my own exercise routine daily. If the weather were better I'd go out running too in my local park.

All in all it's pretty good that I only need a few hours sleep, otherwise exercise would eat all my free time and I'd never get to do any of my hobbies

Fourteen

Fair play, OP.

Don't let yourself go and become a mess

woodoo

jimpump wrote: »

it was actually BJJ ,not greco-roman. the north-south position :cool:

never heard of heather trott, shes more like heather locklear

Heather trott from eastenders

Pace2008

jimpump wrote: »

never heard of heather trott, shes more like heather locklear

Abuses alcohol and prescription drugs and drives under the influence?

YFlyer

stupidusername wrote: »

I do both. I'm currently trying to do Couch2 5K, and then I sit on my arse for the evening.

Fairplay. You should try to get out running as many days as possible.

stupidusername

YFlyer wrote: »

Fairplay. You should try to get out running as many days as possible.

thanks. I'm managing two days a week most of the time. it's enough for me tbh. i'm not looking to run a marathon, just get reasonably fit, and shape up a bit.

Ice87

jimpump wrote: »

I play football on the astroturf 2/3 times a week and train muay thai twice a week

what do you lot do in your spare time or do you sit on your holes watching **** on TV in the evenings?

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Jen Pigs Fly

I'm very into fitness at the moment. This is what I would do generally and how often a week

horse Riding - 5-6 times a week depending on how well my horse is going
Cycling everywhere I can - every day
Jogging -5 times a week
Due to physio I have to do a lot of 'yoga' type exercises
Irish Dancing - once a week

Babybuff

play indoor footy once a week, used to go to the gym five days a week but don't have the moneys for it anymore and a trying to do the same workout at home..unsucessfully
I'm looking to study sports massage next year though, I'm interested in most things that are health and fitness related.

YFlyer

I run 6 to 7 days a week.

socco

i think about exercising but then I get lazy...

generally hit the gym two or three times a week but only do half an hour on the treadmill.

Tonyandthewhale

jimpump wrote: »

haterz gonna hate

And some people just breed contempt.

Mance Rayder

CatFromHue wrote: »

I used to run, play football and rugby, cycle, and swim every week.

Then I hurt my knee and can't do any of the above.

Did you take an arrow to the knee?