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Best Lines you've used?

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  • #52
    Nervous Wreck
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,115 ✭✭✭✭Nervous Wreck


    Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
    "I'll COME UP YOUR HOLE!!!! I'LL CUM UP YOUR FUCKING HOLE LOVE!!!"

    Crying.


  • #53
    Volvagia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭Volvagia


    Once asked a girl "Do you like kissing?"

    She did.


  • #54
    link_2007
    Registered Users Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭link_2007


    Do you want to have sex?

    "No"

    Would you mind lying down so I can have some?


  • #55
    AwayWithFaries
    Registered Users Posts: 452 ✭✭AwayWithFaries


    Never really use chat up line as a serious way to go, seem a bit tacky. That said I did have quite a fun night with them once.

    Myself and a mate were single so the before we headed to the club the other spoken for lads in our group mad up a list of chat up line and we wanted to see who could get through the list first, good fun :D


  • #56
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    Best Lines you've used?

    I thought this thread was gonna be about fishing or maybe drugs, pleasently surprise :)


  • #57
    thebigbiffo
    Registered Users Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    "I'm not usually this tall looking - it's just I'm sitting on my wallet"

    First post in 2 months...seriously people, you're not all assholes.


  • #58
    token101
    Registered Users Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    Julie London wrote: »
    I was once approached with this line from a man at a bar (I was wearing a red hooded coat)
    Your little, and you red, but are you riding?
    Summerskin calm down! its the truth

    Somebody's watching too much YouPorn.....


  • #59
    UnknownSpecies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,183 ✭✭✭UnknownSpecies


    Gardai came to our house party to break it up.

    Garda says "Lads this is serious anti-social behaviour" to which my friend replied "It's hardly anti-social when EVERYBODY is here!"

    :D


  • #60
    wp_rathead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,071 ✭✭✭✭wp_rathead


    get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut

    EDIT: I never said it though..


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  • #61
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    Classic from Jason Byrne:

    "Horse it into me to f**k would ya and none of your fancy sh1t."


  • #62
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Im still looking for my tape measure il let you guys no when i find it :rolleyes:


  • #63
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,269 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Best ones I've seen work:

    "Hi, wanna fuck?"


  • #64
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    Sleepy wrote: »
    Best ones I've seen work:

    "Hi, wanna fuck?"

    you have to female or brad pitt for that to work...


  • #65
    dan1895
    Registered Users Posts: 4,597 ✭✭✭dan1895


    Mickey H wrote: »
    Classic from Jason Byrne:

    "Horse it into me to f**k would ya and none of your fancy sh1t."

    The footballer?


  • #66
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    "If you're selling puppies, I'll take the one with the big pink nose" - Sid the sexist.


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  • #67
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    dan1895 wrote: »
    The footballer?

    No, the comedian.


  • #68
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    The Jubilee line is my personal favorite, anyone know the jubilee line, it'll get you to where you want to go, if you know what I mean


  • #69
    Curva Sud
    Closed Accounts Posts: 89 ✭✭Curva Sud


    Hi,fancy a bum ? :pac:


  • #70
    drunkmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,340 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    http://i.imgur.com/yDThv.png

    :)


  • #71
    blackwhite
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,968 ✭✭✭blackwhite


    dancesatnight wrote: »
    lets not turn this rape in to a murder

    id crawl though a mile of broken glass just to W£$k in your shadow

    you know how i know im getting sex later..... coz im stronger then you


    Use number 3 first.

    If she reacts badly, then use number 1........


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  • #72
    TemptationWaits
    Registered Users Posts: 121 ✭✭TemptationWaits


    Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.


  • #73
    Eve_Dublin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    Some guy outside Whelans about 4 years ago told me I'd lovely eyes.

    :o

    So cheesy I slept with him.


  • #74
    treborflynn
    Registered Users Posts: 105 ✭✭treborflynn


    have i came across your face before?

    here, any chance?


  • #75
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Mickey H wrote: »
    Classic from Jason Byrne:

    "Horse it into me to f**k would ya and none of your fancy sh1t."

    like most of Jason Byrnes jokes, stolen from someone else


  • #76
    Fromthetrees
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭Fromthetrees


    Me: Hey, how are you getting on?

    Random girl: Fine, fine...

    Me: So will you be my girlfriend forever?

    Girl walks away...:(


  • #77
    frozenfrozen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,883 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    Fromthetrees wrote: »
    Me: Hey, how are you getting on?

    Random girl: Fine, fine...

    Me: So will you be my girlfriend forever?

    Girl walks away...:(

    That's the best line you've used?!


  • #78
    Tonto86
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 731 ✭✭✭Tonto86


    An bhuil cead agam dul go dti an clitoris


  • #79
    Fromthetrees
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭Fromthetrees


    frozenfrozen wrote: »
    That's the best line you've used?!

    JOKE
    JOKE
    JOKE
    JOKE
    JOKE
    JOKE
    JOKE
    JOKE
    JOKE
    JOKE
    JOKE
    JOKE
    JOKE
    JOKE


  • #80
    SureYWouldntYa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,779 ✭✭✭SureYWouldntYa


    She was really drunk
    "Hey baby i bet i can guess your date of birth by feeling your tits"
    Shirt up, bra off and i have a 1 in 365 chance of looking like the coolest dude ever


  • #81
    VagnerLove
    Registered Users Posts: 116 ✭✭VagnerLove


    I'm pages too late but Julie whatever's lies are too funny


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